Music Nazis!

I thought I'd post this too, let's see if you see anything of yourself!


If there's one thing I hate, it's a music Nazi.

Someone who, above all things, loves music: they live, breath and eat it. It's the first, last, and generally only conversation point they ever become engaged in, if it's not about the newest Raging potato fuckers album then they stare out blankly, humming the tune in their minds eye. They refuse to accept that musical taste is a subjective quantity, no, to them music exists in a plane beyond our understand, with their particular genre rising above the rest, throwing its jaundice melody out into the neverending abyss of nothingness which is the musical realm. These people generally form second rate bands, in the hope of participating in the thing which they love most: sadly, they spend little time actually practising, preffering instead to mentally juggle their artistic influences, writing out an autobiography and quoting artists who have inspired them - Their eye for research is untouchable, but they lack any discernable talent.

These people, in general, spend every waking moment refreshing ticket office pages and begging on streets to get money for concert tickets - Of course, not being without their addiction, they listen intently to their 2nd generation oldsk00l ipods, bopping to it's sombre serotonin releasing tunes.They frequent sites such as last.fm, where their main intention is to brag, to whomever will listen, about how they "discovered" a band: discover is what they mean, as if the mighty seas of the internet rocked their boat and ravished their crew, until finally they landed upon the shores of the band, took out their flag, and proclaimed triumphantly of their discovery. Once a band becomes too popular, they claim that they have lost their way, that they music has become stale, or any other myriad complaints: they need, so desperately, to feel unique, that they will discard anything that other people enjoy.

Anyway, i'll probably write more about these people eventually. If you're one of them, I apologise profusely for your shortcomings, and hope that they develop with great haste a cure for retardedness.
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way too long this early in the morning
For some of us, it's merely very late in the night.
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you posted that when it was nearly 9am...
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Yes... very, very late in the night.

EDIT: Actually, it was near 10a.m, you need to set your clock.
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I suppose 7pm is so late in the night that it's nearly...night again!
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Hmmm, no, you've never heard of DSPS? This IS night for me \o/.
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looks like we both live @ australian time :(
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I can't stand people who tell me I should be living on normal people time. Waking up at 6a.m every morning is my idea of hell.
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Depends.

You should just stop caring at the hour you get up or go to sleep, just do it when you want :)

My vision of hell is more like having to get up every day at the same hour, after less than 7 hours of sleep.
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Yeah. Well I have a friend who complains that I'm "waisting my life" by spending 9 hours in bed.
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I believe sleeping has to be appreciated like plenty of others things in life (tasty food, good music, etc etc etc) and taking time to do it properly seems natural :)

So tell your friend she's a Sleeping-lenght nazi.
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It's a she actually! But yeah, she wouldn't accept that sleeping is an important part of life. I think she goes to bed about 1 and gets up at about five, then wonders why she's tired all the time - Although that might be because she's anemic \o/.
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Fixed - I'd say poor her, and because of both :s
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I like the expression "music nazi" :D
You're so sexy <o/
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pff :{ I was kinda hoping you would get mad at me again <o/
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WHINE WHINE WHINE
pls...
There's a drum and bass night at Digital on the last friday of every night: they call it "turbulence". I went to this night once, it wasn't particuarly magical nor inspiring, but there were a few occurences which drew my attention, mainly because they were directed at me; after about 5 minutes, I was asked if I was selling drugs, after 10 minutes I was again asked if I was selling drugs. After 20 minutes I was asked if I wanted ot buy drugs, and after 40 minutes, a strange, narrow pupiled, shabby looking young man with a long face decided he would sit across from me. This vestige of youth, staring mere inches from my face, began raising his eye brows repeatedly, looking over to his friends, then repeating the same motions, over, and over, and over again. After this, I left. To form a conclusion: not only does drum and bass suck, but the only concievable circumstances in which it would not suck are when ones mind is under the influence of psycho active drugs.
read the comment again
His reading skills aren't under question.
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fucku2+readthe first comment2
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I don't see anything wrong with the first comment.
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now its adressed to you + the yerman
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You mean the second comment? I question your basic numeracy skills as well.
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He's a jew, what did you expect? (rl nazi > music nazi)
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Maybe if we labelled the comments with dollar signs, he'd have more luck. Stereotypes rule!
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agreed :]
btw you write too much!
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Probably, but then I type pretty fast now that my keyboard's fixed, so it doesn't take that long!
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jew ? not :[
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hes not a jew, he just wants to be godlike jew, like us, the incredible, jew peoploes.
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Ye , ok you got me (anyway it was my first comment , but fuck it)
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agreed!

