jokes!!!!

by tyyrd • 20 Jun 2007, 15:42 • Journals
post your favourite jokes.


why is a pork pie lyk a pensioners fanny???

coz yuu ave 2 bite of the crust lick owt da jelly b4 yuu get to the meat

l0l
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nuNca 20 Jun 2007, 16:43
:DDD not too dirty plz
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confo 20 Jun 2007, 16:44
why did the mushroom go to the party?

because he was fungi

loooeeleooeleoolloelolo
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sol 20 Jun 2007, 16:46
Is this the English that they teach in schools these days?
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cointozz 20 Jun 2007, 16:47
afaik new zealands students can even write 2brnt2b as a quote in their tests
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kiss 20 Jun 2007, 16:48
I want to say : hi sol !
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crajsor 20 Jun 2007, 16:54
Its better then humm3L's english so its cool.
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butchji 20 Jun 2007, 17:43
than!
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crajsor 21 Jun 2007, 06:35
Who said my english was good you cunt !
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matz 20 Jun 2007, 17:01
its slang!
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duroh 20 Jun 2007, 17:14
U do not sound old grandpa <;O
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cointozz 20 Jun 2007, 16:46
oh, thats easy, really:

» You have been banned from Crossfire.
Reason: foreign language again and abuse.
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Ruipperi 20 Jun 2007, 17:12
abusing me :(
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cheasy 20 Jun 2007, 16:50
I have a QW key
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cuttyP 20 Jun 2007, 16:54
I don't want your filthy key, so please don't give it to me!
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vaGgi 20 Jun 2007, 16:53
Two submarines are flying about the desert.
How many eggs are in the nest?
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cuttyP 20 Jun 2007, 16:55
Two elephants sit on a tree when a mouse flies across.
One elephant asks the other one "is it christmas already?"
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kiss 20 Jun 2007, 16:56
what is the difference between a goat and a girl?










































































A CAR


































































(HAHA)
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Meteora 20 Jun 2007, 17:05
anybody knows irish jokes ? :D
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Ruipperi 20 Jun 2007, 17:13
sol?

edit: i mean as a joke, not as a person who knows irish jokes
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Meteora 20 Jun 2007, 17:24
oh wheelie ?
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Skrjnz 20 Jun 2007, 17:14
once a pot a time there was a man

the end
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duroh 20 Jun 2007, 17:18
its black with red and cant turn around in a hall?!!


a niggah with a spear in his back!!!

WOWOW TEH FUN
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taZnator 20 Jun 2007, 17:19
Crod and kamz are best players in the world! ::D:D:D:D:D

n1 joke tbh
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Ruipperi 20 Jun 2007, 17:29
kamz is best player in ET ever and also the most intelligent guy i know!!

LOL :DDD
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ons 20 Jun 2007, 17:20
How many jews u can put in a car?































4 on sits and 200 in ashtray :ASD:Sad;;das:D
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duroh 20 Jun 2007, 17:20
In kindergarden... u have a black guy, chinese guy and a dutch guy? whos penis is longest? THE NIGGER, HE WAS ALREADY 16 YEARS OLD!!
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rAs_ 20 Jun 2007, 17:29
racist
ban plz!
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ons 20 Jun 2007, 17:34
hah n1 :D
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Steven Seagal 20 Jun 2007, 17:26
(dutch :< )
the is wit in dartelt in de wei























een tamponie :|
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rAs_ 20 Jun 2007, 17:30
no other language
ban plz!
Rules
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Steven Seagal 20 Jun 2007, 17:46
its an impossible joke in english :<
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taZnator 20 Jun 2007, 17:31
no other language
ban plz!
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SpeaKeR 20 Jun 2007, 17:33
why should u never run over a nigger on a bike?

cos it might be yours
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Meteora 20 Jun 2007, 17:49
with a poland it makes more sens
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