Best way to die...
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29 Apr 2007, 23:56
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What way would you like to die?
I'd like to meet her:
Pipiru piru piru pipiru pi!!
I MEAN WHAT WAY TO GET KILLED, NOT WHO YOU LOVE THE MOST
emo fags.
I'd like to meet her:
Pipiru piru piru pipiru pi!!
I MEAN WHAT WAY TO GET KILLED, NOT WHO YOU LOVE THE MOST
emo fags.
Nu beter? ;_;
Now, what you need: Piano wire, a thick rope, high quality glue, a shaving machine and a tall building with lots of windows.
Here's a step-by-step-guide on how to go out with style:
1. Get up on roof of building.
2. Shave all hair.
3. Tie the piano wire and rope around suitable supports.
4. Put piano wire around your neck.
5. Tie rope around your feet.
6. Put glue on your hands.
7. Fasten glued hands to bald head.
8. Jump.
What will happen is your throat will be slit from the piano wire, but your head won't fall down because it's glued to your head. You'll slam into the building, hanging upside down, bleeding like shit and with your head in your hands staring into whoever sits on the other side of the window.
Perfect.
Booya.
I wanna hear the song "Tuomionpäivä" by Speedy and Saku. The neverending version.
Worst way = burn to death would be pretty fucking horrible, same with getting choked or drowning.
dno actually how to say it in english but. Euphoria is a state of very intense happiness. and when drowning you somehow get to the euphoria-state so you would die with smile on your face :o)
worst would be definitaly burning or by some painfull disease which lasts long but you couldnt kill yourself :<