joke

i know im annoying but idc xD

***Once there were was a king who ruled a jungle. He liked torturing people. He asked his men to go to a city and kidnapp three men. His men went and kidnapped 3 men and took them to the Jungle

***At the jungle they met the king and they asked why have we been brought here and he replied"You wanna die? If not Im gona kill you! But if you want to survive and go back to you house and do it with your wives you have to do one task for me. They all agreed. The king told them to go search the jungle and find as many fuits as you can but the same type(ex. 10 apples) They went out for the search.

***Not too after the first guy came back with 3 apples. He said to the king "I have brought fruits what do you want me to do now?" The king replied,"Shove em up your A$s1 by 1 with laughing, crying or moving around too much or else my slave will cut your throat." He took off his pants but he could fit them in his A$s so his slave cut his throat. He died and went to Heaven.

***Then later the second guy came back with 10 cherries. He told him the same thing. He put the 1st one in..2nd..3rd...4th..5th..6th..7th..8th..9th..but at the last one he started to laugh like hell sp he got his throat cut and went to heaven.

***In heaven the frist guy met the second guy and said why did you start to laugh you were almost done and could've survived. He replied"I couldn't help it i saw the last guy coming with a bunch of pine apples!
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lol'd :D
haha :DD
Lol, I know that joke for like half a year already, only with 2 ppl and 100 cherries and the 2nd with 100 coconuts :P
humm3l version of an acient joke?
gay joke
this joke is older than jesus
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