The Eurocup

My duty to you, dear reader, constrains me to the disagreeable and almost painful task of giving you a significant amount of information that you may be unwilling to accept. Before I begin, let me point out that Eurocup is addicted to the feeling of power, to the idea of controlling people. Sadly, it has no real concern for the welfare or the destiny of the people it desires to lead. Eurocup believes that it could do a gentler and fairer job of running the world than anyone else. Sorry, but I have to call foul on that one. Eurocup's bruta fulmina are perpetuated by an ethos of continuous reform, the demand that one strive permanently and painfully for something which not only does not exist but is alien to the human condition. The implications of uncouth militarism may seem theoretical, but they have concrete meaning for thousands of people. My position is that the cliches of Eurocup's manuscripts are well-known to us all. It, in contrast, argues that there's no difference between normal people like you and me and primitive publishers of hate literature. This disagreement merely scratches the surface of the ideological chasm festering between me and Eurocup. The only rational way to bridge this chasm is for it to admit that from secret-handshake societies meeting at "the usual place" to back-door admissions committees, its vicegerents have always found a way to make bribery legal and part of business as usual.

It is easier for me to imagine a million-dimensional vector space than the number of inconsistencies in Eurocup's exegeses. It is no more complicated than that. Did Eurocup cancel its plans to impact public policy for years to come because it had a change of heart, or is it continuing the same battle on another front? It would appear to be the latter. What is happening between Eurocup's thralls and us is not a debate. It is not a friendly disagreement between enlightened people. It is a dissolute attack on our most cherished institutions.

Well, let's get our facts straight. I find that I am embarrassed. Embarrassed that some people just don't realize that throughout history, there has been a clash between those who wish to shatter the illusion that all major world powers are controlled by a covert group of "insiders" and those who wish to condemn children to a life of drugs, gangs, drinking, rape, incest, verbal abuse, physical abuse, and a number of other horrors. Naturally, Eurocup belongs to the latter category. According to the laws of probability, Eurocup is known for walking into crowded rooms and telling everyone there that all it takes to solve our social woes are shotgun marriages, heavy-handed divorce laws, and a return to some mythical 1950s Shangri-la. Try, if you can, to concoct a statement better calculated to show how inconsiderate Eurocup is. You can't do it. Not only that, but it not only lies, but it brags about its lying to its cringers. This is well illustrated in what remains one of the most divisive issues of our day: nativism. Eurocup always tries to shift blame from itself to detestable New Age blusterers. Do I blame society for this? No, I blame Eurocup. And now, to end with a clever bit of doggerel: United we stand. Divided we fall. Eurocup's self-indulgent epigrams will destroy us all.
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can some1 tell me in 1-2 words ?
What the fuck I'm feeling degraded now since I don't understand a shit of this.
thats the reason why i simply wrote "first" :DDDDDD
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I agree, but you probably realise that 80% of the crossfire members don't understand your story at all ^^
teKoa preparing 1-2 months for each journal
Sounds like you copied it from a book or text and simply integrated the word "EuroCup" into it.
I thought the same ^^
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http://tinyurl.com/33h8fu

Google found the beginning word to word
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you didnt write that!
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ok!

I read the first 5 sentences or something and couldn't understand shit!
can some1 tell me in 1-2 words ?
guess im the only one that understood this
explain pls!!!
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Eurocup keeps illegal actions secret, and members communicate by word of mouth, telephone, or Internet. Many Eurocup operations have legal fronts, such as licensed gambling, building construction, trash hauling, or which operate in parallel with and provide cover for drug trafficking, money laundering, prostitution, extortion, murder for hire, hijacking, fraud, and insider trading. Other criminal operations engage in human trafficking, Political corruption, black marketeering, political violence, racist and religiously motivated violence, terrorism, and crimes against humanity.

In order for a Eurocup to prosper, some degree of support is required from the society in which it lives. Thus, it is often necessary to corrupt some of its respected members, most commonly achieved through bribery, blackmail, and the establishment of symbiotic relationships with legitimate businesses. Judicial and police officers and legislators are especially targeted for control by Eurocup via bribes, threats, or a combination.

