grrr stockport

so now ur expecting a back from the culb yurnal but ohho no this is much more, like buying some benchwarmer from Gretna and finding him bang in 30 premiership goals. also. why the fuck did they change premiership to premier league. lol gringos

went to watch charlton vs stockport last night in the carling cup. the quality of play was not very good i will give u that, however some positives have since arisen. firstly charlton have this winger called lloyd sam, now he is a joker. that negro can run, jesus. prolly be in the premiership before long. also it ended up being a 7 goal thriller, like 4-3 to charlton!

it seems to me, stockport fans are scum. their women drink more than their men, normally this would be good but you see boys and girls, this women have a girth wider than the tyne bridge, no, scrap that, the golden gate bridge. i thought that one was more fitting as it is red like them.

then i went to my mate's 18th party, at the present time his sister is minted, she paid for a table at boujis (sloane filled club) which was a fucking good laugh and also my first time and probably my last time there. some guy left a receipt at the table next to us for £3000 :/ 1 bottle of cristal (sloane favoured champagne) was like 500 quid, this left your correspondent here rather shocked. also the two royal princes were there. william is a shit dancer! i did not dance with him, do not be alarmed mister trevize.

this was not as enjoyable as the bacon sarnie with extra tomata sowwz i have been consuming whilst writing this nightly fable, join with a cuppa tea and you have a truely kinglike situation. now then, time to ring some stockport fans. gtfo my journal :o)