Anyone read Japanese?

I'm wondering if you could translate this:

image: Initial-D
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***THREAD HICJKING***

INVITE ME TO SOME MORE CLANS PLZ!!!
What the fuck is hicjking?
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thos 2 seconds before you cum
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msg MiRUKU
jump out of window (format)
no
sorry
not funny

this is funny though:

image: elmo
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the first one means: son of a bitch
2nd: pls die
3rd: in a fire
4th: or @ aids
1st 2 signs in the middle is TO and U in hiragana, so TOU (english: asking)
The last sign in the middle says: TANA (english: shop)
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