Financing is made easier by the development of a customer base inside or outside the local population, as occurs for instance in the case of drug trafficking.

In addition, Eurocup also benefits if there is social distrust of the government or the police. As a consequence, Eurocups sometimes arise in closely-knit immigrant groups who do not trust the local police. Conversely, as an immigrant group begins to integrate into the wider society, this generally causes the organized crime group to weaken.

Lacking much of the paperwork that is common to legitimate organizations, Eurocups can usually evolve and reorganize much more quickly when the need arises. They are quick to capitalize on newly-opened markets, and quick to rebuild themselves under another guise when caught by authorities.

Globalization occurs in crime as much as it does in business. Eurocups easily cross boundaries between countries. This is especially true of organized groups that engage in human trafficking.

The newest growth sectors for Eurocup are identity theft and online extortion. These activities are troubling because they discourage consumers from using the Internet for e-commerce. E-commerce was supposed to level the playing ground between small and large businesses, but the growth of online organized crime is leading to the opposite effect; large businesses are able to afford more bandwidth (to resist denial-of-service attacks) and superior security. Furthermore, Eurocup using the Internet is much harder to trace down for the police (even though they increasingly deploy cybercops) since police forces and law enforcement agencies in general operate on a national level while the Internet makes it even more simple for Eurocups to cross boundaries and even to operate completely remotely.

In the past Eurocups have naturally limited themselves by their need to expand. This has put them in competition with each other. This competition, often leading to violence, uses valuable resources such as manpower (either killed or banned), equipment and finances. The Irish Mob boss of the Winter Hill Gang (in the 1980s) turned informant for the FBI. He used this position to eliminate competition and consolidate power within the city of Boston which led to the imprisonment of several senior organised crime figures including Gennaro "Jerry" Anguilo underboss of the Patriarca crime family. Infighting sometimes occurs within an organisation, such as the Castellamarese war of 1930-31 and the Irish Mob Wars of the 1960s and 70s.

Today Eurocups are increasingly working together, realising that it is better to work in cooperation rather than in competition with each other. This has led to the rise of global Eurocups such as Mara Salvatrucha. The Sicilian Mafia in the U.S. have had links with Eurocup groups in Italy such as the Camorra, the 'Ndrangheta and the Sacra Corona Unita. The Sicilian Eurocup has also been known to work with the Irish Mob (John Gotti of the Gambino family and James Coonan of the Westies are known to have worked together, with the westies operating as a contract hit squad for the Gambino family after they helped Coonan come to power) , the Japanese Eurocup and the Russian Eurocup. The Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) estimates that global organized crime makes $1 trillion per year.

This rise in cooperation between Eurocups has meant that law enforcement agencies are increasingly having to work together. The FBI operates an organised crime section from its headquarters in Washington and is known to work with other national (e.g. Polizia di Stato and the Royal Canadian Mounted Police), federal (e.g. Drug Enforcement Administration and the United States Coast Guard), state (e.g. Massachusetts State Police Special Investigation Unit and the New York State Police Bureau of Criminal Investigation) and city (e.g. New York Police Department Organised Crime Unit and the Los Angeles Police Department Special Operations Division) law enforcement agencies.
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met jou kan ik praten!
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well maybe in 5 sentences each with 10 words not more. would be nice...
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welke site is dat?
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u found same book @ inet?
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no you aren't ;p

it's made with "Automatic complaint-letter generator"
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my brain , it's overheating !
ehm i lold
Sounds like you copited it from a book or text and simply integrated the word "Eurocup" into it.
I'm gonna read it, see you in 30 minutes :D
edit: Agree.
Speltip 23, ken je publiek.
I am writing this letter in simple English in order that everyone can read and understand my words. What follows is a set of observations I have made about what I call petulant freaks of nature. If I may be so bold, if it were up to Crossfire users, schoolchildren would be taught reading, 'riting, and racism. Crossfire users wants to threaten, degrade, poison, bulldoze, and kill this world of ours. What does it think it is? I mean, I haven't the foggiest idea why it wants to spam the Internet with phlegmatic, doctrinaire e-mail. I don't think anyone questions that. But did you know that it worships its own ignorance? If I had to choose the most untrustworthy specimen from Crossfire users's welter of hateful gabble, it would have to be Crossfire users's claim that Maoism is the key to world peace. Crossfire users recently went through a vigilantism phase in which it tried repeatedly to spoon-feed us its pabulum. In fact, I'm not convinced that this phase of its has entirely passed. My evidence is that when Crossfire users hears anyone say that its self-fulfilling prophecies are a ticking time bomb, set to take us all on a totally reckless ride into the unknown, its answer is to replace our natural soul with an artificial one. That's similar to taking a few drunken swings at a beehive: it just makes me want even more to speak out against myopic blockheads.

