LOL lol LOL

IAM ON A LAN SHOW ME YOUR CAREZZZZZZZZZ

with maikel the surfer, hes pretty good in showing his uber moves hes rly a skilled surfer he toaly poons us. and maikel hes back from hawaii and hes leik almost died and broke his board because he was sooo fats due all the banana tree's in hawaii and figi i dont know where thAt place is but he said he ate a wholeeee shark and then he went to the toilet and he said "COWABUNGAA JOWALUNGAA" and then he saw his famous mate iron slator and kelly he said "ROFL DE BOFL WOFL COWASJUNKA BUNGA" AND HE TOALY pwned the waves with them but he kinda pooned him

And Vilm hes like a dwarf or a gnome he rly is goot in magic n stuff, he died on the surfboard maikel gave him and now he has a broken peenis. AND he has my password of xfire but i spanked him so hard that he doesnt has it anymore but he removed almost my leet journal you knwo, and hes so tiny i fucking ate him almost because i stept on him too~! and that was pretty scary because then he could see my stomach and my big ass and then i had to shit him out at the hospital and i cant shit a big but tiny poo

And there is some fucking fat retard at the right of me and heswatching porno all the time (gay,anime,dancers,lesbians,animals,grandpas,cows,aliens,clowns,hoses,cars,bikes and fat babys and gays) but thats ofcourse a secret but hes like fucking fat but hes rly cute with his manboobs and babyface. and hes stealing my cookies + he is making a wave in my steelpad and that isnt really nice because then im like, maikel on the waves with my mouse and that isnt fair because i cant swim

And some other weird guy he loves me i think but im not sure, im pretty scard and i need to shit but then it will smells pretty bad in here and that sux because i love myself and i dont love him, i only need myself, even in bed i need mysefl, i know it sounds wierd but its true, and MARK is sucking his keyboard atm he said he had it in his ass once and now his ass is in the form of a keyboard (he even shits like a keyboard) but now at the time hes afk and i dont know where he is, i dont rly care about that too, but i just CAREFACE but he is still fat. and he likes smelling really bad like batman.
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lol care :P
hoi loekino vilm en banaan
nize storie =d
LoLz, ThiS iS SomE funNeH sTuFf
i think so !
Quote(he even shits like a keyboard)


LOLLED
weird fucking kid :s
sounds like an idiot.
loekino: what the fuck do you smoke?
he is afk? since his ass is like a keyboard, is he away from his ass then?
9/10 , it just misses a picture:D
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