Best way to die...

What way would you like to die?

I'd like to meet her:

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Pipiru piru piru pipiru pi!!

I MEAN WHAT WAY TO GET KILLED, NOT WHO YOU LOVE THE MOST

emo fags.
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WITH A LARGE COCK UP MY ASS NIGGER
getting raped by a fox is the best way to die for you? :<
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Nu beter? ;_;
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knowing you've fought for what you believed in and did the best you could.
WHAT WAY, not what you achieved before it
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You could die anyway then ;) thats my point!
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Or you can just buy a cheat instead. You didn't mention fighting fair.
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no fight is ever fair, anyone with understanding knows that.
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true, after all, agression is a sign of weakness.
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by picking up a penny?
I actually have a great idea.

Now, what you need: Piano wire, a thick rope, high quality glue, a shaving machine and a tall building with lots of windows.

Here's a step-by-step-guide on how to go out with style:

1. Get up on roof of building.

2. Shave all hair.

3. Tie the piano wire and rope around suitable supports.

4. Put piano wire around your neck.

5. Tie rope around your feet.

6. Put glue on your hands.

7. Fasten glued hands to bald head.

8. Jump.

What will happen is your throat will be slit from the piano wire, but your head won't fall down because it's glued to your head. You'll slam into the building, hanging upside down, bleeding like shit and with your head in your hands staring into whoever sits on the other side of the window.

Perfect.
:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD OMFG XD
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Sounds like http://bash.org/?488793

Booya.

I wanna hear the song "Tuomionpäivä" by Speedy and Saku. The neverending version.
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That's where I got it from. It's great.
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bashquote stealing ftw :P
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I dunno tbh, I know how i don't want to die and that's by drowning, dunno why :(
its actually maybe the best way >:)
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lal little romantic boy^^
? that's romantic what he said! i said nothing different-.-
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Raped to death
i would not like to die
A double decker bus or a 10 ton truck
"To die by your side is such a heavenly way to die"
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a hearth attack while sleeping
best way = prolly in a HUGE explosion would be pretty painless, or a sniper shot to the head from a little range so you wouldn't expect it (prefer side-to-side shot).

Worst way = burn to death would be pretty fucking horrible, same with getting choked or drowning.
choking isn't really that bad if its a blood choke because you just go to sleep in matter of seconds. if you get choked just by the windpipe that would suck.
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Looks like it, run away from Romeo asap.
drowning because just before dying when drowning you get yourself into the state called euphoria.

dno actually how to say it in english but. Euphoria is a state of very intense happiness. and when drowning you somehow get to the euphoria-state so you would die with smile on your face :o)

worst would be definitaly burning or by some painfull disease which lasts long but you couldnt kill yourself :<
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