tosspot we are twins

yes its true, i also got a road sign in my bedroom right now, it says heavy crossroad there is a word in between them but i cant remember what it is atm, i will take a picture tomorrow and show you all that im WANNABE LIFER :(((( flame me

but tonight was a good night, we walked to the party and saw an old friend on he way there who we didnt see since liek year 11 im now year 13 just finished so its been quite a while, we asked him if you wanted to come but he saids he had to go home first he just bought some shopping because his mum came back from the hospital, she has appendicitus or something so he walked back to his house with him and said hello to his mum then he came with us to the party. it was quite boring for the first 1.5 hours because not many people arrived but we got a few rounds in and believe it or not martin from year 7 who left at the end of year 7 was the barman, that was so queer, such a coincidence... but he knew me and james who has been my mate since year 4 and so we only paid for vodka and coke when actually he gave us DOUBLE vodka and coke which was pretty sweet... and fewof the guys also challenged me to a WKD downing contest, and im not saying this because im bias or whatever but i did actually win... i downed 3 wkd's before the other guys and i got a free diesel but i felt like being sick and i didnt take much air into my lungs inbetween the bottles, stupid me :D anyway as the night grew old we danced a bit and chelsea dagger cmae on so me and the footie chums did our little dance that we usually do every saturday when the football season is going on which was quite fun, after that ymca and the konga and all that crap, funniest part was someone spilt a drink on the dance floor and some girl slipped on it and hit her head, hahaha fucking newb :D anyway we walked home and like 10 mins fro mmy house is the takeaway dreamland, my dad usually works long hours and gets home at like 1/2am sometimes and they shut shop on fridays at that time to he gets a quick kebab or pizza usually and because he goes there often they give him a free coke can (the guy is called jaja who gives him it, quite a nice guy) and last time he didnt give my dad a coke so i kinda told him and he gavce me it to take home to him, which i did, i didnt wanna give him it straight away but the road sign woke him up cos it was making a lot of noise as i was coming up the stairs, im such a clumsy basatrd sometimes, but anyway i gave him the coke and he seemed happy enough. oh and btw last time we went to a party at the same place i also walked home and bought a pizza cos i was so fucking hungry, but it was funny because i dropped one piece and when i went to pick it up from the floor because im an idiot the other pieces alsp fell on the floor, funniest tyhing was is that i picked it up and took it home... i actually put it in a seive and tried to wash it like an idiot but it didnt really work... the jaja guy told bobby (who has very curly hair) that ketchup was 10 pounds on his kebab meat and because he was fully functional in his head, he was like "HOW MUCH?" and couldnt udnerstand why it cost so much whilst danny pete and mike played on ... fuck cant remember the name but its on the arcade machine and is quite an old game where u are this little guy and run across a 2d map and can jump on ledges and stuff but whatever, anyway he got his kebab with ketchup in the edn after we all laughed at him and now im home... was a good night and lets hope other guys had the same fun i had tonight... goodnight mates, sleep well

love from sheep <3
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frou frou = ownage singer and ver ysexy (well maybe not sexy, shes ugly imogen heap :D)

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