How to make ET most played game in history?
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16 Aug 2012, 14:05
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Drrrrrrrrrah crossfire!
I haven't written shit for a while and I started feeling guilty... I have to say CF4.0 looks less familiar for me but I'm going to make a big effort for you guys. I guess you all want to know where I was. Well, I was really busy leading my two teams to victory #follow.et and Affaires sérieuses. That's why, I have 3 shiny medals around my neck. Daaaaamn, the number of bitchez i get in the club drastically increased I guess its the medals effect when they see them aie aie aie!
Anyway, some of you probably remember how i solved the problem "5vs5or6vs6=>5vs6". I come back today with a brand new idea after watching TosspoT's interview. Here's the plan, if you want ET to be supported by big dawgs :
Grab several ET female players.
Make 2 or 3 teams with them.
Let them win on purpose against best ET teams
After the game, i interview them one by one and they show their breast on the camera (more for a better impact)
I send them all over the world on big MGC websites and stuff
Profit -> Gamers of shit games all over the world come to play ET to have a chance to see those girls, big dawgs give our marvelous ET all the interest it needs.
Here are some quotes from ET gamers :
LeFrancis - ET saver
I haven't written shit for a while and I started feeling guilty... I have to say CF4.0 looks less familiar for me but I'm going to make a big effort for you guys. I guess you all want to know where I was. Well, I was really busy leading my two teams to victory #follow.et and Affaires sérieuses. That's why, I have 3 shiny medals around my neck. Daaaaamn, the number of bitchez i get in the club drastically increased I guess its the medals effect when they see them aie aie aie!
Anyway, some of you probably remember how i solved the problem "5vs5or6vs6=>5vs6". I come back today with a brand new idea after watching TosspoT's interview. Here's the plan, if you want ET to be supported by big dawgs :
Grab several ET female players.
Make 2 or 3 teams with them.
Let them win on purpose against best ET teams
After the game, i interview them one by one and they show their breast on the camera (more for a better impact)
I send them all over the world on big MGC websites and stuff
Profit -> Gamers of shit games all over the world come to play ET to have a chance to see those girls, big dawgs give our marvelous ET all the interest it needs.
Here are some quotes from ET gamers :
LeFrancis - ET saver
also, hello kitty tattoo.
I can confirm this.
I can confirm this.
Made my day.
16:24:31 <Kamz> + Goku
One love x
Goku's sister would be easy though:
he can show you mines if you want
Could remove my mistake but it doesnt look suprising coming from rafek so i let it :D
YOU SCREWED UP, YOU FAILED
dont be mad, it wasnt my intention
usaly if a girl is in interviewed i expect her to take her cloths off (porn starts with inteview) :(
crrrrrrryyyyyyyyyyyyy
when ideas where bornnnnnn toooooooooo
DDDDDDDDDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
FAAAAAAAATHEEEEEEER
FAAAAAAAAAAAATHERRRRRRRR
TRUST
IN
MY
NOT GIVING A FUCK-ICIDE
this money will be used to make ET2
win
Small dick
So lets start with step 1 : Setting up a girls team to roll Anexis at lan. We need some money to help Punky and Basty to fligh over, should we then start by selling our bras ?
eheheheheheheheh