BOOKS!
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12 Jan 2007, 19:58
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Why are books written is such fucking retarded fashion, why dont you just make your point? I have an essay to write not an english lesson to read. I quote from something I was googling!
This was written by a man named David Porter, I've no idea who he is, but i dont like him! He could summise this paragraph in one line, instead he drives for 10 lines. DIE DIE DIE
This was written by a man named David Porter, I've no idea who he is, but i dont like him! He could summise this paragraph in one line, instead he drives for 10 lines. DIE DIE DIE
LIVE LIVE LIVE
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Examples:
"She has a brain the size of a pinhead."
"I nearly died."
"She is so dumb her IQ is probably -2!"
"I will die if no one asks me to dance."
"He is as big as an elephant!"
"I'm so hungry I could eat a horse."
"I told you a billion times not to exaggerate."
"I've heard that a billion and one times."
"She is one hundred feet tall."
My willpower sucks, if it were better I'd read loads though :D
How about cRPGs? WILLPOWER IS IN ARCANUM!
I think some cRPGs aren't that bad (NOT HACK N SLASHES) since you actually NEED to talk with NPC. That leads to conversations - you think and you read.
I know english 'cause I played Fallout!
On to why they do it: academia, they all write like that, it's akin to writing in a special code - It keeps the proletariat out. There's an organisation which rallies for plain and simple academic texts, they haven't been very successful.
just saying that its unnecessary to write 5sentences where one would suffice. And that u should blame the translators if aristotoles is like that aswell, since he himself wrote his text in pretty plain language and still was perfectly understandable