How much do you burn?

by fumble • 26 Nov 2011, 19:26 • Journals
http://www.webmd.com/diet/healthtool-metabolism-calculator

take the test.

apparently I burn 2984 calories a day, but this test isn't very accurate because it doesn't take into consideration your DNA and what you eat.
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Cardo 26 Nov 2011, 19:28
i burn like 2 grams a day
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Estaloth 26 Nov 2011, 19:29
haha thought the same ;d
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triflip 26 Nov 2011, 19:33
thought the same when reading the title, but it's just around 1 gr for me :P
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Cardo 26 Nov 2011, 19:35
haha you started smoking again:P? i was just bullshiting with that 2 gram anyway
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triflip 26 Nov 2011, 20:17
yea, i started again. But it's less as i used to smoke. And it's not 1 gr every day, it's more the max i smoke every day.
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Ati_ 26 Nov 2011, 19:29
"You Burn 3598 Calories Each Day."

Come at me fat
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Shuki 26 Nov 2011, 19:39
Come fat me bro.
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koop 26 Nov 2011, 19:30
Um.. not too sure about my activity level because I have clanprac everyday??
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ipod 26 Nov 2011, 19:31
Well every morning when I wake up, I jog around frostbite. I do around 5 laps or so.
Sometimes I do Goldrush.
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fumble 26 Nov 2011, 19:32
and still you can't beat me in speedrun! boom
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ipod 26 Nov 2011, 19:36
I'm fast as lightning bro, you better use your nikes bro
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Ati_ 26 Nov 2011, 19:32
record time?
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ipod 26 Nov 2011, 19:36
Well I did 16 minutes once.
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Animal 26 Nov 2011, 19:32
then you crash your car and die. gg
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ipod 26 Nov 2011, 19:37
oh real funny
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huumeantti 26 Nov 2011, 19:33
2k calories
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pala 26 Nov 2011, 19:33
average burn for a guy is between 1500 to 2000
average to women goes from 1000-1500, so no, this test is not even slightly accurate...
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Ati_ 26 Nov 2011, 19:34
so I burn twice as much as an average guy, cool story ;p
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miNd 26 Nov 2011, 19:36
ur fucking amazing
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Ati_ 26 Nov 2011, 19:39
and ur not
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ipod 26 Nov 2011, 19:45
just like your biceps
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Cardo 26 Nov 2011, 19:36
more like 2000- 2500 for men
1500- 200 for women
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pala 26 Nov 2011, 19:37
no
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Cardo 26 Nov 2011, 19:40
haha ok, i was about to make a fucking cruel joke , couldnt do it was too harsh

have a nice day
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pala 26 Nov 2011, 19:42
i kinda figure out what the joke is about
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fumble 26 Nov 2011, 19:37
no it's not at all do you live in a country of hobbits or something?
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pala 26 Nov 2011, 19:39
make a research on BMR
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fumble 26 Nov 2011, 19:45
that doesn't take into account exercise, derp de derp..

Quote the number of calories you'd burn if you stayed in bed all day.
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pala 26 Nov 2011, 19:51
of course, that is the point of it. most of the diets are built on BMR as you have clear indications depending on your desires...

how about the fact that not every exercise is the same? intensive running may take on average 300-500 calories, while gym is up to 200 calories. how the fuck can your BMR be as higher as 1000 calories? just get the point that your calculator is extremely faulty

burnning as much as 3k calories every day can be insane...
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fumble 26 Nov 2011, 20:32
my original point still stands, you are wrong.
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alexL 26 Nov 2011, 19:36
You Burn 3546 Calories Each Day, and i choosed active level: very active. 1 powerwalk in morning, then i gym later on the day and if i got time or if i feel for it i go for a run or powerwalk around 8-9 a clock :)
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ant1y 26 Nov 2011, 19:39
You Burn 3340 Calories Each Day Yes this is completely wrong tbh. Last few weeks Ive been consuming like 1500 - 2000 calories per day yet I dont lose weght. Even if I run round football or jogging on my treadmille.

This is wrong.
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im a tree 26 Nov 2011, 19:41
Quote by UNNAMED-DUTCH-PRO (3rd at CC6)I have that pala gets gassed and picked up by the PALAstinians
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pala 26 Nov 2011, 19:43
i was kind of surprised you didn't make a journal and let one of your friends to post an extremely funny punchline comment...
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im a tree 26 Nov 2011, 19:46
also,

"You burn 2021 calories each day."

My metabolism is awesome, fuck this shitty website.
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fumble 26 Nov 2011, 19:46
as I said it doesn't take into account peoples DNA.
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Thomm 26 Nov 2011, 20:18
2,5k and something. That is such a stupid "test"...
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VerSus 26 Nov 2011, 20:21
lbs? ft? never heard
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FeedMe 26 Nov 2011, 20:21
why would I care about how much calories I burn...
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Predje 26 Nov 2011, 20:40
when im incative i burn 2895 im fucking pro
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zaNc 26 Nov 2011, 20:51
QuoteHeight ft. in.
Weight lbs.


cba changing anything atm
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Sinfulsebastian 26 Nov 2011, 21:07
Normal 1700 calories, army 2,5k - 3k
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venoM 26 Nov 2011, 21:12
3176 kcal light going to the gym 3/5 days
http://fitness.rubriek.nl/fitness/bmr.php
fucking yay
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bachOrr 26 Nov 2011, 21:27
10 jews
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bliss 26 Nov 2011, 21:49
15 Jews. Newb.
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Halidith 26 Nov 2011, 21:34
this fails, it says i burn 2k while i think its arround 500 or somthing
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Vanhaomena 26 Nov 2011, 21:43
I'd like to buy a gram of weed from the coder, since he doesn't seem to know the difference between a calorie and a kilocalorie.
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bliss 26 Nov 2011, 21:56
Well let's see uhh, swiping that mouse around burns a lot of calories you know. So probably 7000-8000 everyday.

Also I'm sure the masturbation uses a lot too, so probably closer to 9000-10000.
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we3D 26 Nov 2011, 23:44
3003 :'/
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