Germany and the English language

How come that most of Germany's inhabitants don't know a tiny bit of English?

Isn't it taught everywhere? It's not about the spelling or the ability to write 100 percent grammatically correct sentences because, let's be honest with each other, that's like the hardest part in this language and you need to study real horrowshow if your mothertounge has different origins.

Yet there are some Yermans like GermanyTimeN who seem to be very fond of the language or at least sound very experienced, almost native lvl in terms of quality, disregarding accents or dialects.

Furthermore, there are almost no TV channels in Germany which broadcast movies, tv series like Dexter, How I met your mother in original audio unlike in Austria or Switzerland.

Germany is a special country with his history and my theory is that the country itself may be a bit..how to say that..obstinated (in a stubborn way)?

Not talking about specific characters or persons but the nation in general.
And I'm not critisizing anything, just asking out of interest because I stumbled upon a recruitment thread on HoN forums (GERMAN SPEAKING ONLY) and oh WoW that kid can't even spell in German ~_~

What are the reasons?

epic shizzle "FUCK OFF, ENGLAND" x)



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lol in germani we downt schpik änglisch
why fuck off england :(
ask Mr. Westerwelle prick from that video.
"I'M SORRY BUT THIS IS A YERMAN CONFERENCE."
"YOU CAN'T ASK QUESTIONS IN ENGLISH BECAUSE WE ARE IN YERMANY"

Oh he was so pleased with the last part, just take a look at his dirty smirk..
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we all know you're talking about humM3l here :D
reason is that there are way more Frenchies / Germans than Austrians/Dutchies
It pays to dub in bigger countries

same goes for games etc
You said it. In German television the shows like How I met your mother and stuff are translated, so most of the germans dont think it is unnecessary to learn it.

im always ashamed when i see germans speaking english. just so embarassing
seriously?
What THE FUCK did you just say?
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no one cares about english here, cuz we are superior
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TimoN pro. Was always wondering the same, must be our history...
sorry my englisch is under all pig
i understand just train-station

e: sau schlimm wenn man in deutschland deutsch spricht echt krass muss man bei harald schmidt sich lustig drüber machen
my english is not the yellow from the egg too :(
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i believe i spider! :O
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yea that's certainly one of those that still gives me giggles everytime I hear it :D
hm...
Who sits in the glass house shouldn't throw with rocks 8D
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hähä, my favourite aswell ;D
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i hold it in head not out i see black for you
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http://ithinkispider.com/ wenn du noch ein bichen weltraum links hast kannste die seite speichern
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oh gott, jetzt hab ich aber gebraucht...
ich dachte "was will er denn jetzt!?" :D
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my lovely mr singing club
next journal "Österreicher und die deutsche Sprache"
why must everything be DEUTSCH?
DEUTSCHLAND
DEUTSCHE einwohner
DEUTSCHE küche
DEUTSCHE politiker
DEUTSCHE familie
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deutsch = gut
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DEUTSCH = natur
DEUTSCHE RASSE JAWOLL
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don't get ur point :(
Parent
First u have to create "Bayern und die deutsche Sprache" :)
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"Baiern und die deutsche Sprache" both in one ;)
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What are you on about? I have never met a yerman whom doesn't know how to speak english, online & IRL.
Agreed, it might not be the best but it's deffo understandable...


And we're not like the french who just refuse to atleast try to speak english to you because fuck you
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That's difference. I assume people Anschnur (german term for "online") may be socially integrated into the Internetz and therefore speaks english. But there are manys who not.
Parent
And now you lost me, please translate that to english.
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:D I'm refering to the fact that people playing online games may have a bigger understanding of the English language because of obvious reasons (they get lots of practice, they communicate with foreign players etc.). I didn't say EVERY German but most of them neither study the language nor speak a word.
Just look at the guy in the video, he is their minister of foreign affairs :D
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its the big exceptions that fuck it up very often :(
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well the prejudice that germans cant speak good english

i guess its because some known people like westerwelle and so on dont speak it very well, even if they should :D
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lol thank you image: da4d5d00d40148dcc5f432640e611253_1
you shouldnt crtisize about the germans, since we are one of the best educated countries in the world ( in %). Probably the english just sounds a bit weird, since our motherlanguage is very strict and sounds different. We speak words in a different way and try to implent our knowledge to the english language which sounds kinda weird.

You complain that there are no TV channels that broadcast english tvshows? Well thtats probably because it doesnt sell. It is all about profit. What do most germans speak? German. So you can make most profit with german tvshows. On paytv you can also change on almost every movie the language to english ;)
OH WELL.
SOMEBODY DIDN'T READ THE JOURNAL FULLY AND POSTS RANDOM HATE COMMENT.
AND OOOH THE SURPRISE, IT's KEBAP RAZZAH.


May I quote this for you?

Quote by MEAnd I'm not critisizing anything, just asking out of interest


Edit: Oh you didn't even post a lotta hate:)
Still. READ THROUGH. You are refering to things that I explained are not part of my question.
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next time make your journals shorter ffs


