koop LAN journal!
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koop reporting in for LAN journal!
This was my first LAN so I thought I would take the time to write the memorable parts of my weekend. I have missed out alot of funny things that happened but I may possibly edit them in once I remember them :D!
Enjoy!
Wednesday/Thursday
Well my journey first started with me waiting outside my house for
Owzo to pick me up, which was about 9:30-45pm. We made our way to 
Crumbs's parents house which took us a while to find, only to pick up his money and hotel reservation, sadly he was not travelling with us!
We then went toMarcus(msh100)'s house where we all jumped into one car and made our way to London to pick up Potty and 
Seanza.
We arrived to location Potty&Seanza, greeted eachother in person for the first time, jumped into a very cramped car and set off on our 12+hour journey to Enschede!
Travelling from London we eventually reached Dover, jumped onto the ferry, which was another first for me, and set off across the seas!Marcus as the driver sensibly fell asleep for abit, while the rest of us was laughing constantly throughout the ferry journey.
2 hours later we docked at Dunskirk,Potty loved it because he loves the 
. We began our final 5-6 hour journey through , through 
then finally into 
! We arrived in Enschede on Thursday morning, met with 
Sinnu and Yench, they looked so depressed :D. Everyone was crazy tired but we all stayed awake and help setup the computers at the LAN Centre.
Back into the hotel that night, We noticed the Finns (miNd, Thomm and toMii) were staying right next to our cabin so we went over and introduced ourselves, and we would know all 3, mostly miNd for staying that drunk and wrecked throughout the whole weekend :D.Potty and I went to sleep, only to be woken by Owzo at 9am in his boxers staring at the wall, then throwing a towel on himself like a cape and jumping on the floor. I woke up like 15 minutes later and see Owzo shivering on floor like he was about to die, so I put my quilt over him and used my jacket as a duvet, looking back it was a mistake as I never got to sleep after that, so I jumped up got ready and went to the lounge where Merlinator, Sinnu and Yench were chilling!
Friday
From there we all went to the LAN Centre! My memory goes abit hazy from here, but I remember walking into the centre and hearingL4mpje’s voice saying “Hi Keefy!”, I was surprised because I never seen him before! Anyway we began to bootcamp against NBS! This becomes one of the most memorable moments of me at LAN, we lost the first 2 maps against them, on the 3rd map we rolled! Everyone on TS was like “gg guys” “yeah gg”, after 10 seconds I just punched the air and shouted/screamed “TEAMPLAY BOYS!! YES!!”, after noticing I done that I slowly lowered my hand hoping no one noticed..I was wrong. (Everyone ended up copying me randomly throughout the whole weekend just taking the piss)
Later that night Goku decided the crash with us Chocomel guys, we ended up sleeping in a single bed together, jelly?!
editScarzy returned at like 5am after disappearing for hours and hours with 
toMii, the rest of the chocomel gang thought that Scarzy was getting buggered. These reports were confirmed when he mentioned that he got a number at the bar, from a guy called Arthur xDDDDDDD
Saturday
The next day a lot more people began to come through as the group games were beginning, surprisingly a lot of people already knew what I looked like! Me andPotty sat on the stream a lot throughout the weekend keeping the stream alive, chocomel style!
edit Me R0SS XyLoS mAus played pool that day, It was Me and mAus against R0SS and XyLoS. Me and R0SS sucked bad, we both are usually good players, but we blame the table.
XyLoS claimed he never played pool, yet he was scoring every ball..nerding pool just like haxball.
Sqzz eventually joined us and we made our way to some electronic football table, hard to explain what happened but it was fucking funny ;D
I think this was the day when we were playing against
Lost Soldiers and Potty done a 4 man artillery or something as they were escorting the truck and Potty took his headphones off, fist pumped and shouted “GAME WINNING ARTILERRY!”, straight away Owzo said “Potty! They’re still escorting the truck!!!” Before potty could move he got killed :D. After all the games had been played, there was a ‘quiz’ which everyone participated in, besides me and Sqzz, we just stayed at the bar joking around (keyrings! xD) Can’t really remember if anything happened after that, I will update if I remember :_D
I remember being woken up by Goku at about 7 in the morning climbing on top of me in bed, I was like “wtf! Get off you’re not sleeping here now” then he just slept on top of my legs and eventually got under the covers xD.
