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ask perfo
the horse is begging you to stop
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you don't get it?
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ya what ya expect when you see this pic.
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yes, this is a dead horse
I don't get it.
ask perfo why this horse is dead?
need a medic
*sticks jab in left bumcheek*
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... idiot
... retard
maybe hes sleeping
yeh sure, in the light ?
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maybe he cant go on, because the heat made him tired?
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lol nice joke
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hmm, maybe he posed for the pic?
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hes getting a tan ?
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why u stole the flag! Hvorfor!!!
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lol death is funny for u?
yes stop beating the dead horse, its ask overdrive now!
not funny you fag
ye.. its so not funny that it begins to get funny again :<<<<<<<<
out of stamina :[
lol @ fullspawn :x
remember that time someone said 'ask perfo', man, that was fucking hilarious.

you know, because he knows stuff.
haah ye i know
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while you're here.

what's the meaning of life?

why does chicken taste like everything?

does god exist?

are there aliens out there?

and how the hell did you resist shooting those idle guys in the back on your famous stealth run? :O
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what's the meaning of life?
there is no real meaning of life that is the same for everyone. you must find your own way of life!

why does chicken taste like everything?
because chicken is the most full-sided piece of meat.

does god exist?
no its just a hallucination made by your brain due to lack of oxygen

are there aliens out there?
yep

and how the hell did you resist shooting those idle guys in the back on your famous stealth run? :O
i wanted to beat idle so i figured that if i would start shooting they'd notice me earlier.
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will I ever find true love?

is evil created by nature or nurture?

where do babies come from?

will my cat go to heaven too?

how will the world end?
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will I ever find true love?
yep and her first name will be ashley

is evil created by nature or nurture?
nature

where do babies come from?
omg what are you, dumb? :d babies are brought by storks

will my cat go to heaven too?
yes, he will.

how will the world end?
big bang
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does pot noodle really come from caves in wales?

how long until you're burned for witchcraft?

how long until someone photoshops the 'ask jeeves' homepage and edits it to say 'ask perfo' and we all rofl?

why is the book always better than the film?
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does pot noodle really come from caves in wales?
well afaik United Kingdom PoT's noodles come from the supermarket.

how long until you're burned for witchcraft?
i can't be burned i've been living for ages right now (since 1400)

how long until someone photoshops the 'ask jeeves' homepage and edits it to say 'ask perfo' and we all rofl?
lol good idea :d

why is the book always better than the film?
because the book can handle details more explicitly while the movie should be story -> quick draft
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how long until I run out of questions?

how long until you run out of answers?

whos the best player in ET based on aim, style and gamesense?

how does jack bauer go 24 hours without eating or going to the toilet?
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how long until I run out of questions?
i think it wont be too far away

how long until you run out of answers?
15 mins, then i'll go to sleep

whos the best player in ET based on aim, style and gamesense?
Poland kotatko_kot

how does jack bauer go 24 hours without eating or going to the toilet?
he sniffs speed
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how many roads must a man walk down, before you can call him a man?

how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

how come mcdonalds always sounds nice but leaves you with a sense of disappointment after consumption?

what film should I watch before I go to bed tonight? battle royale or pulp fiction?
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how many roads must a man walk down, before you can call him a man?
at least 7. the last road must lead directly to his homie's house.

how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
a w00t United States of America chuck could chuck 30 w00ts.

how come mcdonalds always sounds nice but leaves you with a sense of disappointment after consumption?
because their burgers are filled with plastic cheese you used to play with.

what film should I watch before I go to bed tonight? battle royale or pulp fiction?
battle royale is a nice movie. only 2 hours in length and really bloody!!
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thanks perfo, sleep tight!
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need the command to display this bar when constructing/arming. google didnt help me :<
cg_cursorhints 1001
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