noone wants to read so much text
Parent
Yerman brainz can't handle too much input.
Don't worry, I know :D
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cant you comment on a normal way without "z" etc?
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Le söre, I can do zat :)
Are u le satisfied?
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dubs absolutely suck! I remember when I was in Prague they had German tv stations in the hotel room and lost came on dubbed it was so lolers, and they dub it because the country's english level isnt the best.
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tbh german dub is very sick.
Many of the old Anime series just have a fantastic dub, the movies from the old days on the other hand are dubbed as shit whereas today's are well done.
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its long ago that i've read so much bullshit in so less words...
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You are stupid. Deal with it
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explain why
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spot the sarcasm next time
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that's true, I started to watch lost in english from season 2 on cause I didn't wanna wait til it was on german tv... then again, if you're used to those dub voices it ain't even that bad. actually, some shows/movies are better with german pr0-dubbers than listening to the original shit-actors.
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you forgot that we created denglisch that everybody can understand us ;)
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deal with it
it's a pretty sad sight, seems to be a huge problem with poles as well.
everyone should learn to speak English from Gaming just like wsk now he's super cool.
even know how to say "oven" now :D
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haha i knew you'd be reading this!
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the other day I was thinking about that when I was watching jamie oliver cooking something, and he said something about putting a dish in the oven :DD
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hahah! come to bio
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no can do, thinking about what to eat for dinner
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15 years ago i was watching emanuelle on pro7.it was dubbed in german.even when they had orgasm...it was in german :)
i guess they even dub porn if u get them from the store xD

for "the story" only ofc xD
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Emanuelle ain't porn pls!!
Wow my gf really got horny when I showed her that film x/
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didnt say that emanuelle is porn, even if i dont know it :D
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actually they do,and the dubbing actors get a lot of momey to mim the sounds and all
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well people dubbing films getting money is ok, but why on earth would you dub pron xD

cant think of anybody that watches porn for the interesting storyline xD
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because dubbing actors for porn gets more money than the actors that dub normal movies.
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thefuck, why? xD
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cause is harder to make all that noise and stuff?
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for the average german there is just no need to learn english, besides the shit they do in school.

you wanna watch a movie? go on holidays? find something in the internet? there is enough offers in german, therefore you're not forced to speak and practice the language unless you decide you want to.
you iz just to proud of the fatherland
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pride doesn't even exist in my vocabulary. pride is for idiots, nazis and moms! :D
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Yes it does, you forgot image: gay_pride_rainbow-2555
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no need to be proud about your sexuality either!
Parent
Sure you do, it is a nice thing. I am also proud of you.
Parent
thanks! finally someone is proud of me!!!!!!!! :`]
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"and some are just born to be wild" (C) cuttyP
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:DD we need more cutty(P) quotes!
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I guess it's the same reason no one in England can speak German.
you just..BLEW MY MIND
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The majority of people in the UK are to arrogant to learn other languages, I guess that's the reason many Germans speak poor English, I could be wrong tho.
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English is THE language that is spoken across the globe.
Nobody cares about German, well mostly nobodys at least.
It's beeing taught in Bosnia & Hzg. for example, my homecountry.
A theory could be that people are too angry at the english nations because of WW 2. I mean, deep down below something like that.
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Quote My theory could be, people are too angry at the english nations because of WW 2. I mean, deep down below something like that.


u cannot be serious
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I am. Germany is beeing descrimated a lot and beeing made fun of everywhere. And most of the times, if you take a look at Youtube, the people writing there are seriousz business, they know everything and they say all Germans are Nazis so..
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and most germans don't give a fuck.
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I hope you're kidding with your wwII theory xD
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lol.. or ppl are just too stupid and lazy to learn proper english
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couldnt talk any english word 2 years after school... well iam not good at all now but i learned everything from gaming again...
Austrians speak Wienerisch aswell so they know plenty of languages to come around, don't worry, we are an exception, everybody loves us except for the USA. although that's only because they've never heard of us.
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thought germans hate u aswell :/ only ppl from vienna can talk wienerisch tbh :P i talk with a diffrent accent
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Gott saß auf den alpen und schnitzte die deutschen. die jenigen, die nix geworden sind, warf er hinter sich. HAR HAR.
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ders gut :D sollte man sich merken :D
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germans hate me?
(You do realize that) I'm from Vienna? silly :D
Don't get distracted by my "Le" flag.
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The same question lies, why can I speak English properly + have a very decent grammatic part as well.
the german market is too powerful.
people dont have to learn english cause everything gets localized.
QuoteFurthermore, there are almost no TV channels in Germany which broadcast movies, tv series like Dexter, How I met your mother in original audio unlike in Austria or Switzerland.


wrong info, they dont have original audio here either.
we speak very fine engrish in germany :p
but
how about all you guys learn german? hm?
We use subtitles for everything with cartoons and publicity being the exception.

Since I remember it has been that way so for me it is kinda unpleasant to watch dubbed movies.

The fact however is.. if you go to a small shop or service, people working there won't be able to speak with you in English.

Other random fact is.. Netherlands is the best place to speak English :D
Germany, the country with the highest population in Europe, which is also home to the biggest amount of retards. almost 20 Years after its reunion, the parts are still split into the poor, whiny, Nazi infested east, the poor, whiny west and Bavaria, which is hated by all other parts.
Germans love to discuss the weather, which is either to hot for the season or to cold for the season, but never seems to get it right to please everyone. What a bitch!
Germans truly hate their own country with devotion, they buy flags only during sport events. But if you are seen with a German flag 2 weeks after the sport event on your car, you are either a Nazi or of Turkish origin.
Due to its big population, Germany has a ridiculous amount of TV stations which all send the same crap. If something is not dubbed into German, nobody will watch it... at least that is what they think because there simply exists nearly no undubbed TV.
Most myths about Germans are not true. In fact we are lazy, don't drink THAT much beer and wear our Lederhosen only when making love to big breasted women.

Just a text about us I once copied from the one and only CuttyP.

P.S TimeN sucks donkeyballs!
jesus christ...
german idiots gettin trolled BIG time without even noticing it
arguing over a troll journal with shitload of serious text
all of my what.jpg

german people on the internet are the most retarted individuals you'd ever see..
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