My hamster, the viral prodigy.

I hereby give permission to all you creative types, the kind of guy who masturbates over photoshop filters and orgasms everytime he visits deviant art, to make an internet star out of my pet, toffy, the hamster. No, I didn't name him. He's not even really mine. He belongs to my little brother. In any case, I thought this picture was rather amusing.

image: toffyjh3xm3
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Is he taking cover?
Yes, I was about to punch him in the face for not doing anything funny.
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And then he did. How ironic.
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I still punched him in the face. They can't punch back, I couldn't resist.
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headshot!
Coward... Real hamsters don't duck from headshots!
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true :( sup btw?
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Who stole your vowels! Was it vowel? I'll personally rip out his repugnant brain if it was!
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Bring it on bitch! I'll take you any day, just keep your hamster away I don't think I can take him tbh
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He's one tough motherfucker.
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Not much, sold my WoW account. Banned from CB! All in all, I'm still a pr0 gamer.
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:D nice! so let the RL begin ?
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Nice joke. I'll never let RL poison me so!
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\o> sounds like a plan
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how cute, nice pic!
i love hamsters :)
once had a hamster called rusty. was a cute little fucker
he's a shrugger!
thats one BAD picture!
Bad as in bad ass!
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n1 putting a hamster in a plastic FOOD covering, nP eating hamster germs
A: The food doesn't touch the top of the food covering.
B: You don't wash things in ireland?
C: Exposing yourself to germs is actually a healthy way to boost your immune system. Good luck when your kids develop chronic asthma because mommy used too many anti-bacterial wipes.
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1. Well technically food doesn't touch your hands either, so you you don't wash you hands?

2. Yes, no one washes things here your absolutely correct about everything, but then again we don't need to as much you do, because we don't put vermin on our kitchen tables under food coverings.

3. Go lick your "brothers" hamster then.
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Technically I do rub my face and eyes with my hands, so I do wash them. Was I not so inclined then I would nto have occasion to wash them as frequently.

He was on top of the foodcovering. You're evading the issue. I washed the food covering, what's the problem?

I would, but he's sleeping. Are you really that scared of germs =o(?

Also, why on earth did you put brothers in quotes. Do you think the hamster isn't my brothers, or do you think my brother doesn't exist. Either way, I see it as a rather silly point to doubt.
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If you washed it then fair enough, but I bet you didn't till I said something, I'm a washer not a walker.

Yes, I wear tissue boxes on my feet, and a white hazmat suit with its own oxygen taken from amber from the time of the dinosaurs.
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I took this picture like 2 days ago. And no, I didn't wash it, my mother did, such is life.
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C'est La Vie.
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I don't speak wanker, sorry.
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How did you get the link to my homepage? Who gave you it? Are you some kind of hacker?
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hacker fo shure.
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last one was good =D
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comon the spoon is good aswell!

image: nospoon2
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Crew or equipment visible: When Neo is starring at the spoon, a safety cable is visible as a black line along Morpheus's arm going up to Neo in the last long shot before Neo lets go.
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hast du nachts auch matrix geschaut? >:D
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the spoon 1s quality! :D
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I had a hamster once :/

it has an awesome 3 story cage and lived above my bed...it died because I forgot to feed it.
lol he is cute :o)
True. But sock made a "him" out of it, too. :<
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: DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
De eerste comment van jou waarbij ik echt moet lachen =o]
image: homiedd1

i made that in paint but i cba doing a hamster

all i can think of is a message saying

"OMG WHERE B MA EARZ"
I'd hit it.
Poor chomiczek =)
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CUTE AWWWWWWWWWWWWW<32
It did not even make me intend to smile.
omg bugged crouch hitboxes abuser!
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