Sunday
Sunday was by far the best day, after the final was done, everything kicked off! I bought drinks for various people then I remember me andMatias going outside and smoking some weed with few other finns including Olba. I came back in and Night was there with some snus, I tried one and I was FUCKED, everyone couldn’t believe I was that fucked off one snus (I don’t smoke), Goku took advantage and kept pushing me around everywhere, 
XyLoS was always shouting “COME ON KOOP ITS ONLY SNUS, COME ON KOOP”, Olba, Sqzz, Owzo, many other people were shocked I was that messed up off snus.
I recall seeingMatias saying that him and XyLoS tried the strongest weed or something, I looked at XyLoS and he was out of his mind stoned! Which was pretty fucking hilarious :D. EVENTUALLY the effects of the snus wore off of me and I was offered a much stronger snus from Salaneuvos… This was a bad move.. I ended up x10 worse..I had to run outside to get some fresh air otherwise I would throw up, I ended up laying down on the ground, Munchies I think, came outside and asked if I was ok, and gave me a bottle of water! <3, then Deryyn came outside and sat next to me, along with FLoPJEHZ who put his foot on my face ;D. Goku took advantage and stood on top of me and took pictures, along with trying to teabag me..
The effects partly wore off after a while and went back inside, I remember chilling withmAus for rest of the night who kept saying I looked like Aston from JLS and kept asking for me to sing for him. Our convo ranged from everything including love life to ET to me singing for him, etc. I seen Potty sleeping on a couch and decided to sleep on the couch opposite him, 2 minutes later mAus sat on top of the couch and fell on top of me (I think this was his way of trying to chat me up) I sooner or later got him to tell me a story, something to do with him pulling his zipper up and catching his willy or something xdd. (Quote mAus: i told one when i was laying on ur belly rawr, can't remember what :D). However people got abit suspicious when they could only see mine and mAus’s legs on the couch and he started to say “mAus: KOOP, me: YEAH, mAus: UUUUHHHH (sex noise)” which happened about 20 times.
It got to about 4-5am and we decided all to head back to the hotels, most of the Finns and other guys jumped in the van with BigWolf the chef! It looked really dodgy so a bunch of us just walked to the hotels, once we got to the Eden hotel where the Anexis guys were staying we said our goodbyes, then meMatias and Olba made our long walk to the Logica, when we arrived to our cabin we seen Mr.BigWolfs peado van and were relieved that the guys arrived and didn’t get raped in the woods and dumped. Team Chocomel had to leave at 7am so we didn’t go to sleep and made our longlonglong journey back home. This is where the racism of Seanza, Potty, Owzo started to come out, but im a boss so it didn’t effect me.
LAN was absolutely amazing! I recommend to anyone who hasn’t gone yet to go!
Shoutout to everyone I met there, all the stream viewers! Special one to: All the Chocomel guys, Urtier, Potty, Owzo, Crumbs, Scarzy, Seanza, Merlinator, Munchies, Goku<3, R0SS, Sqzz, XyLoS, mAus<3, Brandon! Twidi, Jewe, Salaneuvos, Matias, OLBAA, Deryyn, FLoPJEHZ, L4mpje, Sinnu, Yench, Hope, Marcus, Squall, miNd, toMi, Thomm, Simonkinsler, Razzah, Gifty, Night, sQuid, sTOWNAGE, xPERiA, stRay + people I forgot!
Pic’s will be uploaded once I get them!
To join the Team Chocomel Clan on Crossfire, PM Me!
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Team Chocomel
Urtier Loving Dat Chocomel
Me off my head on Snus
Goku and Me in bed :>
Peace Out dudez x
koop reporting in for LAN journal!
This was my first LAN so I thought I would take the time to write the memorable parts of my weekend. I have missed out alot of funny things that happened but I may possibly edit them in once I remember them :D!
Enjoy!
Wednesday/Thursday
Well my journey first started with me waiting outside my house for
Owzo to pick me up, which was about 9:30-45pm. We made our way to Crumbs's parents house which took us a while to find, only to pick up his money and hotel reservation, sadly he was not travelling with us!We then went to
Marcus(msh100)'s house where we all jumped into one car and made our way to London to pick up Potty and Seanza.We arrived to location Potty&Seanza, greeted eachother in person for the first time, jumped into a very cramped car and set off on our 12+hour journey to Enschede!
