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Quote by Ashleyi may have alzheimers but atleast i dont have alzheimers

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Quote by ibunforgiven omg just went to clab ,bac from clab and i gat nambar from samting luking laik a garl and si gaiv mi a strang nambar with 8 digits,idk maibi is nambar for loto,mi so drank ahahahahaha


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Quote by Random FB girlhmm lekker zelf ge maalte aarbei taart hmm

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Why you posting pictures of Jere's girlfriend?
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She's way out of his league.
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True, no wonder he turned gay. Gets turned down by inbred children :D
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Crossfire should actually have a database for this just like GTV
outlAw: cu@lan
don't forget your sunglasses please
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ROFL :D THIS ONE IS AMAZING HAHA :D !THESE SIMONKINSLER
xxxxxDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD I had to stop writing D's cause I had to whipe the tears from my eyes from laughter whiwhhahahahah xDDDD thoses SimonKinSleR:XD!!!!!!!!!!
theses simon :D rofl .. I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING hahha is finland part of europe, he says..

IS VAGINA AND PENIS MEANT TO COMBINE INTO COITUS? haha xD
when ever i hear/read word coitus first thing that comes to my image: sheldon-cooper-superman_69237919
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AL1 you are is my idol !
OFFICE OFFICEEE
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why so mean? :(
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ag0n made me laugh
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ahaha :d Such a epic fail
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how can i go to university now if i have to read them all?
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haha i'm on there with an obviously broken sarcasm detector.

Still it reminded me of the funniest comment on cf, the Dusty one "you're a fucking hero I hope you know that"

:D
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why so mean? :( i am boy with feelings... hurensohn
look what tchou did.. you broke my reply buttones
my repply buttonez also kaputtt:SSSSSS was geburt?????????? enzuwwwww:D
mannn theses super also breaked replyink?
Polandrafek wins all the internets

"I'm a wall"

"I listen to music by microwaves"

"Get a coke from a local shop"

"In Poland our main language is polish"

"I need to enjoy my cfg because there are some shits there"

"brb fog"

"Everyday I'm on the roof"
brb eating dog
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and, of course, his wonderful holiday to Poland Montenigger.
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my replaingk:D has kaputt gegehen:D hahaha:d i get numbar laik omg real gurl 8 digits nambarrrrr
PROSTERNATE YOURSELF BEFORE THE FRESHLY ELEECTED DELEGUE LIBREX OF THE CHIMACIENNE OF BRUXXELLES


BOURGEOIS BOUREGOIES, CHIMAY T'ENCULE!

LIBREX LIBREX LIBREX LIBREX MORON ULB FTW EAT SHIT
Quotenoobs
don fuckin nuke dat shit im curious now
Quoteet is det
sent me a pm with what was in your comment, NOW!
Artstar:LOL FAG PROFILE PIC WOULD YOU LIKE SOME FAIRY DUST WITH THAT GOLDEN DILDO IN YOUR ASS
Me: You jelly bro?
Artstar:whatever you say FRESH PRINCE OF ANAL PLEASURE
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23:29 @Thomm • what is custard?
23:29 @Thomm • or wait, hmm
23:29 @Thomm • cum mustard+
23:29 @Thomm • ?

17:19 @ETNiES • me and one of the lads were messin and we fucked a black cat out the top window down on beside where everyone was smokin
17:19 @ETNiES • and it blew up and scared the shit out've everyone but my mates gf

And any shit that unforgiven dribbles out of his mouth is quote worthy
no cheaters anymore how boring ET has become :(
Krosan: We got owned and I had to egoquit
people above me, please realize that the belgians are trolling you into believing that there was something special in thomm's comment.
14:35 @Thomm • does other countries have concept of "morkkis", the embarrasment and shame after heavy drinking and doing something stupid?
14:35 @Thomm • wont dare to answer phone or anything
14:38 @Thomm • at after-party, friend asked if i wanna play rockstar too
14:38 @Thomm • with xbox or was it playstation
14:38 @Thomm • now i owe him a TV because i threw it out from the balcony :/