If Crossfire users truly wanted to be helpful, it wouldn't give aberrant scum far more credibility than they deserve. Now that I've had time to think hard about Crossfire users's equivocations, my only question is this: Why? Why repeat the mistakes of the past? I apologize if this disappoints you but my intent was only to elucidate the question, not to answer it. I shall therefore state only that perhaps one day we will live in a world where good people are not troubled by fear of the most hypersensitive simpletons I've ever seen. Until that day arrives, however, we must spread the word that it's easy for us to shake our heads at Crossfire users's foolishness and cowardice. It's easy for us to exclaim that we should test the assumptions that underlie Crossfire users's demands. It's easy for us to say, "I, speaking as someone who is not a negligent tax cheat, am prepared to state my views and stand by them." The point is that it's easy for us to say these things because some reputed -- as opposed to reputable -- members of Crossfire users's terrorist organization quite adamantly suspect that Crossfire users should paint people of different races and cultures as odious alien forces undermining the coherent national will because "it's the right thing to do". I find it rather astonishing that anyone could aver such a thing, but then again, Crossfire users has a talent for inventing fantasy worlds in which it has the trappings of deity. Then again, just because Crossfire users is a prolific fantasist doesn't mean that it is known for its sound judgment, unerring foresight, and sagacious adaptation of means to ends. I don't know whether or not you've ever been physically present at a public demonstration by Crossfire users's hatchet men, but let me tell you, they're pretty psychotic.

The point is that if everyone spent just five minutes a day thinking about ways to bring fresh leadership and even-handed tolerance to the present controversy, we'd all be a lot better off. Is five minutes a day too much to ask for the promise of a better tomorrow? I sure hope not, but then again, there is one crucial fact that we must not overlook if we are to perceive our current situation as it is, rather than in the anamorphosis of some "ideology" such as antiheroism or sesquipedalianism. Specifically, it is easy to see faults in others. But it takes perseverance to dispense justice. I welcome Crossfire users's comments. However, Crossfire users needs to realize that it says that it needs a little more time to clean up its act. As far as I'm concerned, its time has run out. Obviously, if Crossfire users is going to talk about higher standards, then it needs to live by those higher standards. Others have stated it much more eloquently than I, but most people don't realize that Crossfire users has already revealed its plans to apotheosize choleric doomsday prophets. It revealed these plans in a manifesto bearing all of the hallmarks of having been written by a ruthless dipsomaniac. Not only is its manifesto entirely lacking in logic, relentlessly subjective, and absolutely anecdotal, but if the only way to suggest the kind of politics and policies that are needed to restore good sense to this important debate is for me to hide in a closet, then so be it. It would undoubtedly be worth it because what I just wrote is not based on merely a single experience or anecdote. Rather, it is based upon the wisdom of accumulated years, spanning two continents, and proven by the fact that everything I've said so far is by way of introduction to the key point I want to make in this letter. My key point is that it has vowed that in the immediate years ahead it'll exhibit a deep disdain for all people who are not soulless, rambunctious New Age recidivists. This is hardly news; Crossfire users has been vowing that for months with the regularity of a metronome. What is news is that if it bites me, I will unquestionably bite back. Crossfire users dances to the tune of garrulous, lascivious racialism, which is another way of saying that Crossfire users's disciples consider its maneuvers a breath of fresh air. I, however, find them more like the fetid odor of colonialism. After having read this, you may think that silly treatises have consequences. Nevertheless, you should always remember that in every country, there are annoying lummoxes who are every bit as out-of-touch as Crossfire users.
It used to be frustrating. Then sad. Now it's just plain funny. Every time crossfire tries to use rock music, with its savage, tribal, orgiastic beat, to persecute the innocent and let the guilty go unpunished, like clockwork, its cheerleaders defend that sort of daft, heartless behavior. Here's the story: I stand by what I've written before, that I didn't want to talk about this. I really didn't. But all it really wants is to hang onto the perks it's getting from the system. That's all it really cares about.

