Toxic Crusaders Strikes Again

MAJOR DISASTER STATS[/u]
Radiation Type: Barkonium 441
Toxicity Level: Moderate
Occupation: Cockroach Killer & Horticulturist

Add from MAJOR DISASTER:
If you're looking for trouble, you found it. The name's Disaster - Major Disaster.
You can call me sir. While working on a top secret military project near a bombed-out bayou,
I fell into a radioactive swamp. Ever since that unfortunate accident, I've been growing
variscose vines. When the army couldn't find a place to plant me, I joined up with Toxie.
A military mind like mine only comes in one size - hideously deformed and super!
With all my radioactive foliage, I'm the best Earth soldier on the planet. I even have power
over plants: I can make tulips and daisies dance.
The body of my bulk is bark, so I'm ready for battle. And every time I encounter Dr. Killemoff,
I wanna tear him limb from limb. That's right - I'm the brawniest Toxic Crusader. And what's
more - I exude chlorophyll, so you know I'm good and clean. In fact, I'm someone to root for.
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!

So yo better watch out beatches, or im gunna get ya!

(DE-TOX TIP: Be like me - plant a tree!)