18:13 humM3L • im not gay
18:13 humM3L • i kiss every week
18:13 humM3L • new girls
18:13 humM3L • and fuck her : /
haha hummel :D
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gotta love hummel
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hummel keepin' it real
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acid/timmyboy:
Kem ne marokkaan gevonde die mijnen auto wilt kope vo 540 euro, hij kan der amerikane mee gaan bestrijde in zn eige land, tis toch nen halven tank

Logic:
zou ge ni sterve mss?
fucking nade op u kop
ma nee
polen die ete da op

vyPer:
jonasty + 4 randoms = NC win

Kitteh & Jetro

Jetro: ze spawne op 28 en 58
Kitteh: oe, spawne die 2x?
Jetro: meent diene da?
Jetro: k , bb

Kevin:
kzat een boekske te lezen terwijl ik tegen mamut.si speelde

Jorke
Jorke: [18:09] Jorke: jo pro
[18:09] Jorke: jo pro
[18:09] Jorke: gy zijt echt skilled zeh
[18:09] Jorke: gy zijt echt skilled zeh
[18:09] Jorke: wiste da al
[18:09] Jorke: wiste da al
[18:09] Jorke: duh
[18:09] Jorke: duh
Jorke: kei skilled
Jorke: ge kunt een gesprek me uw eige voere
Jorke: hoe hard ownt da

kOEKJE:
Evilynn is lekker :D

exceed: I thought I was talking to you guys , but I was on another vent so I was talking to myself

[21:31] Jonasty: HEY VRIEND
[21:32] eXceed: HEY
[21:32] Jonasty:
hey sebas vriend mag ik je rs account gebruiken? :PPP
[21:32] eXceed: ik heb al gereplied
[21:32] eXceed: noob
[21:32] Jonasty: hey sebas vriend mag ik je rs account gebruiken? :PPP
[21:32] eXceed: NEE JONAS
[21:32] eXceed: MAG NITE
[21:32] eXceed: :PPP
[21:32] Jonasty: WAAROM NIET
[21:32] Jonasty: 5 FILMS MAAR
[21:32] eXceed: ALLEEN KEVIN MAG
[21:32] eXceed: :DD
[21:32] Jonasty: VRAAG DUAL, IK VRAAG NIET VEEL
[21:32] eXceed: wat vraag dual
[21:32] Jonasty: noobs
[21:33] eXceed: dual zijn account werkt niet meer
[21:33] Jonasty: als ik zijne gebruik
[21:33] eXceed: dus hij gebruitk die van mij
[21:33] Jonasty: ja weet ik
[21:33] Jonasty: MAAR MOEST IK EEN ACC HEBBEN, ZOU IK JULLIE HET OOK LATEN GEBRUIKEN
[21:33] Jonasty: noob
[21:33] eXceed: ik download je films wel., dan re-upload ik ze voor je? :PPPPPP
[21:33] eXceed: :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
[21:33] Jonasty: :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
[21:33] Jonasty: KANKERNERd

Dualinity & PHOTOSYNTHESIS

[23:07] PHOTOSYNTHESIS: we hadden jhet over beffen
[23:07] PHOTOSYNTHESIS: [23:06] PHOTOSYNTHESIS: k ga straks als mn moeder slaapt
[23:06] PHOTOSYNTHESIS: haar kut likken
[23:06] PHOTOSYNTHESIS: en kijken
[23:06] PHOTOSYNTHESIS: of
[23:07] PHOTOSYNTHESIS: zij ook zuur is
[23:07] dualinity: hahahahahah
[23:07] PHOTOSYNTHESIS: dan weet ik het zeker
[23:07] dualinity: :DDDDDDDDDDDD
[23:07] PHOTOSYNTHESIS: :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
[23:07] dualinity: gozer
[23:07] dualinity: dat is zo hard een quote waard
[23:07] dualinity: maar we zijn broeders
[23:07] dualinity: kevins
[23:07] dualinity: dus ik doe niet ;)

<@YYT|Worm> 6v6 ET high, pm me.

