Mocking journal!

by Thomm • 27 Dec 2011, 12:06 • Journals
Bored and cf is so quiet that I had to do something.

Use your bad jokes and mock-up -lines here, let's have a laugh.

Remember posting-guidelines, today is free-ban-day!

QuoteWhy is Skrillex bad at fishing? He always drops the bass


Badum-tsih!

image: 2zois0w
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homiee 27 Dec 2011, 12:11
lol best gif ever :D thx for making my day
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gambit 27 Dec 2011, 12:14
Two jumper cables walk into a bar and order a drink.

The bartender says "Okay, but don't start anything."
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Thomm 27 Dec 2011, 12:20
A horse walks to a bar. Bartender asks, "Why the long face?"

"My wife died today", says the horse.

And another bar-joke, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-SkCvZMD7A4
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huumeantti 27 Dec 2011, 12:18
fuck you
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Hennessy 27 Dec 2011, 12:20
thats exactly what i was planning to say
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Thomm 27 Dec 2011, 12:23
Sorry :(

image: 871952005
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huumeantti 27 Dec 2011, 12:25
It's not very nice for you to hate dubstep artists, the people you should really hate is their fanboys for making them "popular".
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Thomm 27 Dec 2011, 12:26
I am not hating anyone, just having a cheap laugh at someone elses expense, nothing personal on it.
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huumeantti 27 Dec 2011, 12:28
turpa kii vitun neekeri
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k1kzzzzz 27 Dec 2011, 14:48
But if you like the producers/djs? (not skrillex)
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Rockskin 27 Dec 2011, 15:09
Thanks now i know how to fit in (:
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FLExican 27 Dec 2011, 12:18
jantje kwam bij de bakker, bakker was er niet :(
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ViKO 27 Dec 2011, 12:21
dat gif
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koop 27 Dec 2011, 12:22
lol @ dat gif ;D
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HellKn1ght 27 Dec 2011, 12:48
What is 18 inches long, stiff and makes women scream at night?

- Crib Death.
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PHOTO 27 Dec 2011, 13:00
image: 1zdyrnb
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Thomm 27 Dec 2011, 13:01
Is that the same bastard-bee? We have to stop it! Before it attacks someone we might care.
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PHOTO 27 Dec 2011, 13:01
i think it is the same one.. lets do this!
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senseii 28 Dec 2011, 12:30
sensei approves that gif !
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SsAP 27 Dec 2011, 13:02
3 old ladies sitting on a park bench. a flasher walks up to them and opens his coat.
the first lady has a stroke
the second lady has a stroke
the third had arthritis and couldn't reach that far
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Thunderrr 27 Dec 2011, 14:42
haha nice one:D
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Deatheater 27 Dec 2011, 13:43
I just put the heating to 21.5*C instead of the usual 20*C here!

Beat that!
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RASHOMON 27 Dec 2011, 13:45
A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink. The end
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Deatheater 27 Dec 2011, 13:48
Been there, done that
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b4lu 27 Dec 2011, 13:52
Geht ein neger durchn tunnel. Als er wieder raus kommt hat der andere auch 5 mark
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k1kzzzzz 27 Dec 2011, 14:49
Treffen sich zwei, der eine heißt Hans und der andere hat auch fünf Mark.

Springen zwei von ner Brücke, trifft der eine nicht.
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b4lu 27 Dec 2011, 15:05
sitzt ein nilpferd in der wüste und strickt sich nen panzer, kommt ein schluck kaffee aufn fahrrad angefahren und sagt "hey was rauchen sie hier?" sagt das nilpferd:"was gehen mich die koreanischen kaffeepreise an, ist denn schon sonnabend?"
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bst 27 Dec 2011, 14:28
I walked into Subway and asked for the biggest, greasiest most expensive sub. They gave me 'The Andy Carroll'
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Severus 27 Dec 2011, 15:00
what's a kindergarten for a pedophile? -Promised land
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wsk 27 Dec 2011, 15:32
oh, a Thomm journal. didnt see earlier!


so here comes one of the 3 jokes I know:

a homeless guy saves money for a month so he can go to a hooker.
he hit on about 5 whores until he finally found one desperate enough for the money that would do him.

"so what you wanna do?" the hooker asks.
"a blowjob will do" he replies.

After she has been sucking for 5 minutes she complains
"I am doing this since forever and you're still not hard"

"well, maybe it's not hard, but at least it is clean now"

XDDPDPPDPXXXDD lolol. :|
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Thomm 27 Dec 2011, 15:43
Few minutes ago:

16:17 @siltzu • hei onko tyhmä kysymys että aikooko kukkaan olla selvinpäin uv:na?
16:18 Thowww • http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a4/sirenofchaos432/dumbbitch.jpg

(hey, am i stupid for asking if anyone is going to be sober at new years eve?)

I am so funny that I nearly pissed myself.
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wsk 27 Dec 2011, 15:44
you should quit your job and become a comedian!
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Thomm 27 Dec 2011, 15:49
Well, only 4 days left on the contract!
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Anima 27 Dec 2011, 15:47
http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/1288387_460s.jpg

this shit had me rolling :D
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fuJiii 27 Dec 2011, 18:07
hahaha, ..? no.. wait.. ....
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Anima 27 Dec 2011, 20:15
its ok if u dont get it, just smile and forget it
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fuJiii 27 Dec 2011, 23:46
i got it but its not funny :P
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Anima 28 Dec 2011, 13:18
not possible!
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mikeTHEbike 27 Dec 2011, 16:44
why cant jesus play basketball?
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Thomm 27 Dec 2011, 17:00
Well enlighten me.
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senseii 27 Dec 2011, 19:03
He had holes in his hands. (Don't know if that's the proper way of telling it, but I bet you got my point)
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fuJiii 27 Dec 2011, 18:08
because he is dead?

he cant run with his long beard?
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mikeTHEbike 27 Dec 2011, 20:29
look at senseii reply
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Gnome 27 Dec 2011, 17:35
kenny dalglish: we are still in title race :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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dudee 27 Dec 2011, 19:03
BEST GIF EVER
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