The real morning journal
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28 Jun 2012, 06:08
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Journals
The questions that those engaged to write that mourning journals are in my oppinion coming not from the brain that u have but from your ass.Which means that you dont know which part to use when u compose something.You have to give the reader entertainment,good joy and stimulate his imagination.None of this happen reading your journals.It are boring,boring and terrible gay,even when written by a woman.
So ,i decided to give you nerds a hand ,and no thanks are needed.And yea one more thing:you dont answer your own questions in the journal.It spoils the charm.
WHERE DO BABIES COME FROM?
WHAT DO YOU LOOK LIKE?
WHAT IS THE MEANING OF LIFE?
WHO’S YOUR DADDY?
YOU ARE A BITCH.HOW DO U COMMENT ON THAT?
IF IT S TRUE THAT WE ARE HERE TO HELP OTHERS, THEN WHAT EXACTLY ARE THE OTHERS HERE FOR?
No shoutouts cause this is a morning journal not a call for your pack of dogs
So ,i decided to give you nerds a hand ,and no thanks are needed.And yea one more thing:you dont answer your own questions in the journal.It spoils the charm.
WHERE DO BABIES COME FROM?
WHAT DO YOU LOOK LIKE?
WHAT IS THE MEANING OF LIFE?
WHO’S YOUR DADDY?
YOU ARE A BITCH.HOW DO U COMMENT ON THAT?
IF IT S TRUE THAT WE ARE HERE TO HELP OTHERS, THEN WHAT EXACTLY ARE THE OTHERS HERE FOR?
No shoutouts cause this is a morning journal not a call for your pack of dogs
Gotta make that cheddah.
god impregnates you
WHAT DO YOU LOOK LIKE?
like a human
WHAT IS THE MEANING OF LIFE?
there is none, just survival
WHO’S YOUR DADDY?
snoop dogg
YOU ARE A BITCH.HOW DO U COMMENT ON THAT?
I accept my faith
IF IT S TRUE THAT WE ARE HERE TO HELP OTHERS, THEN WHAT EXACTLY ARE THE OTHERS HERE FOR?
They can help the other others of course
how u comment on this :D?
p.s. nice answers u gave,i think u r not a retard,sometimes just actin like 1.
-A quadroon with an afro
-Live as long as possible
-My father
-I'm a male, males can't be bitches
-They are here for the help??
Boom shakalaka
my father(best answer)
there are males who are bitches(trust me:methaphorically and even in the real meaning of the word(male hookers))
second "small talk"=wsk.
hallo!
The cabbage patch? The stork? A watermelon seed?
WHAT DO YOU LOOK LIKE?
Like a boss.
WHAT IS THE MEANING OF LIFE?
I have never think about it. But I guess there is none, you make decisions and going forward.
WHO’S YOUR DADDY?
This is rhetorical question.
YOU ARE A BITCH.HOW DO U COMMENT ON THAT?
Deal with it.
IF IT S TRUE THAT WE ARE HERE TO HELP OTHERS, THEN WHAT EXACTLY ARE THE OTHERS HERE FOR?
It's not true.
WHERE DO BABIES COME FROM?
- A stork brings them.
WHAT DO YOU LOOK LIKE?
- Brown eyes & hair, big nose & beer belly.
WHAT IS THE MEANING OF LIFE?
- To do more good than bad.
WHO’S YOUR DADDY?
- Kari.
YOU ARE A BITCH.HOW DO U COMMENT ON THAT?
- I ignore that kinda insults, have to be more creative to get me to reply.
IF IT S TRUE THAT WE ARE HERE TO HELP OTHERS, THEN WHAT EXACTLY ARE THE OTHERS HERE FOR?
- I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different. (c) Kurt Vonnegut
Just woked up, have to get to work any minute
If you didn't shave, then nobody would see your tanning lines ;)
and awesome english skillz btw
Balls.
WHAT DO YOU LOOK LIKE?
Pretty good today.
WHAT IS THE MEANING OF LIFE?
Orgasms.
WHO’S YOUR DADDY?
My father.
YOU ARE A BITCH.HOW DO U COMMENT ON THAT?
I know, I was made one last night by my boyfriend.
IF IT S TRUE THAT WE ARE HERE TO HELP OTHERS, THEN WHAT EXACTLY ARE THE OTHERS HERE FOR?
To help us.
btw:i m training hard for our future meeting ,if this will ever happen in real life.(which to be honest i hope from the bottom of my heart) cause i m just sick of your threats.
rofl.
cu@lan faggot
Of us all or just ones own purpose? our all meaning of life is draining this planet of it's resources (not being a hippy or something)
YOU ARE A BITCH.HOW DO U COMMENT ON THAT?
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IF IT S TRUE THAT WE ARE HERE TO HELP OTHERS, THEN WHAT EXACTLY ARE THE OTHERS HERE FOR?
if this were true, everyone else would be here for the very same reason, to help eachother and us. though since we're all, to some extent, free in choosing what to do, i doubt that that is everyones purpose... and to be fair that would be a pretty pointless task, human selfmanagement.
PS: please stop complaining about everyone being so hateful, while you already start your (morning-)journal with a flood of insults. wish you'd stop being so ful of hatred what so ever. and don't start with "yea that's because everyone is so mean to me" already. first it's not everyone and second, man up already. do you really make all this fuzz because someone said something on the internet? a stranger on whoms words you should give a damn if they're not intended to make yourself advance in what ever that might be?!
PPS: they don't ask very deep questions for a reason; it's morning, you just got up and want to start the day easy, and asking questions people might associate with activities they are looking forward to makes them enjoy the day just a tiny bit more.
50y/o, greying hair, beard, dealing in your countries best product :P
You should know by now.
WHAT DO YOU LOOK LIKE?
Brown, terrorist
WHAT IS THE MEANING OF LIFE?
Life goes on.
WHO’S YOUR DADDY?
My daddy
YOU ARE A BITCH.HOW DO U COMMENT ON THAT?
Haters gonna hate
IF IT S TRUE THAT WE ARE HERE TO HELP OTHERS, THEN WHAT EXACTLY ARE THE OTHERS HERE FOR?
To help each other