<Faler`Jonasty> war?
<YYT|Worm> gast
<YYT|Worm> boltem is
<YYT|Worm> :D
<Faler`Jonasty> serieus
<Faler`Jonasty> kom
<Faler`Jonasty> geeft daar ip
<YYT|Worm> ik ben ook serieus
<Faler`Jonasty> np4us
<Faler`Jonasty> dik op u kas ja :D
<YYT|Worm> rolling eyes ;(
<Faler`Jonasty> kom
<Faler`Jonasty> serieus
<Faler`Jonasty> geeft ip
<Faler`Jonasty> kwil es lache
<Faler`Jonasty> :D
<YYT|Worm> gast
<YYT|Worm> ga is weg
<YYT|Worm> speelt tege edit
<YYT|Worm> die manne spele oc
<YYT|Worm> yu
<Faler`Jonasty> edit is te high vo ons
<Faler`Jonasty> tege u make we nog kans
<YYT|Worm> goeike
<YYT|Worm> moppentapper
<Faler`Jonasty> janet
<Faler`Jonasty> IEDEREEN EEFT SCHRIK VAN FALERS
<YYT|Worm> yu



PHOTOSYNTHESIS:
Belgium.. lol pls go away with your country full of autism and mongols

harris: belgians, the worlds excuse for autism

[18:10] rat1oN: i usually cum then i hold the foreskin so it doesnt go out then i pee and make a bomb u no?
[18:10] rat1oN: looks awesome lol
[18:11] rat1oN: like its chemos in it
[18:11] rat1oN: cuz the cum n shit


BEST:

(talking about megawasp in my room)
[16:13] rat1oN two-face: did u kill it?
[16:13] Jonasty: no it seemed like dying
[16:13] Jonasty: my dad threw it back out the window
[16:13] rat1oN two-face: why?
[16:13] Jonasty: back 2 nature
[16:13] Jonasty: ?
[16:13] rat1oN two-face: there are 2 types of ppl in this world destroyers and builders
[16:13] rat1oN two-face: u sayin u a builder u faggot?
[16:13] rat1oN two-face: i destroy shit that doesnt even bother me
[16:14] rat1oN two-face: because im sucah destroyer
[16:14] rat1oN two-face: u no i go out and just tear the grass off
[16:14] Jonasty: lool
[16:14] rat1oN two-face: and put cleaning soda on it
[16:14] rat1oN two-face: so it dies
[16:14] rat1oN two-face: i dont give a fuck
[16:14] Jonasty: but it was gonna die anyway
[16:14] Jonasty: it couldnt fly anymore i think
[16:14] rat1oN two-face: yeah but now u didnt get the frag
[16:14] Jonasty: was just crawling
[16:14] rat1oN two-face: still 0-0-0
[16:14] Jonasty: lol
[16:14] rat1oN two-face: ur dad got assist
[16:14] Jonasty: :D
[16:14] rat1oN two-face: 0-0-1
[16:14] Jonasty: :D:D:D:d
vG^Pigeon: IM NOT A FUCKING NERD!!!
Ask perfo...
random polak in gtv
Quoteyesterday i bet maus becouse he dont think

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Quote by Timbolinaik heb last van constipatie
What was the Dutch guy called again... His dad is a "rockstar" and he wrote philosophical journals for a while. Some Finnish guy had a profile full of screenshots of his quotes :D
those were great
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isn't Spree a girl?
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No, it's a guy.
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there was an awesome quote about azatej on gtv, but i forgot it ;p
<bliNdieRi`> skipped school today and watched twilight #3 or #4 (not sure) instead

