"yo mama is so...."

yo mama is so fugly that the porn company wouldn't let a horse fuck her for their bestiality movie.

this journal fails

Mama?

(with chinese accent)

Yo momma so fat... that when she jump... she get STUCK!

(with polish accent
means:
no accent)

Your mother is so fat that if she would order food in McDonalds, she would get a group discount.

Your mother is so stupid that if she felt, she'd miss the floor.

Your mother is so dumb, she sits on the tv and watches the couch

Your mother is so dumb, she sends me a fax with a stamp on it

Your momma is so ugly, the psyciatrist makes her lie face-down

Your momma is so ugly, when she walks in a bank, they turn off the camera's

GL HF

Your mama is so fat, that if I had sex with her I wouldn´t tell my friends about it.

Your momma is so fat, if you try to have sex with her you will drown in her fat.

your momma is so fat, that when she puts her mobile phone from left to right pocket, it changes the mobile network.

your momma is so gross, they have to eat her in fear factor ;o