Travelling from London we eventually reached Dover, jumped onto the ferry, which was another first for me, and set off across the seas!
Marcus as the driver sensibly fell asleep for abit, while the rest of us was laughing constantly throughout the ferry journey.2 hours later we docked at Dunskirk,
Potty loved it because he loves the . We began our final 5-6 hour journey through , through then finally into ! We arrived in Enschede on Thursday morning, met with Sinnu and Yench, they looked so depressed :D. Everyone was crazy tired but we all stayed awake and help setup the computers at the LAN Centre.Back into the hotel that night, We noticed the Finns (miNd, Thomm and toMii) were staying right next to our cabin so we went over and introduced ourselves, and we would know all 3, mostly miNd for staying that drunk and wrecked throughout the whole weekend :D.
Potty and I went to sleep, only to be woken by Owzo at 9am in his boxers staring at the wall, then throwing a towel on himself like a cape and jumping on the floor. I woke up like 15 minutes later and see Owzo shivering on floor like he was about to die, so I put my quilt over him and used my jacket as a duvet, looking back it was a mistake as I never got to sleep after that, so I jumped up got ready and went to the lounge where Merlinator, Sinnu and Yench were chilling! Friday
From there we all went to the LAN Centre! My memory goes abit hazy from here, but I remember walking into the centre and hearing
L4mpje’s voice saying “Hi Keefy!”, I was surprised because I never seen him before! Anyway we began to bootcamp against NBS! This becomes one of the most memorable moments of me at LAN, we lost the first 2 maps against them, on the 3rd map we rolled! Everyone on TS was like “gg guys” “yeah gg”, after 10 seconds I just punched the air and shouted/screamed “TEAMPLAY BOYS!! YES!!”, after noticing I done that I slowly lowered my hand hoping no one noticed..I was wrong. (Everyone ended up copying me randomly throughout the whole weekend just taking the piss)Later that night Goku decided the crash with us Chocomel guys, we ended up sleeping in a single bed together, jelly?!
edit
Scarzy returned at like 5am after disappearing for hours and hours with toMii, the rest of the chocomel gang thought that Scarzy was getting buggered. These reports were confirmed when he mentioned that he got a number at the bar, from a guy called Arthur xDDDDDDDSaturday
The next day a lot more people began to come through as the group games were beginning, surprisingly a lot of people already knew what I looked like! Me and
Potty sat on the stream a lot throughout the weekend keeping the stream alive, chocomel style!edit Me R0SS XyLoS mAus played pool that day, It was Me and mAus against R0SS and XyLoS. Me and R0SS sucked bad, we both are usually good players, but we blame the table.
XyLoS claimed he never played pool, yet he was scoring every ball..nerding pool just like haxball.
Sqzz eventually joined us and we made our way to some electronic football table, hard to explain what happened but it was fucking funny ;D
I think this was the day when we were playing against
Lost Soldiers and Potty done a 4 man artillery or something as they were escorting the truck and Potty took his headphones off, fist pumped and shouted “GAME WINNING ARTILERRY!”, straight away Owzo said “Potty! They’re still escorting the truck!!!” Before potty could move he got killed :D. After all the games had been played, there was a ‘quiz’ which everyone participated in, besides me and Sqzz, we just stayed at the bar joking around (keyrings! xD) Can’t really remember if anything happened after that, I will update if I remember :_DI remember being woken up by Goku at about 7 in the morning climbing on top of me in bed, I was like “wtf! Get off you’re not sleeping here now” then he just slept on top of my legs and eventually got under the covers xD.