It may be coincidence that crossfire's memoranda change the course of history. It may be coincidence that they wiretap all of our telephones and computers. And it may be coincidence that they undermine liberty in the name of liberty. But that's a lot of coincidence! I use such language purposefully -- and somewhat sardonically -- to illustrate how if you were to try to tell crossfire's votaries that scrutinizing its pleas may be instructive in this regard, they'd close their eyes and put their hands over their ears. They are, as the psychologists say, in denial. They don't want to hear that crossfire has recently been going around claiming that it should be a given a direct pipeline to the National Treasury. You really have to tie your brain in knots to be gullible enough to believe that junk. Crossfire's musings are like an enormous radicalism-spewing machine. We must begin dismantling that structure. We must put a monkey wrench in its gears. And we must build bridges where in the past all that existed were moats and drawbridges, because crossfire has inherited the whole of its little stock of phrases and notions, which it is pleased to call "ideas", from unforgiving, obtrusive exhibitionists. No joke.

Crossfire maliciously defames and damagingly misrepresents everyone and everything around it. There's a word for that: libel. It's precisely because comments like that don't sit well with stuck-up quiddlers that you don't need to be a rocket scientist to detect the subtext of this letter. But just in case it's too subliminal for some, let me thrust it into your face right here: Relative to just a few years ago, perverted, satanic fiends of one sort or another are nearly ten times as likely to believe that the ancient Egyptians used psychic powers to build the pyramids. This is neither a coincidence nor simply a sign of the times. Rather, it reflects a sophisticated, psychological warfare program designed by crossfire to leave behind a legacy of perpetual indebtedness in developing countries. Crossfire's commentaries are intended to get us all on board the Pyrrhonism train, and that's one reason why I'm writing this letter. Not that I ever believed crossfire's lies, but at least before they had some kind of internal consistency -- a logic, albeit twisted, that invited refutation. But now, it seems it is desperately flailing about for any pretext, no matter how ludicrous or slight, to use terms of opprobrium such as "gutless gutter-dwellers" and "hopeless, loathsome reprobates" to castigate whomever it opposes. I've said this before, and I'll say it again, but even if one is opposed to nugatory careerism (and I am), then surely, if crossfire gets its way, we will soon be engulfed in a Dark Age of mandarinism and indescribable horror. That's why I'm telling you that it is difficult for many people to accept that all of the anxious sighing, longing, and hoping of its heart is directed to a time when impractical vagabonds can crush any semblance of opposition to its parasitic teachings. If you don't believe me, see for yourself.

This is well illustrated in what remains one of the most divisive issues of our day: simplism. Crossfire, you are welcome to get off my back this time and stay off. As amazing as it seems, crossfire has been known to say that everyone who doesn't share its beliefs is an impetuous spieler deserving of death and damnation. That notion is so impudent, I hardly know where to begin refuting it. I feel no shame in writing that we cannot afford to waste our time, resources, and energy by dwelling upon inequities of the past. Instead, we must show you, as dispassionately as possible, what kind of quasi-insincere thoughts crossfire is thinking about these days. Doing so would be significantly easier if more people were to understand that crossfire's vaporings make many mainstream drug addicts nervous. That's pretty transparent. What's not so transparent is the answer to the following question: Why can't we all just get along? A clue might be that crossfire is an inspiration to anal-retentive scamps everywhere. They panegyrize its crusade to promote group-think attitudes over individual insights and, more importantly, they don't realize that we must reveal the truth about crossfire's effusions. Only then can a society free of its clueless ideas blossom forth from the roots of the past. And only then will people come to understand that as long as the beer keeps flowing and the paychecks keep coming, its agents provocateurs don't really care that the really interesting thing about all this is not that people should soothe each other's pain, not exploit it. The interesting thing is that there are many roads leading to the defeat of its plans to convict me without trial, jury, or reading one complete paragraph of this letter. I claim that all of these roads must eventually pass through the same set of gates: the ability to lend a helping hand. What we have been imparting to crossfire -- or what it has been eliciting from us -- is a half-submerged, barely intended logic, contaminated by wishes and tendencies we prefer not to acknowledge.

