Pick up lines

Me and EnglandEvan was thinking of pick up lines you can use with a girl who plays ET.

Me:
"Hey, show us your cfg"

Evan: "how about us to head off to the cp, and do a little medic work 1 on 1"

What would you say? :o0
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"can i unload my rifle on you?"
"ill pay you 50 euros to suck my cock"
"im fat and lonely"
"im ugly, please touch me"
you boring old fart
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:P
im bored whilst setting up pc - ps3 - psp syncing :)

watch and play shit form my pc on psp from anywhere in the world :D
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Sony boy, I like!
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very very handy whilst im travelling :D
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Get a grip.
miserable sod! ;<
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"Know any fleshlight retailers by any chance?"

And yeah, this is pathetic. :c
hahahaha :DD
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Aha! Now that's an interesting question!
















NOT
"Want me to poke my needle in you?"
hi I love pussy
Want to know how a conversation like this begins, look no further!

[14:14] _evan: i r teh back
[14:14] Panda: damn, kitty is prety hot :O
Fake logs imo ;]

[14:21] _evan: you should go to cpc3 and get off with all the hot interwebz chicks!

[14:23] Panda: i really think that pick up line could work :D
[14:23] Panda: we should try it
[14:24] _evan: "we"
[14:24] _evan: pls
[14:24] _evan: i just need to show up
[14:24] _evan: no need for words


lOL k
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fake logs mate :XX
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Wanna see my truck? (After that rape her!)
"Hey miss, lets get a rl?"
i'm gonna give you some ammo girl

FireInTheHole
"Hey want to go to CPC with me"

worked for me ;o
lol
that wins
"1v1?"
"Sure"
"Your bed or mine?"
haha :D
I ll show u what "fire in the hole" and "incoming" means.
3on3 high!
you really wanna get in clan?
1on1 now hvbed high msgme ;[
can i give you a headshot?

8=====o - - - - - -:: c",)
One of mates uses "Ever kissed a Scottish guy?" when he's abroad.

One time someone said they had, to which he promptly replied "Do you want to kiss another one?"

Worked like a charm apparently.
sadly it doesnt work in Scotland :<
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