The Life Of Jamie Turner

Totally TRUE Life of Jamie Turner...

he is a complete goon...
he trys to hard to fit in..
he is over weight, very loud,stupid and white

i like to think im a kinda laid back person and with a hint of coolness..

one day i got the bus to college

when JT comes on...
he weight down half the bus and shouts "YO whats up DOGG" to me
in my head im saying "OMG WTF Hide"
i reply "alright m8" in a soft quite voice hoping no-one on the bus actually thinks i know him...
then he puts his MP3 player on and starts singing £weird al yanovich - Im Fat"
( Michal jackson - Im Bad) piss take.
and he is singing it to the top of his voice every1 is looking at him like retard i felt so
embarrassed so when this journey ended i shot off as quick as possible...

later that day after college he was at work...i don't know where he works at this time until i went to subway and to my surprise he was working there..

i walked in to subway
he works there now.. he says "yo whats up dog how ya hanging my bro everything going down in the hood" im like "yeah whats up m8" over the counter
and behind me in the cue were some nice looking girls..
thats when JT felt like being a bit stupid when he was wearing the plastic gloves he has to wear to put the food together..
then he thought he wouldbe clever to get the VERY HOT (keyword "HOT") tray out the oven
next thing u know he has shouted arghh FUCK! in subway and he is blowing his hands and melted the gloves to him

every1in subway turned around and laughed..

i felt sorry for him but me being me couldn't hold this in
i ran out the subway and literally pissed myself i cried so much a old woman on the street went "are u ok luv?"
i couldn't reply to her.....

SpaM
do what u want lol just thought i couldn't wait to tell me friends tomorrow..