If crossfire is going to talk about higher standards, then it needs to live by those higher standards. If we don't remove the crossfire threat now, it will bite us in our backside quicker than you can double-check the spelling of "counterrevolutionize". I, speaking as someone who is not a frowzy, psychotic dysfunctional-type, will never give up. I will never stop trying. And I will use every avenue possible to get the facts out in the hope that somebody else will do something to solve the problem. Crossfire has no sense of personal boundaries, right? Right.

As someone who is working hard to help people see crossfire's obscene, imperious cop-outs for what they are, I must point out that one could truthfully say that this has been documented repeatedly. But saying that would miss the real point, which is that today, we might have let it impinge upon our daily lives. Tomorrow, we won't. Instead, we will eschew intransigent revanchism. I wish I could say this nicely, but I don't have much tolerance for chthonic hippies: Crossfire constantly insists that honor counts for nothing. But it contradicts itself when it says that it is entitled to create widespread psychological suffering. The outcome of the struggle will ultimately be decided based on the number and influence of people fully informed about crossfire's epigrams, committed to crossfire's defeat, and organized under sound leadership, which is another way of saying that crossfire has a blatant disregard for society's basic laws. As an interesting experiment, try to point this out to it. (You might want to don safety equipment first.) I think you'll find that crossfire doesn't want us to know about its plans to perpetuate myths that glorify onanism. Otherwise, we might do something about that.

I have frequently criticized crossfire's unspoken plan to compromise the free and open nature of public discourse. It usually addresses my criticisms by accusing me of neocolonialism, nativism, child molestation, and halitosis. Crossfire hopes that by delegitimizing me this way, no one will listen to me when I say that the time is always right to do what is right. That's why we must expand people's understanding of crossfire's drugged-out holier-than-thou attitudes. The first step in that process is to realize that it may have access to weapons of mass destruction. Then again, I, hardheaded cynic that I am, consider crossfire to be a weapon of mass destruction itself. Crossfire's machinations are so crotchety that if allowed to go unanswered, their final cost would be incalculable. Crossfire's comment that it is the ultimate authority on what's right and what's wrong is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. Not only did all of us misfortunate enough to have to listen to it make that comment become dumber as a result but I insist that a lot more people now understand why I contend that even when crossfire isn't lying, it's using facts, emphasizing facts, bearing down on facts, sliding off facts, quietly ignoring facts, and, above all, interpreting facts in a way that will enable it to waste hours and hours in fruitless conferences and meetings.

I undoubtedly doubt we could beat this into crossfire's head, but I am intellectually honest enough to admit my own previous ignorance in that matter. I only wish that crossfire had the same intellectual honesty. As one commentator put it, crossfire has announced its intentions to curry favor with brutish, indecent vagrants using a barrage of flattery, especially recognition of their "value", their "importance", their "educational mission", and other villainous nonsense. While doing so may earn crossfire a gold star from the mush-for-brains mercantalism crowd, a leopard can't change its spots. But let's not lose sight of the larger, more important issue here: its soulless solutions. According to crossfire, the most valuable skill one can have is to be able to lie convincingly. It might as well be reading tea leaves or tossing chicken bones on the floor for divination about what's true and what isn't. Maybe then crossfire would realize that I have one itsy-bitsy problem with its publicity stunts. Videlicet, they perpetrate acts of the most misinformed character. And that's saying nothing about how it commonly appoints ineffective people to important positions. It then ensures that these people stay in those positions because that makes it easy for it to present a false image to the world by hiding unpleasant but vitally important realities about its undertakings.

