Dilemma...

by Splodge • 13 Jun 2007, 09:36 • Journals
Okay, so put yourself in the following situation:

You have been waiting for the postman to deliver an important parcel to your house. If you are not there to sign and accept the parcel, you will have to wait until tommorrow to get it, however as you wait for the postman you feel you need to go to the toilet.

About 30 seconds after your bum hits the rim of that toilet and you are in full flow with both #1's and #2's the doorbell rings! It would take too long to wipe your arse, pull up your trousers and go to door to get the parcel and by the time you get there the postman will have gone. So would you either:

1. Stop your toilet madness as quick as possible, not wipe your bum and run to the door with the hope that you dont get too much shit on your boxers that you will then have to wash out at a later date (but at least you get the parcel)

OR

2. Continue your time on the toilet and miss the postman and not get your important parcel (but at least you will have clean boxers)
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banaan 13 Jun 2007, 10:37
dont clean your arse and run to the door
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Anark 13 Jun 2007, 10:40
UK post services are weird.
Here when you don't get something that needs to be signed or something, you got to your area post service and you can get it there.
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Splodge 13 Jun 2007, 10:43
You can with Royal Mail, but this was courier so would have had to travel to their regional depot which is quite a long way, otherwise they can deliver it the next day.
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Reikkeri 13 Jun 2007, 10:41
I'd put a towel around my waist and go open the door kk

EDIT: Done it few times ;o
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Cardo 13 Jun 2007, 10:42
im pretty fast at shittin,g so i could still go outside and find the postman
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ng 13 Jun 2007, 10:47
do you got this parcel? :D
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Splodge 13 Jun 2007, 10:53
yeah, I couldn't wait until tommorrow :)
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Skydeh 13 Jun 2007, 11:01
What was it :)
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Splodge 13 Jun 2007, 11:06
Its a secret :<
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evantej 13 Jun 2007, 10:53
Depends what the parcel was, I'm in a similar situation today. I know food is being delivered from 2-4pm, but I forgot to add in the details for the driver to ring me when he gets here so I can come get the stuff, and I've got no money on my phone to ring asda :X
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Skydeh 13 Jun 2007, 11:00
0800, REVERSE!
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evantej 13 Jun 2007, 11:01
you fancy putting some money on my phone ?
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Skydeh 13 Jun 2007, 11:16
i'll ring if u like
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HardNRG 13 Jun 2007, 11:13
roar like a mofo and tell him to wait perhaps ...
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oldvid 13 Jun 2007, 11:30
put a note on the door saying your taking a crapper
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Bryan 13 Jun 2007, 11:30
I hang a paper on my door when i'm taking a shit .

--> pls wait , i'm taking a shit <--

same goes for if i need to go to the shop and stuff ...


And when i hang my cellphone number on the door hes so kind to ring :D
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oldvid 13 Jun 2007, 11:32
"please take my stuff, i'm not at home" : /
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