Sunday
Sunday was by far the best day, after the final was done, everything kicked off! I bought drinks for various people then I remember me and
Matias going outside and smoking some weed with few other finns including Olba. I came back in and Night was there with some snus, I tried one and I was FUCKED, everyone couldn’t believe I was that fucked off one snus (I don’t smoke), Goku took advantage and kept pushing me around everywhere, XyLoS was always shouting “COME ON KOOP ITS ONLY SNUS, COME ON KOOP”, Olba, Sqzz, Owzo, many other people were shocked I was that messed up off snus. I recall seeing
Matias saying that him and XyLoS tried the strongest weed or something, I looked at XyLoS and he was out of his mind stoned! Which was pretty fucking hilarious :D. EVENTUALLY the effects of the snus wore off of me and I was offered a much stronger snus from Salaneuvos… This was a bad move.. I ended up x10 worse..I had to run outside to get some fresh air otherwise I would throw up, I ended up laying down on the ground, Munchies I think, came outside and asked if I was ok, and gave me a bottle of water! <3, then Deryyn came outside and sat next to me, along with FLoPJEHZ who put his foot on my face ;D. Goku took advantage and stood on top of me and took pictures, along with trying to teabag me..The effects partly wore off after a while and went back inside, I remember chilling with
mAus for rest of the night who kept saying I looked like Aston from JLS and kept asking for me to sing for him. Our convo ranged from everything including love life to ET to me singing for him, etc. I seen Potty sleeping on a couch and decided to sleep on the couch opposite him, 2 minutes later mAus sat on top of the couch and fell on top of me (I think this was his way of trying to chat me up) I sooner or later got him to tell me a story, something to do with him pulling his zipper up and catching his willy or something xdd. (Quote mAus: i told one when i was laying on ur belly rawr, can't remember what :D). However people got abit suspicious when they could only see mine and mAus’s legs on the couch and he started to say “mAus: KOOP, me: YEAH, mAus: UUUUHHHH (sex noise)” which happened about 20 times.It got to about 4-5am and we decided all to head back to the hotels, most of the Finns and other guys jumped in the van with BigWolf the chef! It looked really dodgy so a bunch of us just walked to the hotels, once we got to the Eden hotel where the Anexis guys were staying we said our goodbyes, then me
Matias and Olba made our long walk to the Logica, when we arrived to our cabin we seen Mr.BigWolfs peado van and were relieved that the guys arrived and didn’t get raped in the woods and dumped. Team Chocomel had to leave at 7am so we didn’t go to sleep and made our longlonglong journey back home. This is where the racism of Seanza, Potty, Owzo started to come out, but im a boss so it didn’t effect me. LAN was absolutely amazing! I recommend to anyone who hasn’t gone yet to go!
Shoutout to everyone I met there, all the stream viewers! Special one to: All the Chocomel guys, Urtier, Potty, Owzo, Crumbs, Scarzy, Seanza, Merlinator, Munchies, Goku<3, R0SS, Sqzz, XyLoS, mAus<3, Brandon! Twidi, Jewe, Salaneuvos, Matias, OLBAA, Deryyn, FLoPJEHZ, L4mpje, Sinnu, Yench, Hope, Marcus, Squall, miNd, toMi, Thomm, Simonkinsler, Razzah, Gifty, Night, sQuid, sTOWNAGE, xPERiA, stRay + people I forgot!
Pic’s will be uploaded once I get them!
To join the Team Chocomel Clan on Crossfire, PM Me!
http://www.crossfire.nu/?x=clan&mode=item&id=7556
Idle here: #Chocomel
Team Chocomel
Urtier Loving Dat Chocomel
Me off my head on Snus
Goku and Me in bed :>
Peace Out dudez x
ahh sweet
Too bad, you're manager isnt on dat picture :<<<
And I am to beautiful to put my face on Crossfire XD
Happy you had a good time! <3
cu next time
haha <3
I've seen a video from the event and you looked like a funny guy! Cheers
Someone said "3 best et rifles here" :D
xylos was so fucked up :DD <3
You were standing at the bar with some nachos and just eating them. You looked at me and had a massive smile on your face and said "You have no idea how fucking high I am right now!" hahahahahahaha :D
i was like oh god they just had the heavyweight! :D
i was fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucked ;D
thanks bro! <3
I remember having Pinky Power shots (Copyright Jewe [who was later sleeping right in front of the logica community room] and tomMi) and some other disgusting shots.
I had like two hours of sleep and planned to meet up with Squall and Brandon (Anim) the next morning. When I got to the Eden, Brandon wasnt able to walk and decided to stay in Enschede and Squall was nowhere to be found (he couldnt sleep and therefore went to Schipol already and tried to sleeep at the Airport).
Luckily Munchies was at the trainstation and took the train to Amsterdam/Schipol with me (cheer mate!).
Awesome weekend with shitloads of drinks (goodbye to my 450€ oO).
Was nice to meet you guys (again).
btw, Koop, you were terribly shitfaced on Sunday oO. Why didnt you dare to frive with the big bad wolve? Owzo was falling for my talk about being raped in the woods and stuff, he wouldnt shut of his phone-flashlight.
I wanted to live and not die in my wolfs van :D