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everything started 24 hours ago...

I went to a friends place to have some drinks with some of my classmates and we were staying in his sisters house...

around 18:30 the three of us(me, my friend, the sister of my friend) ate something which was SOOO NICE :) anyways I forgot to tell you guys that my friend and his siter are Russian so when I came into the house I just smelled the Communism :D

so we were done eating and we smoked a joint(hasj is sooo much betten than weed! FO SHO) and then we opened the first bottle of wodka(ICE AND ICE COLD <3) and we just chilled till 19:45... the my friend's sister went to some workout or smth like that :p and me and my friend just chillen and drank some more wodka...

then his sis came back from workout :p and we smoked another joint :DDD then we just chillend untill 21:30 untill two of out classmates came to have some fun too :) and then we started drinking wodka fucking hard... 5 bottles or smth with 5 people so basicly everyone had 1 liter of wodka(which is enought for me to get (c) In Space and ofcourse the hasj was getting to me too... and we just sat all night drinking wodka and smoking hasj :p and noone was tired or smth like that then the day started again(EVO ZORE EVO ZORE BOGU DA SE POMOLIM EVO ZORE EVO ZORE EEEEEEEEEEEJ DJURDEVDAN JE A JA NISAM S ONOM KOJU VOLIM - <3 Bijelo Dugme...

anyways the day began... and I was like: wtf?! day already! so we all got a little tired because we saw that the night was over :[ we had sooo much fun hehe :D

it was around 07:00 when we opened the 6th bottle or something like that... and we drank that too... and all of a sudden it was 10:00 and we decided to go home and give my friend's sister some rest :p hehe THANK YOU SVETLANA <3 had a wonderfull time!

so got in the bus around 10:20 and went home... when I came I showered and went to bed! and here I am now... PC still broken, me still wasted, still on my laptop, still not hungry, still not missing ET(YES I QUITTED ;o)

hf reading and flaming <3

edit: np: 12. Halid Beslic - Hej zoro ne svani = is a fucking good song now! for the Balkan people out there!

edit2: FOR ALL YOU PEOPLE OUT THERE WHO WERE SAYING "why don't you fuck her" :p I JUST CAN'T DO THAT :p I don't wanna fuck up a friendship because of a girl :p (altough she was hot and very nice to talk with :p)
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you sir, are a wannabe.
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go to your WoW world! go hunt shadow faggots or w/e you people do
Parent
No, I think you pretty much got the whole point of WoW perfectly right there.
Parent
so...

you hate me? :[
Parent
No, just WoW. The drinking Vodka part sounded fun, but I only smoke Marlboro =)
Parent
hehe :p

we also smoked Chesterfield Oriental :p
Parent
Chesterfields = +1 taste 4 joo
Parent
LoL even ppl in #care.et wont care about that
drognopfah!
sounds good for carebear.....
UNLEASH ZE CAREBEARS!
Parent
hope you die from overdose (<- LOL)
die + overdose = funny :D
Parent
ty for the awesome song!!! :D
nP my Bulgarian friend :p
Parent
i missed the point
you didn't, there is none
Parent
UNLEASH THE CAREBEARS!
Parent
Men'ya zovut PhAz, jebat?
ok..:x

Nee!
Parent
we is ownage , but tbh 1 L of vodka on 1 head , is really.. really.. "overshit"
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thought you fuck his sister or smthn...
i did so too.
Parent
²

but tell more lilfe storys :D
Parent
bosanac ko bosanac :/
loOol xD

Krkan ko Krkan
Parent
I was waiting for the sex part too :<
Retard, who cares? Probably lying with everything anyway. O.o
why would I lie? what's in it for me?

I only do this because I can only laugh about the comments people make xD they all think they are so mature and do not care about anything

give me one good reason why I should lie about it?
Parent
oh plz, 1L for each?! tell me more xD
what do you want to know? :p
Parent
ik ben niet zo stoer Loekino :[

jij bent gewoon de P.I.M.P! ik ben niks vergeleken met jou :[
ik denk die gaat ff zen zus boren, maar nee ;((

preutse kindjes
hehehehe :D
Parent
I'm speechless
oh, btw, hi!
Parent
why you are sad? :o
Parent
sadness is my usual state of mind
Parent
ah, ok then!
Parent
you and your goddamn cat pics have always made me smile x)
Parent
weed can make time pass really fast..When im drinkin wodka i dont even feel alcohol anymore if i already had beers, so you can easily take too much:p but btw russians are oke, friend of mine is russian too xD
btw % @ vodka?
we didn't smoke weed :p we smoked hasj but you are right :p

dunno how much % we had one bottle of Smirnoff one Pushkin and the other brand I dunno :x but really don't know how much %
Parent
oh ye oke weed and hasj almost the same.. though i havent smoked hasj but i heard it makes you often high instead of stoned?
Parent
depends on the person really...