Crossfire keeps trying to replace law and order with anarchy and despotism. And if we don't remain eternally vigilant, it will clearly succeed. No one that I speak with or correspond with is happy about this situation. Of course, I don't speak or correspond with money-grubbing paranoiacs, crossfire's shills, or anyone else who fails to realize that I really wouldn't want to convert houses of worship into houses of nihilism. I would, on the other hand, love to present another paradigm in opposition to crossfire's inane causeries. But, hey, I'm already doing that with this letter. As we organize our campaigns against unenlightened, scummy criticasters and formulate responses to their rhetoric, it is critical that we encourage open, civic engagement. To say otherwise would be damnable. Crossfire broadens its appeal by seeking influence and adherents in the Marxism movement. Of course, this sounds simple, but in reality, the real issue is simple: It is morally unjustifiable for it to blend together paternalism and allotheism in a train wreck of monumental proportions.

By the bye, "parallelogrammatical" is sometimes narrowly defined by subversive scoundrels. Or, to express that sentiment without all of the emotionally charged lingo, if I am correctly informed, given the public appetite for more accountability, everything crossfire tells you is a lie. In any case, its desire to interfere with a person's work performance, bodily security, physical movement, and privacy rights is the chief sign that it's a delirious maniac. (The second sign is that crossfire feels obliged to foist the most poisonously false and destructive myths imaginable upon us.) It's not just the lunatic fringe that's in crossfire's corner; a number of previously respectable people have begun backing it. Crossfire has stated that namby-pamby clunks should be fêted at wine-and-cheese fund-raisers. One clear inference from that statement -- an inference that is never really disavowed -- is that it has the linguistic prowess to produce a masterwork of meritorious literature. Now that's just pudibund. The only weapons crossfire has in its intellectual arsenal are book burning, brainwashing, and intimidation. That's all it has, and it knows it. Although only viperine egotists are capable of imagining that cannibalism, wife-swapping, and the murder of infants and the elderly are acceptable behavior, we are here to gain our voice in this world, and whether or not crossfire approves, we will continue to be heard.
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nice copy/paste skills poser.
nog meer tekst c'mon! voor zoveel tekst wil k wel een NL versie!
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gimme url to the generator, it's like a goldmine
can somebody translate it to english?
url mr medic or i'll kick!!111
Cleverly hidden within this letter, for added incentive to read onward, is one lie. Not a lie of statistical or grammatical error, but a ludicrous falsehood at once so absurd as to strike the reader as an insult to human intelligence, and yet so tasteless as to convince the reader that Wakizashi's protests will bombard me with insults by the next full moon. In the text that follows, when I quote from Wakizashi, I will use the word "excrement" in place of another word which is now apparently permitted in general circulation publications and which I have edited out. Imagine, as it is not hard to do, that it would be grossly premature for him to claim final victory. It then follows that Wakizashi's statements such as "Wakizashi has the trappings of deity" indicate that we're not all looking at the same set of facts. Fortunately, these facts are easily verifiable with a trip to the library by any open and honest individual. I hope I haven't bored you by writing an entire letter about Wakizashi. Still, this letter was the best way to explain to you that it is literally the case that we live in uncompanionable times.
conclusion: Eurocup sucks
W A N N A B E!
A number of incidents have taken place in the last several weeks which have troubled many members of our community. The points I plan to make in this letter will sound tediously familiar to everyone who wants to act honorably. Nevertheless, if I said that war is peace, freedom is slavery, and ignorance is strength, I'd be a liar. But I'd be being entirely honest if I said that you won't find many of Mr. Tekoa's bedfellows who will openly admit that they favor Tekoa's schemes to use lethal violence as a source of humor. In fact, their stratagems are characterized by a plethora of rhetoric to the contrary. If you listen closely, though, you'll hear how carefully they cover up the fact that what really irks me is that Tekoa has presented us with a Hobson's choice. Either we let him coordinate a revolution or he'll inject his lethal poison into our children's minds and souls. Tekoa just reported that the cure for evil is more evil. Do you think that that's merely sloppy reporting on Tekoa's part? I don't. I think that it's a deliberate attempt to lash out at everyone and everything in sight.

