The real morning journal

The questions that those engaged to write that mourning journals are in my oppinion coming not from the brain that u have but from your ass.Which means that you dont know which part to use when u compose something.You have to give the reader entertainment,good joy and stimulate his imagination.None of this happen reading your journals.It are boring,boring and terrible gay,even when written by a woman.

So ,i decided to give you nerds a hand ,and no thanks are needed.And yea one more thing:you dont answer your own questions in the journal.It spoils the charm.

WHERE DO BABIES COME FROM?


WHAT DO YOU LOOK LIKE?


WHAT IS THE MEANING OF LIFE?

WHO’S YOUR DADDY?

YOU ARE A BITCH.HOW DO U COMMENT ON THAT?

IF IT S TRUE THAT WE ARE HERE TO HELP OTHERS, THEN WHAT EXACTLY ARE THE OTHERS HERE FOR?


No shoutouts cause this is a morning journal not a call for your pack of dogs



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you suppose to answer the questions :D
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dafuq I just read
"FUCK MORNINGS I WANNA GO BACK TO SLEEP" IS ALL THATS IN A REAL MORNING JOURNAL
since both of u and brisk are here ,the point of going to sleep is invalid.
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CAUSE WE NEED €€/$$
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Us being here doesn't mean that we don't want to go back to sleep.

Gotta make that cheddah.
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WHERE DO BABIES COME FROM?
god impregnates you

WHAT DO YOU LOOK LIKE?
like a human

WHAT IS THE MEANING OF LIFE?
there is none, just survival


WHO’S YOUR DADDY?
snoop dogg

YOU ARE A BITCH.HOW DO U COMMENT ON THAT?
I accept my faith

IF IT S TRUE THAT WE ARE HERE TO HELP OTHERS, THEN WHAT EXACTLY ARE THE OTHERS HERE FOR?
They can help the other others of course
the day before yesterday i played with this guy samuel l jackson.his tzac id is leonnenke ,so for a while i confused him with u.when i told him that he said:woow ,why everybody confuse me with that retard?

how u comment on this :D?

p.s. nice answers u gave,i think u r not a retard,sometimes just actin like 1.
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haha leonneke always mad people confuse him for loekino and no one knows who he is only some old school. But if i would worry about people insulting me (even if they have a point or are jealous/mad) i would actually be a retard.
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morning
your fault, you were too late... now we have to deal with this shit xD
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Admit it; my previous morning journal was much better rite?
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it was :P
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your morning journal was shit.all those ridiculous questions:what u ate for breakfast,what festivals u attend?complete meaningless bullshit.if u got some left brain in yuor head try give honest answers to my questions.if u still manage to look cool after u answered it means i was wrong,and u r not an idiot
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-A vagina
-A quadroon with an afro
-Live as long as possible
-My father
-I'm a male, males can't be bitches
-They are here for the help??

Boom shakalaka
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meaning of life:live as long as possible(imo that is so low thinkin)

my father(best answer)

there are males who are bitches(trust me:methaphorically and even in the real meaning of the word(male hookers))
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you get the idea of "small talk"?
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first of all is ideea not idea.but of course u can talk what ever english u want.

second "small talk"=wsk.
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I don't think you get the ideea of small talk wsk!
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:DddddppppPP
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You have to admit it's the cutest panda ever... right behind you of course.
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Who unbanned you?
it was an admin i think.dont worry i will get soon banned again.than after a while unbanned again.and so on
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Fat chance, your next ban is definitely going to be permanent.
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permanent?u should know that nothing in this life is permanent.but u can t,since u are still on 2nd grade.what ever makes u feel like a god go for it please.it wont change the state of your brain:vegetative
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You could win a Pulitzer with your writing skills.
you could answer the questions than flame me
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I prefer to marvel at your creativity and stunning writing.
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than is clear u are not made for a challenge
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Your grammar is a challenge in and of itself.
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look at wsk writing.the thing about this getting old ,just like you
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This journal is about you, and your desperation for attention. Don't bother replying, or do keep replying, it will only further prove my point.
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let s assume u are right.i have the right to ask u a question though:if this journal is about me and getting attention what are the other morning journals for?
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Your journal has complete disregard for others whereas the other journals seem actually more concerned about what others are doing for their morning/day/weekend.
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Wow.u solved the puzzle sherlock
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you wouldn't believe, but just until now I didn't know it's YOU! :DD nice hiding skills with a new nick once again!
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It's ME! Haha. :D
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can i have pulitzer plx
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No, but you can have a cheeseburger. =w=
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i am fine with that tbh
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its unreal how fucked up u are
it s unreal how your mind can exist in such armony with your body.
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If there were a "like" button around here
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tu esti un sobolan mic care iti ascuti dintii in curul meu si pe aici si o faceai si pe nimbus.mars dracu si du te pupa in cur pe staary ala e jobul tau preferat.daca nu ti place ce citesti taie ti venele,dar macar pentru faptul ca aici impartasim aceeasi nationalitate si nu stiu cat de mult dau astia pe tine la o adica,ai putea sa ti ti gura fara sa mai faci pe desteptul.bagator in seama ce esti
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bai baietas,du te ma sa te bata altul.
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WHERE DO BABIES COME FROM?
The cabbage patch? The stork? A watermelon seed?

WHAT DO YOU LOOK LIKE?
Like a boss.

WHAT IS THE MEANING OF LIFE?
I have never think about it. But I guess there is none, you make decisions and going forward.

WHO’S YOUR DADDY?
This is rhetorical question.

YOU ARE A BITCH.HOW DO U COMMENT ON THAT?
Deal with it.