I'm a lazy guy so when I smoke weed I become like a rock... you can't move and I am too lazy to get up :p with hasj I'm totally diffrent it gives me another feeling which I like more now
Parent
right..... the story would have been nice, when you fucked your friends sister... svetlana or something.... But you didnt, so you failed to be a hero for me!
hasj is sooo much betten than weed

mmm not rly weed>hasj
I thought that too :p

but now I think that hasj is more suitable for me :p I'm already a lazy fat ass :D and weed makes me even more lazier :p
Parent
weed makes u way stonder imo, hasj is nice to smoke but effect doenst last as long as weed. lol hasj makes me lazy instead of weed :]

but u should try some paddos, that is weird stuff
Parent
paddo's... NO WAY!
Parent
paddos can be really funny and cool exprience but it can also be really really awefull experience. It can alter your view on the world, you maybe can never feel like before or atleast have a shit week/month after a bad trip and have flashbacks for over a year. I havent done it.
Parent
valt wel mee hoor, je moet wel erg depri zijn wil je bad trip krijgen
Parent
niet perse hoor.. of je neemt natuurlijk te veel
Parent
yuu je moet niet met veel beginnen voor 1ste keer.
Parent
You blatenly want his sister in bed!
you should have only seen that body ;ooo D A M N
Parent
I'm not joking dude!

she needed to put a DVD in the DVD player and we I sat on the sofa... and she was on here knees before the TV... you should have seen that ass... In my head I was like: "DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN"

I'm still dreaming about it :]
Parent
just make a move on her:>
Parent
Perfect ending for this story would be you fucked your friend's sister @ the end of the night

ofc when she's hot or reasonably fuckable..


been there done that -_
I just can't do that :p

I mean he has become a good friend of mine now... I don't want to fuck up our friendship just because of one nice girl :p(altough she was very hot and very nice to talk with)
Parent
depends on the opinion of ur friend ofc

if he would care about it or not

my ex gf fucked with her best friend's brother ^^

BTW I have bad expierences with Joints / drugs + alcohol

once @ a snowboard trip in france I smoke to much weed + beer + wodka + passoa

worst time ever after that ;>
Parent
Quotemy ex gf fucked with her best friend's brother ^^


hehehehe xD
Parent
no one cares if you and your friends can drink 6 whole naggins of vodka rofl
Location: Ireland Ireland

say no more!
Parent
im sure theres an insult in there somewhere!
Parent
ofc 1 liter of vodka per person ? nice vodka !
not everyone is a HARDCORE POLISH VODKA DRINKER :[
Parent
~I meant, 1 liter per person is like ... much ? especially if you are 16..
Parent
ow... lol :p

I thought you was a hardcore vodka drinker from Poland and you thought I was a oussy because I drank only one liter of vodka :p LOL :D

yeh... what do you think is much :p
Parent
and then you woke up with your hand inside your pisspot
WAHAHAHAH

Quote still not missing ET(YES I QUITTED ;o)
WAHAHAH BRB LAUGHING
Parent
FUNNY MAN YOU ARE I MUST ALWAJS LAUGH ABOUT YOU HIHIHIAHAHAHA
Parent
FUNNIE HAHAHAHAHAH "dddddddddddddddddddddddd
Parent
is toch zo kneus :p

hij staat niet meer op mijn laptop omdat ik wide screen kut vind :p en mijn PC is kapot :p en bij roca heb ik alleen maar CoD2 gespeeld :p

mja check of mij loon overgemaakt is en vraag wanneer we met je pa naar die lui gaan
Parent
donderdag om half 2, je loon is over gemaakt en we gaan met de bus denk ik want ik heb geen zin om 10 km te fietsen
Parent
ok chill :]

thanks!
Parent
BTW KOM VENT DAN GAAN WE STRAKS COD 2?
Parent
ok... 5 minuten
Parent
welke ventrilo zit je?
Parent
waarom zeg je niks? :[
Parent
Last time I drank a litre of vodka I blacked out and couldn't remember a thing the next day.

Apparently I spoke like a retard but could play the guitar pretty damn well.

How do eastern europeans do it? :(
Lies, you can't handle that much alcohol. And what the f*ck man, anyone else would have tried to get some from your mate's sister.
like I said before... I'm not that kind of person who is going to try stuff with a girl when she is my best friends sister :x believe it or not...

and about the wodka... 1 L isn't that much tbh... I didn't drank it in an hour... then I would be wasted yes... we started drinking around 19:00 and 12 hours later we were still enjoying our vodka... believe me... don't believe me... I don't give a fuck
Parent
Oh i thought you drank like 1000 bottles of wodka :D - poor little guy, hope your headache didn't kill you.
Parent
pathetic lil boy
go get your kids in bed
Parent
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