so i gots a problem..

1. lost my home keys.
2. they were the only keys left
3. i cant go out cause then i cant get in (w/o crowbar..)
4. i get new keys the friday after next
5. i need to get out of this fuckin shoebox! (w/o having to sleep in some smelly gutter.)
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put a piece of carton between ur door?
yea and go to work/out for hours
Parent
u cant get a key in 24hours? wtf.... poor u. and well put smth between ur door..
'yea and go to work/out for hours'

and, no, i cant get a key. otherwise i wouldnt have probably made a journal
Parent
hmm u live alone? u only have one key. maybe get ur grandma to stay at ur home..
Parent
my grandma has her left leg on the edge of the grave and the other on a banana.
no serious.. i lost all the other 4 keys.

edit': i love my grandma!
Parent
im rly sorry man.. the only chance would be if someone could stay in ur appartment, otherwise i have no "serious" idea
Parent
thanks for support
Parent
so when you were down to your LAST key.. you didn't think to yourself ..
"hmm... hey, self.. might be a cracking idea to make a copy or three of this.. my one last remaining key.. before I lose this one too, since I seem to lose keys a lot." ?
Parent
no? think i should have?
Parent
just a crazy idea, but these are crazy times..
Parent
you are screwed!
thx for info
Parent
open a window at the back or smth
i need 15m rope, and a hook.
Parent
at the second floor and jump like there are cookies down :"DD
Parent
Just call a locksmith and get the locks changed, friday after next is far too long to wait.
ur smart=o
Parent
paperwork, not possible. has to be done that exact way.
Parent
well, if you are in hurry i would get a complete new lock with new keys. Its the expensive way,but the fastest.
as i stated earlier to someone, not possible cause these things have to be done within regulations.
Parent
wtf? are you living in someone elses house or what?
Parent
i live in a rental apartment which has an owner whom to i pay my rents. so hes the guy to do bzzznzzz with
Parent
Well I don't see any other magical solution :(
Parent
you dont have reallife?
you are a complete retard..

is that the first thing your thinking off? Its all about ET in your head?

seriously.. stop this game and see some new things.
yes, this is really serious,,thats why i posted it here


(it is serious though)
Parent
buy a lock and mount it on your door..

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thats easy as fishing with dynamite lockpicking that shit
Parent
with all these replies of yours your giving me the feeling that your an attention whore, just making excuses up for proper idea. Now here's a plan for you, buy a good lock instead of that easy lock mentioned above. Maybe use your phone to call someone/something who could help you.
uhmm what lock u talking about? the one pictured above is easy to open, and i can get my own apartment door open with a knife or something if i dont put it on backlock.

edit and wtf about whoring? all i sees is stupid ass journals and i decided to +1
SO WHATS THE PROBLEM? skim thru
Parent
pack your suitcase, close your door and go to a friend where you can stay till next friday
i just moved in a different city
Parent
and in this time you lost 4 keys
"ok"
Parent
yes?
edit: 3 or 4 passports too, and much else
Parent
I must have lost my sense of humor..
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