[ETQW] my plea *update*

Hello dear xfire users, I think I deserve a key because God hates me. Two days ago my bike was stolen, my shoes catched fire and my bird flew away. When I got back from teh club, I got robbed by 4 niggers, 17 yoegoslavian people and 1 australian. I had to walk home naked and my girl next door laughed at me in my face. When I openend the door I noticed my dog ate my homework and that she had threw up on my bed. I had to sleep on the cold ground. My parents went mad because they thought I had drunk too much and threw up on my bed and now I'm grounded for 14 weeks. Cleaning that stuff was a pain in the ass and in the nose, damn what a smell. My breakfast included the dogs food since I wasn't allowed to eat anything else.

Things were about to get better since I walked up the stairs to my room, where the holy computer is, atleast that was what I thought. When I wanted to boot my computer, my harddrive crashed. Thank God I had another one but I had to install XP on it, and I couldn't find the fucking disc. I've been looking for the disc for atleast 6 hours, just to find it lying in my cd reader. When I finally was able to boot my computer, I couldn't connect to the wireless network. Guess what, my neighbours have wireless network aswell and they fucking screw up my network.

I had to get the phonebook since I wasn't allowed to go outside, and searched for their number. I ringed their phone and their little alternative emo-alike daughter answered my call, and I heard some emo screaming on the background. Hello this is cheasy, could you please cut of your wireless connection so I can go and play on teh interwebs? Thanks in advance. And so she did, atleast not exactly what I meant, since she cut her wrists. (fucking emo). Somehow I was able to connect to teh interwebs now, I guess the little bastard somehow interrupted my connection with her emoness.

I headed to crossfire and downloaded swine's ETPack. After a few hours I was finally able to play and I was damn happy. However, me was kicked by the "Losing key packets" error. @#%@#%@. My parents were away today so I sneaked outside to the computer shop, to buy service pack 2. I had to check a lot of stores because it was sold out somehow, and when I finally found it, I couldn't find my money, since I my wallet and pokemon cards were stolen. I went back home dissapointed, and the next plan was to download service pack2. Took a little while, clicked the .exe and guess what, it was a virus.

The virus was a nasty one, it overheated my pc and my pc catched fire. May my pc be in heaven and the emo next door burn in hell. I installed my old pc on my desk again and downloaded ETQW. I really really wanted to play ETQW so I thought ok what the hell, I'll just subscribe to fileplanet so I can get a damn key. But again God appears to hate me, since I have every fucking pay card except for a credit card, which is the only card fileplanet accepts as valid. Fucking kangaroos. Just give me a fucking key and I'll pray for you every day.

update: God responded to my journal:

He agrees.