feel obligated to say something about Chealse, because, as the Talmud says, "Silence is akin to assent." As this letter will make clear, Chealse claims to be supportive of my plan to criticize his excuses publically for their formalistic categories, their spurious claims of neutrality, and their blindness to the abuse of private power. Don't trust him, though; he's a wolf in sheep's clothing. Before you know it, he'll promote the pugnacious newsgroup postings of sexist converts to antiheroism. Not only that, but you may be wondering why fatuitous, cruel scum latch onto Chealse's obiter dicta. It's because people of that nature need to have rhetoric and dogma to recite during times of stress in order to cope. That's also why jejune, sullen jabberers are born, not made. That dictum is as unimpeachable as the "poeta nascitur, non fit" that it echoes and as irreproachable as the brocard that Chealse has been offering oleaginous thought police a lot of money to leave helpless citizens afraid in the streets, in their jobs, and even in their homes. This is blood money, plain and simple. Anyone thinking of accepting it should realize that if Chealse can't stand the heat, he should get out of the kitchen. If history follows its course, it should be evident that the only way I can possibly forgive Chealse is if he tells the truth and makes restitution. More than that, in a recent essay, Chealse stated that he is as innocent as a newborn lamb. Since the arguments he made in the rest of his essay are based in part on that assumption, he should be aware that it just isn't true. Not only that, but to call him a beast is to defame all quadrupeds. It is no more complicated than that. I would unequivocally not have thought it possible that the pragmatist position is that Chealse favors a muddleheaded "Code of Conduct" that serves no purpose other than to relabel millions of people as "unregenerate", but it's absolutely true. I'm not a snippy person. I'd like nothing more than to extend my hand in friendship to Chealse's legates and convey my hope that in the days to come we can work together to encourage our spirits to soar. Unfortunately, knowing them, they'd rather display an irreconcilable hatred toward all nations because that's what Chealse wants. Nobody ever went broke underestimating Chealse's intelligence. Never forget that and never let him elevate his perversions to prominence as epistemological principles.
football owns.
GO AND SPEND MORE MONEY THIS SUMMER PLEASE U MIGHT BE ABLE TO WIN
[i dislike chealse, man u ftw!]