George Carlin on religion

heheh.. =D
he is right imo.

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HAHAHAHA "but he loves you" :D

oldie but goldie :p

lool he loves you and he needs money he always needs money xD
he's good for his age :D

so good :D

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This is hilarious too.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=-qmglGWMsdk

true :D

not funny 4 me:<

The more you begin to investigate, what we think we understand, where we came from, what we think we're doing, the more you begin to see we've been lied to. We've been lied to by every institution. What makes you think for one minute that the religious institution is the only one that has never been touched? The religious institutions in this world are at the bottom of the dirt. The religious institutions in this world are put there by the same people who gave you your government, your corrupt education, who set up your international banking cartels, because our masters don't give a damn about you or your family. All they care about is what they have always cared about, and that's controlling the whole damn world. We have been mislead away from the true and divine presence of the universe that men have called god. I don't know what god is but I know what he isn't. And unless and until you are prepared to look at the whole truth wherever it may go whoever it may lead to, if you want to look the other way or if you want to play favorates, then somewhere along the line you're gonna find out you're messing with divine justice. The more you educate yourself, the more you understand where things come from, the more obvious things become and you begin to see lies everywhere. You have to know the truth and seek the truth and the truth will set you free.
But I have got to tell you the truth folks. I’ve got to tell you the truth. When it comes to bullshit… big time, major league bullshit, you have to stand in awe of the alltime champion of false promises and exaggerated claims: religion. Think about it: religion has actually convinced people that there is an invisible man, living in the sky who watches everything you do, every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a special list of ten things that he does not want you to do. And if you do any of these ten things he has a special place full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish. He will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry for ever and ever ‘til the end of time! But he loves you. He loves you. He loves you and he needs money! He always needs money. He’s all powerful, all perfect, all knowing and all wise…somehow, just can’t handle money. Religion takes in billion of dollars, they pay no taxes and they all need a little bit more. Now, you gotta talk about a good bullshit story. Holy shit!

- Zeitgeist the movie (2007)

weeeeeeeew funneh...


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