<phes>ask ironic to come with you otyg
<otyg> no he 2 fat 2 fly

<domi> i suck dicks
Well, I was married to you, so obviously i have to suck dicks.
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<otyg> drinking smoothie so my cum tastes better in debbie's mouth
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Ananas tends to help.
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or pineapple
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SaraQix.&#9829;: u get mad fast in game

Weslann-: are u gay?
wedsEck(^.^): nope
Weslann-: does your mom knows your gay?
wedsEck(^.^): no
QuotesENSA
ik ben een kale kanker nazi en wat is dit?
  • That one guy with shitty english asking for configs

  • Homer serving R0SS about Team-LION vs Team-HOMER


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sorry that i post again about cfgs but i m just looking for a long time for the best et cfg but i m can't get it or find it
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Quote by wA!tguck facebook ich ficke dich
Domi on 24/04/12, 14:58:59 PM | Report | Reply

Ananas tends to help.
Quoteeveryone whats know a cfg not only the screenshot can everyone what that have send me pm with the cfg
(17:31:07) (@FlixX) mir is was geiles aufm klo passiert
(17:31:09) (@FlixX) ich bin sitzpinkler
(17:31:11) (@FlixX) und vorhin
(17:31:15) (@FlixX) bin ich pissen gegangen
(17:31:21) (@FlixX) und aufeinma kam kacke hinten raus
(17:31:22) (@FlixX) n1
(17:32:05) (@kholic) omg ..
(17:32:22) (@FlixX) hab ich mir auch gedacht
(17:32:24) (@FlixX) naja

(12:23) (kholic) ich kann bis heute nicht schwimmen

-[ 23:34.24 ]- -( @vib|zerender ): ich möchte nur nochmal dran erinnern
-[ 23:34.29 ]- -( @vib|zerender ): ich war der namensgeber
-[ 23:34.45 ]- -( @mjo^ ): heißt du velerion mit nachnamen?
-[ 23:34.53 ]- -( @vib|zerender ): LOL
-[ 23:34.57 ]- -( @vib|zerender ): nein

22:36.16 ( @ohzor4 ) kA, ich überleg auch, welchen clan ich als nöchstes verarsch
22:36.45 ( @over-kholic ) geh mal zu rlby und tu so als wärst du heinzi

16:37 limbonic ich brauch jetz nur meine wlan antenne ein wenig drehen und werd zu viol!


13:58 @shmoe • criatura
13:59 @criatura • shmoe
13:59 @shmoe • 3on3?
13:59 @criatura • hm
13:59 @criatura • meinetwegen^^
13:59 @shmoe • coOles
13:59 @coOles • shmoe
13:59 @shmoe • 3on3?
13:59 @coOles • hm
13:59 @coOles • meintewegen^^

17:32 @Limbonic • leute
17:32 @Limbonic • ersma
17:32 @Limbonic • fresse
17:32 @Limbonic • k?
17:32 @Limbonic • dann reden

16:48 @HIGHBOTfLiXX • nun hab ich auch noch das badezimmer überflutet weil ich mein wasser nich ausgemacht hab, obwohl meine mudda vorhin noch aufm scheisshaus war
16:48 @HIGHBOTfLiXX • dachte die machts aus
16:48 @HIGHBOTfLiXX • lolol
16:48 @HIGHBOTfLiXX • voll zum lachen grad
16:48 @HIGHBOTfLiXX • xD

14:47 +hanfrey • XD
14:47 +hanfrey • du schaffst ja nichmal
14:47 +hanfrey • esl top 1000 in fifa!
14:47 @tALiii • fu :(
14:47 @tALiii • wohl
14:47 +hanfrey • nö bist banned
14:47 +hanfrey • xD

