Court quotes

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genius stuff if you ask me!
i lold irl fucking hard xD
same here xD
Parent
Q: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
A: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
Q: And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time?
A: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an
autopsy.

:D:DDDD
that one is so funny :D
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Q: All your responses must be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
A: Oral.
Parent
Q: Trooper, when you stopped the defendant, were your red and blue lights flashing?
A: Yes.
Q: Did the defendant say anything when she got out of her car?
A: Yes, sir.
Q: What did she say?
A: What disco am I at?

:>>>>
hahahhaahaha :>
lol'd :D:D
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