3v3 fucktards

Hello, I am hellgoat. I like to play 3v3s. I play a lot of them. Every time I play a match on braundorf or frostbite, there are some people yelling "NO SIDE!" every time we plant and/or run the way they're not covering.
I usually bitch about it, saying there is no league anywhere where those rules are applied and that they're just made up by some lazy and useless retards who can't be bothered to cover more than one way. This has no effect though, and I'm usually being overthrown with "#care" "fu" "lol noob" and other less tasteful and well-thought arguments. Some people even refer me to the CB rules page to prove their point. To all those idiots, I write this journal.

I will give you the following proof of me being totally right:

Evidence #1: The rules for the ClanBase 3v3 ladder

No mentioning of ANY route not being allowed on ANY map.

Evidence #2: The rules for the ClanBase 3v3 OC

No mentioning of any route not being allowed on any map. (Basically the same rules as the ladders, but just in case someone might suspect otherwise)

Evidence #3: The rules for the ESL 3v3 EU ladder

No mentioning of any route not being allowed on any map.

Evidence #4: The rules for the ESL 3v3 Fall Playoffs Div. 1

No mentioning of any route not being allowed on any map.

Evidence #5: The rules for all ET-Cups

No mentioning of any route not being allowed on any map.

Evidence #6: A quote from United Kingdom Adacore

QuoteThere has never been no restriction on the allowed routes in any ET tournament, I see no reason to introduce such restrictions now. The side route will be allowed (the mapper is introducing a quicker route for the axis to move between side and main for the next release).


Now, just to make this clear to everyone: I don't mind if you skip playing with side in the praccs you play with your team. But fuck you if you want to do it versus my team.
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ye, it is true, i mean without side you could only hold the main entrance and with crossfire and a fop you will never get the cp so the conclusion is that you use side and it is good to use it because otherwise you can't be that fast with the obj and they can get it back easy to camp only main!
that's not true meight
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hmm okay mate, if you mean
at least i do it , if i know that they can go only main then i go and rape him ;)
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actually they know, that you want to rape them, so they kill you for fullspawn, then kill your teammates and still have time to plant dynamite
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ye, thats what they thought, but they will never realise the plan :D
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I'm with you, although I don't play 3v3 much.
agreed !
even though we plant side rarely.
You rule.
Take it easy please, noobs are annoying but you can't just think they all know the rules...
Now they do.

And if they don't know the rules, why the fuck do they keep arguing with me when I explain the rules to them?

It's people who have very definite and firm oppinion about something they don't know anything about. They haven't read the rules themselves, still they argue with me when I try to explain. I believe there's a word for that. And it's not noobs I mind. I mind ignorance.
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^_^ That's true. IF any of those noobs would ever read those rules. They look at the page thinking "too long" and close it. So imho they still don't :P
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true true
hellgoat is good, obey his law (this was no sarcasm)
side sucks
red week, red week!

*And yes the idea of not using a part of the map has been made up by lowskilled morons that got no idea how to cover two sides at the same time.
Or cause they're all teams full of lotixs so no one wants to cover side cause they won't get any headshots.
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I was correct - red week!
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It was an attempt at a joke. To show everyone I joke with lotix. Cause you're like my mate. I know lots of famous and important people. I'm important and famous.
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I dont know this man, youre pathetic trying to make it look like you know me
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I agreee fully !!
100% agree. Dont like people who are too stupid to cover multiple sides. Why the hell did they built that piece of map else.
yeah same here, stupid fags always saying no side :x same on frost... no side, axis only! FU!!!
side only !!!
covering both sides with 3 guys is just too much of work :P or just do like we did in an offi once ; cointoss for the use of the side
omfg if you are in the need of side do it but i think thats just kinda poor coz its an unwritten law even in an offi
anyways if you break the unwritten law you have to stand the flame.... thats my oppinion :o
Oh, I would. If the unwritten law made sense. There are lots of unwritten laws I follow. Like having good manners in praccs (at least until the other team yells "NO SIDE PLZ"), giving both teams the chance to pick a map. I usually even play ridicilous maps if the opponent team wants it and are nice guys.

But I will not follow an unwritten law that's stupid.
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It's not stupid. If you go side on b4 thats like passing one of the major steps in this map. If you go side on 6on6 that's ok but in a 3on3 pracc/match it just , as I already said , skipping on of the major steps , if it's not the most important one , on braundorf. As I also already said thats my oppinion and I don't stand people who have to go side because of the lack of aim and/or teamplay. But if you got fun playing with side do it but you have to stand the flame you earn because of your misbehaviour
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What the fuck?

QuoteIf you go side on b4 thats like passing one of the major steps in this map.


Now, I'm just going to assume you refer to the widely used tactic of having a field op and two medics outside the main entrance?

FIRST OF ALL. That's not a "major step." It's not even a step. A "step" of the map is blowing the main. That means you change the area of where you fight.
Just rushing out getting killed by 3 people just shooting into a bottleneck isn't a "step". It's a tactic.

Quoteand I don't stand people who have to go side because of the lack of aim and/or teamplay


Dude, it's completely the other way around. Lack of aim and/or teamplay is what's forcing teams to use that only tactic they know for that stage. It's simple, it doesn't really require any teamplay at all and you don't really need to "aim" since it's a reeaal bottleneck.

A team with good teamplay and/or aim would be good enough to be able to cover TWO entrances.
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Eum no the morons saying no side is the guys that lack teamplay since they cant even hold two different paths on a map. The guys going side are just... playing the fucking map.

Same thing as the kids shouting main only @ valhalla, LETS SEE HOW CAN AIM THE BEST!!!
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i rather play braundorf without side, and frost with, and some offic use no side @ braundorf btw
To be honest, luckily I will never play against you coz you're not in our skillrange :o but anyways have fun with playing side but don't write useless journals where you cry about the flames you get coz you will always get them when you play with side <3


n1 i got teh reply skillZ................ NOT
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I guess everyone knows which maps to pick against your team now.


PSSST! IT'S BRAUNDORF! AND USE SIDE CAUSE THEY DON'T PRACC WITH IT!
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rofl your the fucktard playing without side, and i didnt want to reply to you retard gg low skiller using no side
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i already made this journal about a month ago
This one is better though.
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I guess, I just said that playing 3on3 without side makes no sense cause you play with side @ ocw and that all the ppl who play without side are retards.
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thx HellGoat

ive always said that.
frost is better with side, but braun is good without side

It's good to agree about it before the game
Whole map should be played imo!

A map like goldrush for example, "no back"... Shittiest 3v3 map ever! woohooo!
totally agree man. Every opponent we play say that. Dont play the map if you dont want to use side.
agreed

Id like to write more about the topic but HellGoat already said everything
hi hellgoat

no need to whine, just ignore their whine after they lose the round
Thank fuck for you hellsgoat...Finally a fucking euro that sees this as retarded too (yes call me euro if u want, I dont consider myself Euro in any way) :D

Its fucking retarded when you come to a map like Frostbite 3v3 and ppl say no side...LOL its been played in NA for fuck knows how many years and with side each time..its part of the map.

When people say "no side" on FB, sometimes they even make stupid rules like "only axis can go side" "you can only go side AFTER you grab docs" or sometimes "you cant go side at all".

yeah and your totally right about that "why practice the map with no side, if there is side allowed in offi" defeats the whole purpose of scrimming/practising in the 1st place

my 1st 3v3 offi I actually thought the rule was no side because so many dumb euros insisted on no side in scrims

Much love for HellGoats!!
totally agree with you on that, all tardsz should just fock off
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