CHUCK NORRIS FANZ

by st'logic • 26 Jun 2007, 12:52 • Journals
http://stage6.divx.com/user/meo/video/1059532/Bruce-Lee-vs-Chuck-Norris

he got ownd sry
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pala 26 Jun 2007, 13:53
my life is now over
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stena 26 Jun 2007, 13:54
!!!! dlo
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Priit 26 Jun 2007, 13:54
huh , im not his fan ...
im fan of michael idle^night :o
knight rider ownz...
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sMiravc 26 Jun 2007, 13:56
Maygyver > Chuck Norris
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decem 26 Jun 2007, 13:57
who is he?
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sMiravc 26 Jun 2007, 14:03
ups, I mean Macgyver :D

my bad!
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bronze 26 Jun 2007, 14:03
go study maths and mehanics u stupid nerd shitt ass ngr

macgyver > maygayver
image: macgyver
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sMiravc 26 Jun 2007, 14:06
ok dady!

p.s. n1ce picture!
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decem 26 Jun 2007, 14:07
true chuck norris fan spotted.
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Nana 26 Jun 2007, 13:56
Ah yeah, this is old. I remember myself watching this on TV.
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danni 26 Jun 2007, 13:59
Chuck Norris only masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.
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decem 26 Jun 2007, 14:09
chuck norris only bows down in front of a mirror.

chuck norris doesnt sleep, he waits.
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Viax 26 Jun 2007, 14:00
so fake
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biTTeR 26 Jun 2007, 14:05
i would say he reconnected!!!!
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decem 26 Jun 2007, 14:14

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set chuck1 "say Chuck Norris played Russian Roulete with a fully loaded gun and won."
set chuck2 "say Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night."
set chuck3 "say It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes."
set chuck4 "say Chuck Norris once performed a one-man show version of the Mortal Kombat movie."
set chuck5 "say One bite from Chuck Norris contains enough venom to drown a Blue Whale."
set chuck6 "say Chuck Norris Is the derivative of the universe. But if you try and integrate him, all you will get is the true name of god."
set chuck7 "say Chuck Norris taught Alanis Morissette the meaning of irony by making her eat Dave Coulier."
set chuck8 "say Chuck Norris was the one who let the dogs out."
set chuck9 "say Chuck Norris has beaten everyone in Hollywood at Uno."
set chuck10 "say When Chuck Norris runs with scissors, other people get hurt."
set chuck11 "say When Chuck Norris jumps into water, he doesn't get wet. The water gets chuck instead."
set chuck12 "say Chuck Norris has the secret to Cold Fusion but refuses to share until Saved By The Bell is put back on television."
set chuck13 "say Chuck Norris may or may not be a freight train."
set chuck14 "say Chuck Norris developed the Gregorian calendar while shaving his head."
set chuck15 "say Email sent from Chuck Norris is composed in haiku form."
set chuck16 "say You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink, unless you're Chuck Norris."
set chuck17 "say Chuck Norris tortured everyone at the Geneva Convention until they signed the agreement."
set chuck18 "say You are what you eat. That's why Chuck Norris's diet consists entirely of bricks, steel, and the tears of small children."
set chuck19 "say Chuck Norris had conclusive scientific proof that Pi equaled exactly 3, but his dog ate it."
set chuck20 "say When a new word is added to Webster's Dictionary, it must first be spoken through Chuck Norris's lips."
set chuck21 "say Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's cube in 6.7 seconds."
set chuck22 "say Chuck Norris is the benevolent ruler of the sun, but doesn't tell anyone cause he just wants to be a regular guy."
set chuck23 "say Chuck Norris took the Febreeze challenge, but the cops still found the dead babies."
set chuck24 "say Chuck Norris's semen is the cure for aids. Ask Magic Johnson."
set chuck25 "say Chuck Norris can dual wield rocket launchers in Halo 2. Even more impressively, he can also do it in Halo 1."
set chuck26 "say Jesus walked the desert for 40 days and 40 nights without food or water. Chuck Norris did it in an hour."
set chuck27 "say When you hear someone say, "It's raining cats and dogs," watch out. Chuck Norris may have lost his temper again."
set chuck28 "say Few know that in the movie Junior, Arnold Schwarzenegger gave birth to Chuck Norris."
set chuck29 "say After Chuck Norris got an urge to have a midnight snack, the Irish Potato famine ensued."
set chuck30 "say There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live."
set chuck31 "say Crop circles are Chuck Norris's way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the fuck down."
set chuck32 "say There is no I in team. There are two Is in Chuck Norris. Fuck you, team."
set chuck33 "say Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding."
set chuck34 "say Chuck Norris is the only person to ever beat Battletoads without dying."
set chuck35 "say Chuck Norris ran the Boston Marathon in high heels and won."
set chuck36 "say Chuck Norris drinks eight 8 oz. glasses of water per day, mostly so he can mark his territory."
set chuck37 "say Before young bed-bugs go to sleep, they warn each other to not let the Chuck Norris bite."
set chuck38 "say Chuck Norris has had sex in every McDonald's bathroom stall in Vermont. Sometimes while eating Burger King fries."
set chuck39 "say When Chuck Norris puts a seashell to his ear, he hears It's Rain Raining Men by the Weather Girls."
set chuck40 "say All of the socks you lose in the washing machine rest soundly on Chuck Norris's mantle."
set chuck41 "say Chuck Norris is the only living person that knows the Colonel's 11 secret herbs and spices. The Colonel did too, that's why Chuck Norris killed him."
set chuck42 "say Chuck Norris coined the phrase, "I could eat a Horse" after he ate every last unicorn in existence."
set chuck43 "say Chuck Norris once ate the entire cake at a bachelor party before anyone could tell him there was a stripper in it."
set chuck44 "say Chuck Norris is not lactose intolerant, he just refuses to put up with lactose's shit."
set chuck45 "say It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage."
set chuck46 "say Chuck Norris ripped out of all Charlie Brown's hair but left a single strand to remind him one day he'd come back to eat him."
set chuck47 "say When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down."
set chuck48 "say Not only was Chuck Norris the first to shoot a baby out of a cannon, he was the first to eat a high velocity baby shot out of a cannon."
set chuck49 "say Chuck Norris is harmful to radiation."
set chuck50 "say For breakfast, Chuck Norris has blood and the terror of mortal men, and a glass of apple juice."


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bronze 26 Jun 2007, 14:16
Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris.
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d227_speedy 26 Jun 2007, 14:18
CHUCK NORRIS ownz hard :)
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duNzy 26 Jun 2007, 14:24
chuck norris > mystic
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Bartichello 26 Jun 2007, 14:27
it was his lack of beard that got him :o
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rhoc 26 Jun 2007, 14:35
liek 35 years old
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Hope 26 Jun 2007, 14:39
I like hairy men
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FaKy 26 Jun 2007, 15:29
first of all toxic is the most hairy men ever :DDD and also wasn't chuck norris the pupil of bruce lee?
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Scorchiii 26 Jun 2007, 15:46
Chuck Norris knows everything!
Butchji knows more!
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