How to make ET most played game in history?

Drrrrrrrrrah Anonymouscrossfire!
I haven't written shit for a while and I started feeling guilty... I have to say CF4.0 looks less familiar for me but I'm going to make a big effort for you guys. I guess you all want to know where I was. Well, I was really busy leading my two teams to victory Europe#follow.et and FranceAffaires sérieuses. That's why, I have 3 shiny medals around my neck. Daaaaamn, the number of bitchez i get in the club drastically increased I guess its the medals effect when they see them aie aie aie!

Anyway, some of you probably remember how i solved the problem "5vs5or6vs6=>5vs6". I come back today with a brand new idea after watching TosspoT's interview. Here's the plan, if you want ET to be supported by big dawgs :

Grab several ET female players.
Make 2 or 3 teams with them.
Let them win on purpose against best ET teams
After the game, i interview them one by one and they show their breast on the camera (more for a better impact)
I send them all over the world on big MGC websites and stuff
Profit -> Gamers of shit games all over the world come to play ET to have a chance to see those girls, big dawgs give our marvelous ET all the interest it needs.

Here are some quotes from ET gamers :

Quote by PunkyYou're a genius


Quote by rafekI can show mines if you want


Quote by YMCA'MarcusFrancis is a complete moron who likes to fabricate quotes.


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MarseilleLeFrancis - ET saver
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This may just work
That would actually work. But maybe its better to lure/lend/buy/hire some already known gamer girls and let them play ET. Gets the word around quicker and to a bigger audience.

also, hello kitty tattoo.
i would like to point out most female gamers are not a pretty picture.

I can confirm this.
I would like to point out most male gamers don't have a high standard.

I can confirm this.
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had to laugh out loud :DD
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OH DEAR GOD :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Made my day.
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Incorrect, most gamers don't have high standards in the flesh. Online the only thing gamers aross the world have in common is their brazzers torrent folder.
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Nice self esteem :/
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i like your thinking
nice idea!
lol i see an attempt of my journal style here but somehow it's still fucking boring, maybe ur just boring dunno
16:24:29 <Kamz> gays
16:24:31 <Kamz> + Goku

One love x
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Remember me, why were you banned from cf? :)))))))))))))))))
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Aie aie aie drrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrah
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Even better, gamers sister's!
shit man, a guess-the-gamer-from-pic-of-their-sister game would be absolutely insane
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Indeed, just imagine it..

Goku's sister would be easy though:
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Poland rafek
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he can show you mines if you want
:XDDDDDDDDD
Could remove my mistake but it doesnt look suprising coming from rafek so i let it :D
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I simply can't go back in my mind to the moment where I said it. You made it up like most of my quotes or just took them out of the speech where they actually would make sense.

YOU SCREWED UP, YOU FAILED
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bro every quote above is invented :DDDDDDD thought it was obvious
dont be mad, it wasnt my intention
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Of course I know, it's been already like that since some journals
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do it colonel francis!
i was doing my best to actually find something funny in your journal but you completely failed, sorry :s
u stole my ideea u french frie.already said it in the past female et gamers make a team and play naked at lan.probably many of us would end up blind after,but still worth a shoot
just interview a cod4 and an et player from the same event pref, both top players.

usaly if a girl is in interviewed i expect her to take her cloths off (porn starts with inteview) :(
I volunteer!
FLAWLESS
someone ask schnee already now
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when ideas where bornnnnnn toooooooooo
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FAAAAAAAAAAAATHERRRRRRRR

TRUST
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NOT GIVING A FUCK-ICIDE
Chop Suey remix !!!!!!!! Awesome band
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Female players should sell their bras for much money.

this money will be used to make ET2

win
We should work together.
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Some of the male players could sell their bras also
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Be slightly disappointing ordering the only e cup and then working out that it could only belong to urtier
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Quotewritten on my penis (abbreviated "fr" because Francis is a way too long)


Small dick
je t'aime
The only girls that play this game are ugly as fuck. the only exception is for punky, but the rest are just ugly whores.
you sir have no idea
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Sounds good Francis, except for the boobs part, mines are too small anyways.

So lets start with step 1 : Setting up a girls team to roll Anexis at lan. We need some money to help Punky and Basty to fligh over, should we then start by selling our bras ?
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