Thankyou Italian farmers...

Situation:
- on way back from a great beach in Pescara, Italy
- the car SATNAV guided us off the road and up a dirt track
- we got stuck
- me and my brother pushed the car 100 meters up this hill
- car clutch broke, smelled horrid
- car rolled back 150 meters
- italian farmer came on a tractor that was half the size of the car, pulling a huge plough
- i pulled out my trusty phrase book and said Ciao! Bastogna di corda per favore!
- farmer grins and pulls out a rope, he has no teeth and garbles something before spitting something that looks like his teeth out, attatches the car to the plough and drags us up this 45 degree steep hill
- we arrived at his farm, his wife was waiting, she gave us a bottle of wine
- we said grazie mille! gave the man some euros and drove off
- as a result the vacation has had more flavour and now i know how awesome italian farmers in the middle of no where are and how awesome tractors are
- some old man is watching me type this, this keyboard has some shit stuck in it

In true Crossfire fashion: dicuss
Comments
23
pics or it didnt happen
the hotel man wont let me touch anything on this PC but the mouse and keyboard :(
Parent
didnt happen then
Parent
wait till i get to my PC USB, all will be revealed
Parent
n1 on story, I can imagine him standing there with all those gums and no teeth lol!
Parent
irc-logs or it didnt happen

btw hi mashed
Parent
Not seen Harold and Kumar go to Whitecastle? He was expecting a reacharound in return tbh..
that movie rox
Parent
respect to Italy
:)))))))

greets to you my lovely mashy
leaving the mainroad is mostly more interesting than the main way...
glad u had or still have fun..
mashed's great italian escape! :)
pics or stfu
nice story, you are on vacation right? kinda dissapointing u have to tell us
you guys are the last people, sorry
Parent
mashy :p
What are you doing in Italy ffs :o
Come to Belgium & visit me :(
gl m8 xD
Pescara :(
Track-ing-tor hax!
Back to top