Chuck Norris Facts

by roca • 20 Jul 2007, 19:38 • Journals
1. "Death once had a near-Chuck-Norris experience."
2. "Chuck Norris once bowled a 300. Without a ball. He wasn't even in a bowling alley."
3. "M.C. Hammer learned the hard way that Chuck Norris can touch this."
4. "Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas."

more @ http://4q.cc/index.php?pid=top100&person=chuck
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joey 20 Jul 2007, 20:42
Who is Chuck Norris?
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pala 20 Jul 2007, 20:44
legend
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joey 20 Jul 2007, 20:44
this 'roundhouse- kick' guy?
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Deactivated5924 20 Jul 2007, 20:45
who is chuck norris?
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Meth 20 Jul 2007, 20:46
OMG PRAISE THE LORD FOR LETTING U INVENT A TIME MACHINE AND GO TO THE FUTURE TO BRING US THIS NOT-YET-WRITTEN-QUOTES-OF-CHUCK-NORRIS BACK TO OUR TIME OMG OMGOGMGO NEWWWW
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roca 20 Jul 2007, 20:52
ty but the honor goes to Chuck imo..
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GsuS 20 Jul 2007, 20:49
If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
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Bruzl4H 20 Jul 2007, 20:52
Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris.
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PhAz 20 Jul 2007, 21:46
haha ye thats a good one :D
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sVANARI 20 Jul 2007, 21:09
"Chuck Norris doesn't need a miracle in order to split the ocean. He just walks in and the water gets the fuck out of the way."

^jESUS :o)
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roca 20 Jul 2007, 21:18
"Chuck Norris can drown a fish."
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WiseBoy 20 Jul 2007, 21:38
more about chukky i love it :D
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Frankiie 20 Jul 2007, 21:47
Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands =D
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PhAz 20 Jul 2007, 21:48
Chuck Norris was originally offered the role as Frodo in Lord of the Rings. He declined because, "Only a pussy would need three movies to destroy a piece of jewelery."
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crajsor 20 Jul 2007, 21:55
Haha that was the best chuck norris i ever seen :DDDDDD
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