Finns, help me!

Heya,
We here in vienna got some finnish guys from the polarcircle for 2 weeks.
We have to help them and introduce them to our school and now i need your help, to tell me some important sentences and phrases :P

Plz translate the following sentences (but serious plz so no Fuck you guys n stuff):
I m gonna print that then and read them :P

Here we go:

1. Hello!
2. Hey, how are you doing?
3. How do you like Vienna?
4. Can i help you with anything?
5. Let me show you our CAD software.
6. Our schoolsystem is shit, you cant use internet the normal way.
7. Skype doesnt work.
8. Do you speak english? xD
9. Do you want something to drink?
10. Good Bye!
11. Have a nice day!
12. Thank you!

plz translate
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<3
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1. Moro
2. Hei, kuis panee?
3. tykkääks viinistä?
4. tartteks apuu?
5. anna ku näytän sulle meidän CAD softan
6. meidän koulu on perseestä, ei voi ees käyttää nettii normaalisti
7. skype ei toimi
8. puhuks enkkuu?
9. haluuks viinaa?
10. nähään / moikka
11. vedä perseet
12. kiitos
Quote12. kiitos

Aha!
Parent
Oho decem on ujuttanu jäynän numeroon yksitoista
Parent
:o
what does that mean?
Parent
Oh, decem inserted a trick in number eleven.
xori olin amikses
Parent
so what you said is the correct phrase`?
Parent
Hyvää päivän jatkoa
Parent
i need a few more =]
some basic words:

yes
no
i m sorry
are you serious?
noob
that guy here sucks!
finland ownz
the weather here is pritty warm today.
Do you want to have a seat?
one
two
three
haha thats funny
you guys are funny
test.. can you here me? xD



thx decem
Parent
1. kyllä / jep
2. ei
3. sori
4. ootko tosissas?
Parent
fkn school comp works

5. vitun paska
6. toi jätkä on perseestä
7. dont lick ass, plz
8. vitun kuuma
9. tahoks istuu?
10. yks
11. kaks
12. kolme
13. repesin
14. ootte velmui jätkii
15. koitas kuuletko mua? XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Parent
Se on kyl et; toi jätkä täällä imee ;{}
Parent
mielipidekysymys
Parent
If this is serious post, you'll being pretty badly screwed up by our professional translators.
Parent
vittu is also a good word
it means pussy right8)?
Parent
i thought it means twat
Parent
its all the same :<
Parent
nice translations boyz >:))
suck dick plz
Parent
ime munaa vitun homot mutu neekeri
most important Finns (Lepari, Iron and Decem) are on their way home right now btw :P
1) vittu
2) perkele
3) vittu perkele
4) perkele vittu

succes garanteed
1) pussy
2) asshole

?
:D
it is a serious post
Parent
dno, thats what those finnish guys in my clan always scream :PP
Parent
KYRPÄ is the only word u need to know.....

oh and 1) pILLU
2) perseenreikä

ps. henDrik is gay : DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Whata fcuk r u talkin'
(few months old)
Parent
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