00:58 +nk3ej • ich bring gleich fisch vom fischmarkt mit...dann kassiert er davon erstmal ne dicke schelle
00:58 +nk3ej • :D:::D:D:D.d..:DDD
00:58 @aTooN|Sal • BAM
00:58 @aTooN|Sal • BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK OBAMA
00:58 @aTooN|Sal • ich geh pennen
00:58 +nk3ej • xDDDDDD
00:58 +nk3ej • ja fick dich hurensohn
00:58 +nk3ej • schlaf gut
00:58 @aTooN|Sal • missgeburt
00:58 +nk3ej • bauernjunge
00:58 +nk3ej • gn8
00:59 +nk3ej • <3 u all
00:59 @aTooN|Sal • zieh dir die decke übern kopf und guckt tv mit wallhax
00:59 +nk3ej • unso
00:59 @aTooN|Sal • hahaha
00:59 +nk3ej • nä
00:59 +nk3ej • ja
00:59 +nk3ej • cya
00:59 +nk3ej • ^^

20:24 @shmoe • tALiii
20:24 @shmoe • biste entbannt bis cc6? ^^
20:24 +tALiii • ya
20:24 @snip0 • oh noez
20:24 +tALiii • glaub schon
20:24 +tALiii • xD
20:24 @snip0 • rofl ich seh schon
20:24 @snip0 • kampf der giganten
20:24 @snip0 • @cc6
20:25 @snip0 • snoop vs tali
20:25 +tALiii • wenn du
20:25 +tALiii • snoop erwähnst
20:25 +tALiii • ..
20:25 @snip0 • david gegen david
20:25 +tALiii • fick ich dich
20:25 @snip0 • :DDDDDDDDDDd
20:25 +tALiii • XD


20:20 @[veLAN]tALiiii • hahaha dome
20:20 @[veLAN]tALiiii • nk3
20:20 @[veLAN]tALiiii • ist busted
20:20 @[veLAN]tALiiii • für etbot
20:20 @[veLAN]tALiiii • :DD:D:d
20:20 @[8B]-essAh|FiF • :D
20:20 +KINGofGOLDENDUN (dome)• OMG
20:20 @[veLAN]tALiiii • ich bin ein Dieb snip0
20:20 @[veLAN]tALiiii • xD
20:20 @[veLAN]tALiiii • soz
20:20 +KINGofGOLDENDUN • UND DER WILL POLIZIST WERDEN


19:49 @jok3 • gleich is scary movie :D
19:49 @jok3 • 4 !
19:49 @tALii • in scary movie drölf wird sals face gezeigt
19:49 @tALii • über 90 minuten

<+aToOn|chrisal> altah
<+aToOn|chrisal> dieser hodenchan schläft nie

01:00 +mens0 • Schon nice, wie ich mir seit 20 Minuten, ohne es zu bemerken, das Fifa U17 Viertelfinale zwischen Südkorea und NIGERia reinziehe.
01:00 @snip0 • ach ich bin ma raus hier, mit euch kommt kein feeling auf
01:00 +mens0 • WAS??????????
01:00 @Limbonic • hahahahahha
01:00 @snip0 • gn8
01:00 @Limbonic • bibuy
01:01 @snip0 • haja ich reibe seit 20 min mein schwanz und da geht nix weil keine sexuelle spannung zwischen uns mens0
01:01 @snip0 • bibuisen


17:42 @Limbonic • grad easy n teller neben den tisch gestellt
17:42 @Limbonic • teller was not amused


23:53 @Sal` • furzt ihr auch immer im bett unter der decke
23:53 @Sal` • und spielt dann uboot?
23:53 @Sal` • abtauchen und so
23:53 @snip0 • hahaha
23:53 @snip0 • nein, dazu bin ich zu faul
23:53 @snip0 • ich furze direkt in mein kopfkissen
23:53 @Sal` • nice
23:53 @snip0 • muss ich mich nichtmehr nach unten bewegen
23:53 @Sal` • wenn ich vorm pc furze
23:53 @Sal` • wedel ich mir das immer ins gesicht
23:53 @Sal` • saunice