third journal about umm, a topic that hasnt been touched yet here at crossfire.. umm... cheaters?
I have a rather long rant about education that I could post, but it isn't really relevant.
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I'd like to read something even remotely relevant.
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Then my rant is not for you.
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post it i'm interested
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Music Nazis :~o

natzi :~<
music nazi
You could say it's comical to name the genre after the tools used to create it. But lets have a look at the other genres, first of all "rock" as in image: rock_gardens_2, second "metal" as in [img=metal]http://adaptivestrategies.com/MotoMetal953.jpg[/
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National Socialist Black Metal.

The true choice.
No. They can infiltrate the goths, but they should stay away from metal :/
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so the black people should play Black Metal

now that makes sense big time
maybe the 'black metal' genre's name is just tribute to these african tribes which gave white men these beautiful instruments
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Quoteso the black people should play Black Metal

now that makes sense big time


Perhaps you could point out where that was actually said, or even alluded to?

Quotemaybe the 'black metal' genre's name is just tribute to these african tribes which gave white men these beautiful instruments


Did you even read the article?

Why do you have an 'Aryan Black Metal' logo in your profile? What is 'National Socialist Black Metal'? Both terms are huge contradictions, I'm guessing you've overlooked that though, in your attempt at being rebelious.
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I dont understand what is the article trying to prove.
Band named SUMMONING trying to clear their name after people calling them evil nazis in youtube ?
oh please

So 'summoning' decides to write page full of crap and make a term/genre NSBM disappear from the world instead of just stating "our political views aren't national socialist"
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I think im a music nazi too:~<

but cant consider it being a negative thing, your description is shallow

music 8 days a week \m/
=o(

Shallow, in what way?
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They aren't so many, are they ?
Sometimes they're few, sometimes they're numerous.
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ARE THEY GOING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD ???????????????
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image: 632158366695805

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lol these pictures are fucking old but fucking lol. Do you have also the other ones?
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i only googled white power :)
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Just because you haven't got the same understanding of music as they do, does that make it eligible to flame them?
It's not about understanding.

"I liked them before they were mainstream!"
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those guys are really retarded, I agree.
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Well, that was the main thing I disliked when I decided to write the article, the rest was just added to flesh it out.
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Then you misunderstood that expression.
Take Green Day for example. I never liked them, but at least i liked them better before they went übercommercial, or "mainstream" if you please. Why?

Because their music changed, in a bad way. I have no problems with bands changing their style, actually i really like it, but when they change it to "please the market", or to sell as many records as possible it defeats the purpose of making music. "American Idiot" is a perfect example of an album that was obviously only made to sell, not to actually be good.

You see what i mean? It's not because "omg now everybody likes them, then i have to hate them", it's because the music actually goes really crappy when there's too much money involved in it.

Edit: Ofcourse there are retards that are image-only. But they're retards.
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I was talking more about those almost underground albums that suddenly shoot to fame, then the people who originally claimed to like the music instantly drop is as though someone just took a diarrhea dump in their hands.
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That's not the people you described in your opening post, but OK.
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Yes, it is. And in any case, I would feel comfortable extending it to the people you described - They are not disliking the music because it sounds bad per se, they are disliking it because of the capatilist machine that drives it.
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I agree that the old green day stuff(Dookie) was a lot nicer, but calling "american idiot" an album, that was made only to sell... I must disagree. Why would a band, after over 10 years of releasing albums, after their compilation-album, suddenly decide to make a record to sell. Yes, the sounds are very mainstream, but that's what happens when you get top-producers and instruments etc. It's not like green day was hardcore-punk before. And the album features some liberal lyrics and theme, if you wan't to make a record to sell, shouldn't you make it some kind of a Britney Spears-album, with random songs with no point...
The point when liberal minded singers start singing songs like "Let's roll"(Neil young, anyone?) about war being something else than the most mindless thing in the world, they've lost it. Not when their sounds get polished up...
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Whatever taste suits you, but i do see a lot of commercialism in american idiot. But it might just be me. A lot of ex-greenday-fans say that pre-MTV-greenday > post-MTV-greenday
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I'm not a green day fan or anything, I just think the ideology behind the album is important, not the people who like it nor the producing. I can't really comment on pre-mtv-greenday > post-mtv-greenday, since the earliest album I've been able to find was "Dookie" from 1994, and back then they were already on mtv. So your friends listened to green day before I was 5 years old, good for them, just impossible for me to comment :P