IF IT S TRUE THAT WE ARE HERE TO HELP OTHERS, THEN WHAT EXACTLY ARE THE OTHERS HERE FOR?
It's not true.
2nd and last answer:best :D
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bad journal
you r just bad
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yesh 35yrs old.
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hei simonkinsler so good admin he wakes up in the mourning just to let me know he is here.good morning simonkinsler.if u still around when night falls,it means there is no god left for humanity
It is morning ffs
Nice try, would like to see some funny picture and shoutouts to cheer people up. But hey, this is your first, you will get better!

WHERE DO BABIES COME FROM?
- A stork brings them.

WHAT DO YOU LOOK LIKE?
- Brown eyes & hair, big nose & beer belly.

WHAT IS THE MEANING OF LIFE?
- To do more good than bad.

WHO’S YOUR DADDY?
- Kari.

YOU ARE A BITCH.HOW DO U COMMENT ON THAT?
- I ignore that kinda insults, have to be more creative to get me to reply.

IF IT S TRUE THAT WE ARE HERE TO HELP OTHERS, THEN WHAT EXACTLY ARE THE OTHERS HERE FOR?
- I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different. (c) Kurt Vonnegut

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i have but one funny picture.2 songs.and i already said i dont make shoutouts in journals about morning.that s fucked up and obvious ass licking.real friends know what they are for u,they dont need shoutouts.
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Well, I say "hi" to my friends when I see them IRL, I don't think that's asslicking.
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saying hi is one thing and going to them like:hey shoutout to wks is not same thing.ok?and let s keep it on topic please.comparing with real life brings me dark memories here on cf :).and give me back my pm rights nerd
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I haven't touched to your pm-rights, so I won't give them back either.
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I don't know, I don't keep track on peoples doings.
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you forgot your awesome moustache!!
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Haven't got it anymore, shaved my face few weeks ago!
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Yup. Didn't want to get any tanning-lines to my face :)
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:D

If you didn't shave, then nobody would see your tanning lines ;)
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Hmm, maybe tomorrow, finally loaded stuff from my phone to PC.
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Yay, lanpics! :D
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if morning journals bother u in life, then u're really damaged bro.

and awesome english skillz btw
mourning journals dont bother me.in real life i dont read those.
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Your life - end it.
your life:ended before even started
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Oh god..
u make me feel miserable invoking the name of our lord.just answer the question and stop being so...rightous
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XD oh unfo...
I guess someone gave you the nick unforgiven to remember your mom of her fault for not aborting you. Because that can never be forgiven. Good morning.
nobody gave me this nick.i took it myself inspired after the movie.good morning
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WHERE DO BABIES COME FROM?
Balls.

WHAT DO YOU LOOK LIKE?
Pretty good today.

WHAT IS THE MEANING OF LIFE?
Orgasms.

WHO’S YOUR DADDY?
My father.

YOU ARE A BITCH.HOW DO U COMMENT ON THAT?
I know, I was made one last night by my boyfriend.

IF IT S TRUE THAT WE ARE HERE TO HELP OTHERS, THEN WHAT EXACTLY ARE THE OTHERS HERE FOR?
To help us.
You really are one fucked up looser :')
you really trying to be gangsta in that picture but u aint.(is not)

btw:i m training hard for our future meeting ,if this will ever happen in real life.(which to be honest i hope from the bottom of my heart) cause i m just sick of your threats.
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"im just sick of your threats"

rofl.
cu@lan faggot

image: american-history-x-curb-job
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LOL you have some serious issues
i know.i dont cheat
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WHAT IS THE MEANING OF LIFE?
Of us all or just ones own purpose? our all meaning of life is draining this planet of it's resources (not being a hippy or something)

YOU ARE A BITCH.HOW DO U COMMENT ON THAT?
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IF IT S TRUE THAT WE ARE HERE TO HELP OTHERS, THEN WHAT EXACTLY ARE THE OTHERS HERE FOR?
if this were true, everyone else would be here for the very same reason, to help eachother and us. though since we're all, to some extent, free in choosing what to do, i doubt that that is everyones purpose... and to be fair that would be a pretty pointless task, human selfmanagement.



PS: please stop complaining about everyone being so hateful, while you already start your (morning-)journal with a flood of insults. wish you'd stop being so ful of hatred what so ever. and don't start with "yea that's because everyone is so mean to me" already. first it's not everyone and second, man up already. do you really make all this fuzz because someone said something on the internet? a stranger on whoms words you should give a damn if they're not intended to make yourself advance in what ever that might be?!

PPS: they don't ask very deep questions for a reason; it's morning, you just got up and want to start the day easy, and asking questions people might associate with activities they are looking forward to makes them enjoy the day just a tiny bit more.
WHO’S YOUR DADDY?
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doubt he's yours too, so i guess the answer is... my father?
50y/o, greying hair, beard, dealing in your countries best product :P
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No offense but reading this journal is so sad :(
No dissrespect:why?
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make up your mind
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i still dont get it why u say is sad
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although I am an animal acording to you, I still don't treat you with disrespect.
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Is dis engrish?
WHERE DO BABIES COME FROM?
You should know by now.


WHAT DO YOU LOOK LIKE?
Brown, terrorist


WHAT IS THE MEANING OF LIFE?
Life goes on.

WHO’S YOUR DADDY?
My daddy

YOU ARE A BITCH.HOW DO U COMMENT ON THAT?
Haters gonna hate

IF IT S TRUE THAT WE ARE HERE TO HELP OTHERS, THEN WHAT EXACTLY ARE THE OTHERS HERE FOR?
To help each other
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