another nils episode

this is kind of old, but im just trying to get you bored lazy wankers something to lol at.
it was about 1 year ago when it all happened. I was young and crazy ! I went to a party on a friday Estonianight. I was wearing my lenses which i always do (almost). I drank a lot and made out with a stripper (rly). Anyways a lot of things happned that night which i rly dont need to get since its offtopic. I woke up in the morning anyway, and my eyes were burning, rly. Sooo i put on my lenses and take the buss home. Immediatly when i get home i take off my lenses since my eyes were suprisingly red and irritated. I look for the eye drops in my bathroom cabinet. I take out a bottle and immediatly start dripping in my right eye. remember i was hungover and stupid this morning. It burns.... it burns a lot. I think hy what the hell my eyes must be rly irritated. So i start dripping some in my left eye too. FFS it burns im thinking. Then i start thinking wtf... is this really eyedrops ? I look at the bottle... its alcohol for disinfecting wounds. I read on the back and it strictly says avoid contact with eyes in bold text. Now is the most stupid part... i walk away without washing my eyes and start playing et !
whine or whatever, hopefully it made some people smile maybe because they've been there !
*edit* i make these stories dedicated to Netherlands WESBO because he always used to tell me stories on ventrilo :<
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Nils > Prisonbreak > 24 !
dont bring this stupidity to malta!
ill be busy lagging m8
Parent
liquid glue > alcohol > eyedrops
well with the glue me nils and a friend had some fun. Long story short, the english teachers skin is still on the water crane in the school bathroom
Parent
Your jokes are really lame, you know that? :<
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its a funny story more than a joke, but if u say so :'<
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I meant joke as in putting glue on the watercrane, not that you were lying or anything! :<
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well i was young, like 15 or so
teacher got really pissed
it was worth it
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And this man dares to call me an attentionwhore. lol, you invent stories to get some attention ;<
rly all attention to u this time, this story is not invented. AND if it was, shouldnt i be a famous writer then ?!
Parent
You suck at writing tho, you should make it more acessible for the readers. More attractive, etc.
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sorry i got caught up in the excitement of you reading this journal !
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Perfectly understandable altho that is not a valid excuse for someone who proclaims himself as a (perhaps famous) writer.
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disgusting :D
ffs im losing all my chips in poker
i just had ace ace and everyone folded :C. what website btw ?
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partypoker
yesterday i was there with mize and n30 and i won shitloads with a straight :D like from 2000 to 40000
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im playing on party poker too ! on a 11 dollar sit and go ($1 to site ) im in teh lead !!
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i lost with a full house, great
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ironically i just lost to 4 of a kind :<
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screenshot!
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"Now is the most stupid part... i walk away without washing my eyes and start playing et !" ET > eye drops, teh best drug ever...
hahaah wesbo owns in telling stories on vent :DDD
gl though :x
ik sta niet in je lijstje @ je profiel :( hater!
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OLOlOLOL , so putting alcohol for disinfecting wounds in your eyes makes you aim better?!!?
YEEEEEEEY CHARLIEEEE
so you wanted to tell us that you made out with a stripper?
trust me, it was an ugly stripper
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dude she wasnt ugly...
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actually, its kinda cool.

nu kan du strecka den punkten o satsa på tiotusen meters klubben

=)
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haha, jag "satsar" på den nu !
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Alla kan inte vara naturligt häftiga som du jops
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men vissa försöker mer än andra =P !
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Interesting reading! Nils to Big Brother 07!
We were having a little meeting with few clanmates, I was laying on the grass and suddenly my clanmate started to bring down beer right in to my eye, it felt like my eye was in fire :X
You can't see but you still get only hs with the rifle :)
thats what i tell everyone :< but no one thinks i get hs with rifle :< maybe because my riflenades tend to miss :<
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every time it put in my lenses my eyes are red and irritated. How come? and what can I do against this?
nothing rly
your eyes dont like lenses, but it might also be that something irritates them such as an allergy to something
Parent
I wore lensen for 6months perfectly. Sometimes I accidently slept with them still on. That wasn't good. It suck, I hate wearing glasses. Sad panda :'
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Get emo-glasses, I've only got positive feedback from friends, relatives and girlZ!
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Awwwwww poor nils, get well soon ;) <33
lol man this happened 1 year ago ;c
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sooo get well soon =]
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i am well :<
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Awwww good =]
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"I drank a lot and made out with a stripper (rly)."

translates to "storming into the girls bathrooms and drunkenly grabbing a boob or two"
dude....dont try to reveal my real story :c.
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the translation is actually a lot cooler than simply making out with a chick who also undresses for money.
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i dont see a translating degree ! she did give me a lap dance tho, and my friend abbe ! sh showed us her ass, but not tits, so i grabbed lik a man instead !!
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that's not making out, that's abuse :P
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rl faker :<
yes im faking that i had a life 1 year ago :<
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you sir, are a fucking wannabe.
:( I always end up telling three different story's besides the one I'm actually telling! :P Nice story btw
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