It's just so normal that when a punk-band gets fame and enough money to eat and get proper gear, they're sound changes. I think the mainstream-hate has gone too fucking far, that's all. Not on green day, I can understand the hate in this case, even I think it shows lack of loyalty. But people pull things out of their asses and use them as arguments. I have read stupid shit like "The Casualties fucking sucks, I've heard that they have hairdressers!" and "Man, The Unseen have sold out, how can they afford to make a video like this", the video was filmed by their friend and all the people in it were friends too. Shit like this makes my puke boil, why must there always be hate, and if you don't think one band is cool anymore, just live with it, don't listen to it, but hating is useless. And people hate Anti-Flag because they can hear their songs on the radio, and in the USA I guess on MTV sometimes... It's rather funny, they think they're image of this underground band only they know is more important than the fact, that A-F's message is being heard by others than the already-punks. Kinda self-centered.

Sex Pistols and The Clash were both on major labels ;)
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I listen to neither Sex Pistols nor Clash, as i'm not much of a punkhead.
I'm not much of a green day fan either, so i shouldn't really say too much. I just used them as an example, they were the first thing that popped up on my mind.

About sound, that's not what it's about. I am a self-proclaimed experienced guitarist myself so i know that more expensive equipment = different sound. But that's not what i was pointing at.

About the rest, i'm not a punkhead so i don't feel able to comment on that.
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Yeah it's fine, I just wanted to tell my motives to fight against the "this and this and this and that and that and that and these bands are mainstream"-hype.

I myself am a bass player and I listen to many different genres of electronic music, punk, indierock("It's not a genre!"), etc.etc. and it would take so much energy for me to keep posing and trying to keep a list of "true" bands and artists which I'm allowed to listen to, so I've decided to fuck all that posing shit and listen to what I like :P When I play bass, my style is very funky, so I'm definitely not a "true punkhead", even I like to think that it's about what you think, not what you look like or listen to.
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Yes, you see a lot of commercialism, thus you dislike it. Is that because commericialism is inherently ugly to your ears, or because you've indoctrinated yourself to hate anything that remotely approaches the mainstream?

Capitalism is the ultimate democracy, you vote with your money: if something appeals to people they will buy it. Now, it depends whether or you subscribe, in subjective matters, to the doctrine that mass acceptance makes something good, my guess is like most humans, you do, although you might be more selective about who constitutes your mass; anyway, if it is so, then making an album to sell and making a good album are one in the same.
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Well even though it did look like it, it was not critisizing capitalism than was my intention with that post. Or well, to some extent it was.

My two underlying criterias for selecting music are these:
* Do i understand it?
* Is there enough depth in it to be worth listening to?

It's not genre-bound, artist-bound, or "made-for-money"-bound. It's just that the music that's made for making money usually don't have the depth i'm seeking. Or it could just be that i don't understand it. And i'm aware that this is a generalization. I can find myself listening to bands like Coldplay, and i have no problem with them being mainstream. But they have music i like.

So it's not because i indoctrinated myself to hate anything that remotely approaches the mainstream.
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You failed to see my point, or was it me who failed to bring it right?
My point was that drum and base is not the only genre that is named after objects.
It doesnt :< Dont be a meanie
Dnb(well, raggajungle) "was born" when some people played their ragga backgrounds at doublespeed, and sang to it. So there was no one saying "hey, let's play this drum and this bass and call it drum n' bass, man are we stupid!". I personally find ragga jungle much more enjoyable than Dnb.
that describes me in some regards, certainly not all though!
screwdriver?!
*Skrewdriver

good band.
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Yeah white power kill the niggers, that's the way to rule this world!? Hitler was right![/sarcasm]
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If everybody would just listen to Merzbow, we wouldn't have these problems...
If everyone would listen to Merzbow, you probably wouldn't think they/he/she are cool anymore!
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Innit sol.
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Nope, it'd still be just noise.
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image: hipster-trap
Yay for my valuable contributions.
hate them too, nazis
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