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rich kid

Nice jokeZ.

no jokes mate, i was in smokers and this guy said "you look liek one of vose rich cidz" and i was liek "OH LOL MAN WTF I JUST WENT SHOPPING YESTERDAY WITH MONEYZ FROM MY BDAY" and he said "ah ok" then he walked away and i was liek"WTF"

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LOLLLLLLLLLLLL, how much money u earnd for u Bd??

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i gots 600 pounds and 200 left

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lolololol;loik, buy new pc same as me is to pro 600 fps easy bash!

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i get max of 60 fps on all games =[ even pacman

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wtf,,,,,,,,,,,, this 1 wanst so expensive it was um... 700 euros or something smth

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500-600 :p but its a nice computer :D like a baby to me

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buy new 1 and set them together looks like familie, ur are the dadxDDDDDDDD

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me too, but i spent 1600 euros on it ;p

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that fucking sucks loel

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laptop nigga! runs like mad, just a bad video card :(

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thats what u get wearing a pair of prada shoes when your sat near a bunch of hoody wearing scrubbers

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yeah bloody greasy grungers, they need to get stylez like me :D plus my uncle gets 65% discount @ reiss so im like all posh clothes now mwahahah

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The joke was that he called you rich!

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yeah =[

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prepare to die then, bai bai

sure all lies imo, u are a poor guy who wants sex in guys toliotxDDDD

i stand next to guys and look at their willys while they pee

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hahahah;P how long u have to go on school my 3 hours left for a long vacation:)

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i go to college and mondays i finish at 12.30 tuesdays 3.00 wednesdays start at 10.20 finish at 11.30 thursday start at 8.50 finish at 4.00 but 3 hour break in middle and friday just 1 lesson @ 8.50 to 9.50 so i dont work much

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aaah i wish u the best, i will think about u if i am chilling with joint!

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np mate i smoke and drink during lessons :D

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damn nice, i wish i was u:)

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i know im cool :D

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give me some lessons to be a cool guy????

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always stare and smile

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and i f sombody says something to u, u do like i dont give a shit??? i got pause now gonna smoke brb!

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yeah man gl with your schm0ke

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back m8

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and pretend your always on pills

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like bezki @ chewing gum

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yeah man

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it was kinda disgusting =)

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but it feels soooo right

btw he scetched out after that and thought he was covered in chewing gum

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haha priceless

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I ALWAYS TRY NOT TO LOOK

I TRY MAN I TRY

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you cant be blamed if you take a peak, curiousity did NOT kill the cat so its fine =] plus your just comparing size ofc

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an old guy @ pub once did that to me ;/ and i was sober too, so it was kinda weird

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where i work old men keep winking at me, now thats scary

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hehe ;=)
well if you're in a pub, and some old english mofo stares at your penis, you'll be like wtf want me to piss in your eye?

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yeah man i love old pub guys with war stories

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haha well i didnt talk to him, i just gave him such a foul look i think i scared him;p

but that was this winter, and i didn't drink any alcohol so i was sober and it's weird if people look at your penis if you're sober.. i mean, if you're drunk you just don't give a fuck anymore ;d

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you should come to parties with me, loadsa slaggy girls always looking at your dick

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yea but english girls are cheap d;

im gonna go to the pub this weekend and try this new pickup line: I think i'm treasure hunting, because i'm digging your chest. and see how they react :d lots of english girls there so they might flash n stuff

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the best one is grab some ice cubes and go up to a girl and smash em on the table and say "now that the ice is broken can i have your name ?" its so good but shit oh and the other one is just simply "get in the van" that works

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unblind had this one yea: nice pants, they would look good on my floor

=)

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have i died and gone to heaven ? coz im seeing angels

excuse me have you got a map because im lost in your eyes

nice tits lets get it on

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the last one will do :D

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works every time

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not for me :(

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must be running low on pimp juice

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i guess so! but you dont need pickup lines rly, i never got why an hi what's ur name doesn't do :(

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i dont have pickup lines either apart from

hey do you go to alton college ?

and it happens from there

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=) i often go out with my sis tho cuz shes fun to go out with, but then its kinda fucked if u fail :D

me and my sis watch hot girls together when we're downtown, it's cool =) she's always like YO LEVZ CHECK THAT ASS LOL

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mate your sister wicked

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haha u wish u'd have a sis like that rly!

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yeah my sister is just fat and gay and i hate her, the other one isnt even important enough to mention, cpc3 we gotta go babe hunting

Parent

my sis is fat and gay too, but that's what makes her ownage =)

Parent

really ?

i imagined your sis to be smoking hot like you =[

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sorry :( there's only a few people sexier than me in my family, can you imagine the freakshow? :D

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i guess your the ring leader =]

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im just generally the coolest person in my family, and also the most arrogant :d

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nearly the most arrogant ? woah thats almost impossible

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:D im TEH most arrogant person i know!

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same :D

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btw, going to CPC3? :O

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yeah man hopefully coz ill have enough money fo sho just need someone to go with me

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haha ok

come to MSN when u can btw, need to tell u smth! :$$

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im at college just msg me :D

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need MSN for it :< wait till ur home =)

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ok meight

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nothing wrong with that

whine

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plz dont flame me flamey mcflamer

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how is what i said flame ? :D

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i dno i just wanted a reply and i got one so im happy now

thank you for this pleasant experience <3

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glad to be of service

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I got called many times like u was now :X rly lol'd

wanna make a club ?

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; ) hmmmmmmm..

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ill take that as a yes

ill give you infos later

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nP

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your a cunt :)

you are one sawsy bastard

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!!

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¬¬

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Sexyyyy Everything about you is so sexyyyy!!

didnt get it...

YOUR MUM DID LOEL

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be happy you have clothes at all! :(

want me to send u some ?

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nah i prefer it this way

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ok np

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thanks for the offer anyway nigga

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no worries mate im always here for you

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that's a relief! gratz @ ding btw! =)

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cheers mate lvl 18 @ rl woo woo time for new skillz like alcohol bustin

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im liek 4months away to ding 21! then a year until i can get new RL skills? :((

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you get a beast to mount upon next level

lucky

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nice! is it a good looking or something like a kodo:o

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yumyum

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good, i'll be mounting it a lot then =)

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yeah man you mount that beast like fuck

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can i have it now? :(

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no you have to wait till 22 to get the riding skillz

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well my skills are a bit rusty, but i do have them! pretty please? :(

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ok ill tell u what you can have the mount now but you have to wait till 22 before you have the required amount of mounting skillz

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hmm i won't be able to hold that long tbh :( maybe a practise mount first?

edit: mounting under supervision, could that work? :D

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yeah mounting under supervision would be fine as long as im the mount guard who can pull you out and save your life if things get a bit hairy :D

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deal, but it must me a damn hot mount then! i wouldn't mind you supervising

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sure man ill get the hottest mount youve ever seen in your life

btw i love speaking in metaphors

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metaphors? i thought we were speaking horses! =))

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we are doing both =]

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:O

well, we'll go get ourselves a mount @ CPC3 if we didn't find one before OK!

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ok cool

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great :D

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need more journals...

NEED MORE YOUR MUM LOEL

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i talked to perfo's mum @ LAN but then unblind came and i said RIIIICH and she was gone

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oh, and maikel's parents dropped him off, then i said he could sleep in the hotel room with me and the sex-crazed 24yo gay guy called zwitter :D they looked kinda freaked out

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parents are the coolest, unless they are yours

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hey don't diss my mum, she owns!

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i meant your own parents like my parents are cool but imbarrasing and other peoples parents are always fun to scare

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haha true :D

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