I present to you:

The Black Pearl

JackSparrow
Squalliiii
aeqz
LotiX
m!das
al7
maverick888
slajdan
Sgt.Pepper
unisol
Ahm3d!

A typical conversation of the Sparrow family:
JackSparrow: I got a jar of dirt, I got a jar of dirt, guess what's inside it!
Squalliiii: Dirt?
aeqz: I know it, I know it... I know I know it, is it the heart of Davy Jones?
LotiX: No you stupid cunt.. oh my god. How could I have been persuaded in joining this clan, you've made an emo out of me jack, now you shall die
JackSparrow: youre welcome and fuck off with these threats, theyre so annoying, we both know you dont fullfill your promises
m!das: lol :D
al7: ":D"
slajdan: i know where we can get bots, but we'll need a sponsor!
Sgt.Pepper: fuck off slajdan, we don't need bots from noobcoders, i make my own and i'll share it with the rest of you
unisol: !!!!111oneoneeleven pepper, send it now, i cant wait
JackSparrow: what would our mothers say if they knew about this
al7: theyd.... celebrate?
LotiX: fuck you noob
al7: fuck you
m!das: fuck both of you
aeqz: fuck this clan, so much hospitality
slajdan: did you mean hostility, aeqz?
aeqz: yeah thats the one! thanks
Sgt.Pepper: i dont have a mother, i have 2 fathers
slajdan: get skill pepper, i dont trust your newbbots
JackSparrow: Guys there will be no fucking and using pepper's nor slajdan's bots in here, if we're setting out to use hacks, then we must use mine. Obey the rules or perish.
JackSparrow: Just 1 more question, has anyone seen maverick around?
Ahm3d! <3 al7, england > all
al7 ":D"
JackSparrow: theres always someone from uk in a topteam

WARNING Not everything of this conversation is true, we could call it an Urban Legend if you like

We're in need of a *rich* sponsor that can send us to upcoming lans and buy us everything we need to become a topteam! And lets not forget about the rum, this clan will fold without the right amount of rum.