20:16 @rockit`gifty • ich habe gerade festgestellt, dass mein körper antibiotika nich so cool findet
20:17 @rockit`gifty • der feldsalat von gestern kam _unverdaut_ raus
20:17 @minus`D4vid • lol xD
20:17 @rockit`gifty • hab ich noch nie erlebt
20:17 @minus`D4vid • es gibt immer ein erstes ma
20:17 @rockit`gifty • :D
20:17 @rockit`shmoe • oben oder unten
20:17 @rockit`shmoe • ?
20:17 @rockit`shmoe • :DDD
20:17 @rockit`gifty • das war echt verrückt. da liegt ein haufen voller blätter in der schüssel
20:18 @rockit`shmoe • ah n1
20:18 @rockit`gifty • unten, das ist das faszinierende
20:18 @rockit`gifty • wie geht das bitte?!
20:18 @rockit`gifty • anyway, zocken?


18:07 +Bruzl4H • wer hat eigentlich den scheiß winter erfunden Oo
18:07 +Bruzl4H • braucht doch kein schwein das weiße zeug :/
18:08 @eLc • ihr habt's doch 365d im y
18:08 @eLc • aber hier regnet's nur
18:08 +Bruzl4H • nein nur 363
18:08 @eLc • oh
18:08 +Bruzl4H • die restlichen 2 tage hats um die 2 grad
18:08 @eLc • globale erwärmung strikes back
18:09 +Bruzl4H • ich bin ja für diese globale erwärmung
18:09 +Bruzl4H • nur so
18:09 @eLc • gefällt mir
18:10 @eLc • ich mag auch kinderarbeit
18:10 @eLc • nur so
18:10 +Bruzl4H • ja ich mag auch hummel
18:10 +Bruzl4H • nur so
broodje kaas
Quote Quote: Ashley
i may have alzheimers but atleast i dont have alzheimers


image: 2jdrm68


AL1 u forgot to mention that the "quote" made by me posted in your journal is just your own mate Sup3r(trash) journal in which he describes with luxury how happy he is cause he was in a club and got a phone number from a girl(unfortunatelly that journal was deleted).

BTW out of curiosity what happend with that girl Sup3r(trash),did u got the balls to call her?
[20:44] theeZakje: wanna have babies?
[20:47] fishbotx: no
[20:47] fishbotx: DENIED
[20:51] theeZakje: u know what fu
[20:51] theeZakje: didnt want urs anyway!
[20:52] fishbotx: sure you wouldnt
[20:52] fishbotx: cant accept the loss in your life can you ?
[20:53] theeZakje: :<
[20:53] fishbotx: it's ok to be suicidal ! all my exes have the same feelings you have now
[20:53] fishbotx: it's just a proces you have to get trough
[20:53] fishbotx: didnt you read there are more suicides the last 20 years ?
[20:53] fishbotx: well the source of that evil = me
[20:53] theeZakje: dunno if i'l be able to find any1 else who could provide the shallow sex u can
[20:53] fishbotx: I reject people as well
[20:53] fishbotx: you'll find someone just right for you jason
[20:54] fishbotx: I know you'll live
[20:54] fishbotx: of course he wont be as good as me
[20:54] fishbotx: but he'll satisfy your tiny needs none the less
[20:54] theeZakje: :D you crazy!
[20:54] fishbotx: am I jason ?
[20:54] fishbotx: am I really ?
[20:54] fishbotx: or doesnt everyone need a person he can talk to ?


SHA/\/\AN: imma send u over a lil engagement ring, wear it, so the bitches know you're taken

[00:31] Hanibal: PIECE OF SHIT
[00:31] Hanibal: TURN OFF THAT MUSIC OR I AM GNNA COME TO BELGIUM AND RAPE U AND UR MOM AND UR WHOPLE FAMILY
[00:31] Hanibal: U HEAR ME
[00:31] Hanibal: U HEAR ME BITCH
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<20:21:43> "deryyn<33"
: 6.4kg = 1stone

<20:22:00> "Fr!ghted"
: Depends on how big the stone is
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