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I was walking along a high cliff one day and saw a little boy, all alone.
He was crying.
I asked him, "Son, what are you doing up here all alone?"
He replied, with tears in his eyes, "My mum's down there at the bottom. She fell!"
"That's terrible!" I said. "And your dad?"
"He's down there right next to her. He tried to save her and he fell, too!"
"That's awful!" I said.
We shared a quiet moment there, together,
looking out at the sky over that grand cliff.
And then, when he asked me why I was unbuckling my belt, I told him.
"Son, today just isn't your day."
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sicko :DDDDDDDD
SICK BASTARD YOU UNBRIT!
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
LOOL :DDDD
Which of your 30 belts did you unbuckle?
#17, it's in the colour: white, pattern: "nu rave" and has the tags: jeans, bright, eveningwear
Parent
tzzzz....^^
I know the cowboy version with a girl and Indians who burned down the house when a cowboy comes by :DD
When you tell this to someone directly, pull down the zip of your trousers before you tell the last sentence xD
And if im not wearing trousers? :-O
Parent
belgium joke?
I dont get it
'a belgian day'
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