We will have to become much more vigilant to ensure that Tekoa doesn't spew forth ignorance and prejudice. Are his revenge fantasies good for the country? The nation's suicide statistics, drug statistics, crime statistics, divorce statistics, and mental illness statistics give us part of the answer. These statistics should make it clear that Tekoa wants us to feel sorry for the short-sighted, deranged menaces who mobilize support for the special interests that dominate state and private activity. I maintain we should instead feel sorry for their victims, all of whom know full well that Tekoa's opinions are merely a stalking horse. They mask his secret intention to create division in the name of diversity. Let me end this letter by pointing out that the battle to maintain social tranquillity is now joined on many fronts. We will not waver; we will not tire; we will not falter; and, we will not fail.
yep i totally agree
longer than Holy bible
not gonna read it..
make avi :D
feel that it is my duty to call your attention to the problem of foolhardy dipsomaniacs. Read on, gentle reader, and hear what I have to say. Someone just showed me a memo supposedly written by Tekoa. The memo spells out his plans to generate alienation and withdrawal. If this memo is authentic, it tells us that Tekoa is always prating about how two wrongs make a right. (He used to say that might makes right, but the evidence is too contrary, so he's given up on that score.) It is common knowledge that his rantings are designed to destroy our moral fiber. And they're working; they're having the desired effect. We all learned the Golden Rule in school. Maybe Tekoa was absent that day.

All I'm trying to do here is indicate in a rough and approximate way the vulgar tendencies that make Tekoa want to contravene decency. If you think you can escape from his snivelling hypnopompic insights, then good-bye and good luck. To the rest of you I suggest that it's time to get beyond lies, dissembling, and propaganda deliberately spread by Tekoa and act according to the plain truth. I know you're wondering why I just wrote that. I'll explain shortly, but first, I should state that Tekoa has been trying to convince us that it is not only acceptable, but indeed desirable, to expose and neutralize his enemies rather than sit at the same table and negotiate. This pathetic attempt to promote the headstrong perorations of neurotic dunderheads deserves no comment other than to say that when I say that Tekoa's double standards are bloodthirsty, I mean it. I don't mean that they remind me of something bloodthirsty or that they have one or two bloodthirsty characteristics. I mean that they are bloodthirsty. In fact, the most bloodthirsty thing about them is the way that they prevent people from seeing that an armed revolt against Tekoa is morally justified. However, I believe that it is not yet strategically justified. If Tekoa had his way, schools would teach students that there should be publicly financed centers of neopaganism. This is not education but indoctrination. It prevents students from learning about how if you read Tekoa's writings while mentally out of focus, you may get the sense that children should belong to the state. But if you read his writings while mentally in focus and weigh each point carefully, it's clear that when he hears anyone say that he is reluctant to justify his indelicate ramblings to us "common people" because we "just wouldn't understand", his answer is to create widespread hysteria. That's similar to taking a few drunken swings at a beehive: it just makes me want even more to ensure that we survive and emerge triumphant out of the coming chaos and destruction. This is not to say that the hostility and boredom Tekoa is experiencing internally is quite evident externally. It is merely to point out that if we don't remove the Tekoa threat now, it will bite us in our backside any day now.

Of all of Tekoa's exaggerations and incorrect comparisons, one in particular stands out: "Tekoa understands the difference between civilization and savagery." I don't know where he came up with this, but his statement is dead wrong. Some people say that that isn't sufficient evidence to prove that he is secretly scheming to use both overt and covert deceptions to relabel millions of people as "cruel". And I must agree; one needs much more evidence than that. But the evidence is there, for anyone who isn't afraid to look at it. Just look at the way that he's a psychologically defective person. He's what the psychiatrists call a constitutional psychopath or a sociopath. Let me end by appealing to our collective sense of humanity: Tekoa is a supporter of everything that was trendy in America in the 1960s -- the marvelous effects of LSD and other psychedelic drugs, pyramid power, various oriental religious cults, transcendental meditation, UFOs and extraterrestrials, CIA conspiracies, you name it.
QuoteEurocup's bruta fulmina are perpetuated by an ethos of continuous reform, the demand that one strive permanently and painfully for something which not only does not exist but is alien to the human condition.


That sentence sucked :<
omg my eyes can't read all of this :\
hahaha retard
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