cant stop coughing

I am not sick and not ill, i feel perfectly fine except for the most pathetic fact that i cannot stop coughing and it fucking sucks!!!!!!!!!111111

How to solve please!!!!
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onion tea with honey (not kidding)

if you have no onion tea use warm beer instead
I have a solution that works everytime but a bit disgusting still wanna know it? (this is serious thing)
eat a sugar with vinegar
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Try these two things:
1) Take ginger and milk. Rasp the ginger. Put the pieces in the milk and boil it till it's hot. Do not overcook it. Drink it up while it's hot.
2) Take black pepper(powder form) and honey. Mix it together. Eat it.

I'm 20 years old now. Had enough coughs in the past to verify that these options truly work. However, my mother used to make this for me so she always knew how much of the ingredients she had to use.
So IF you try one of these and it won't work, don't blame me. But more the fact that perhaps you didn't put enough, or put more than was needed.

Good luck and get well soon.
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http://westons.com/acatalog/Online-Catalogue-SAN18M.html

should be able to get it from most chemist, taste fuckin horrible though.
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stop smoking
I know :)

I'm still lolling at you trying to interview the pidgeon btw ;D
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http://youtube.com/watch?v=ABqh9N-Mw5E

what a fucking tune, i might be really drunk now but this song always fires me up
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first time i hear it, beginning is nice, thx for the song!
You went to a party on a sunday evening, or what?
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first night back at uni, party tonight, tommorow, tuesday, wednesday....thursday hungover flight to cdc
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You ever saw Dexter or Traveler?
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some new 'top'-series after lost, prisonbreak, heroes, ..

Just watched last episode of dexter season 1, left me hungry behind for more :o
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I only just got to episode 3 of heroes, looks good waiting for the rest of the series. But....BSG SERIES FOUR IS THE FUCKING SHIT I CANNOT WAIT!!!!!!!!
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Seems like i've two new party songs <o/

(ps: she's hot : < )
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she rly is, just in a strange racist way
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You might wanna delete this comment before an admin reads this and banns you ! (k3k3k3k3)
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CANT BAN MY USERLEVEL - Oh noes!!!! I'm fucking hilter
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Crossfire is doomed ;<
I bet you will brainwash everyone @ CDC
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lol, already have
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k, that's it! not coming to cdc now :<
Have fun explaining fasolka why !
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btw - download new sensation white album, this shit is all there first few songs are bad but the last 10 songs of cd1 and 2 are rly good
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dancedepartment! Ill bring them with me to cdc ;)
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pennicilin cure. If it is a chronic cough then you might start taking this or else it might be too late for the event ;)

The fact that you are not ill points in the direction of a mild irritation of your airways. Call your doctor, he will know in a jiffy.
Might be all of that screaming over Mario Strikers doing it for you. :>
warm milk and honey. or the juice of onion with sugar.
You have Bronchitis (Probably). Go to the Doctor.
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Freshers week?
I have the same but i'm sars boi
Dust in your chest?
stop sucking cocks
Speaking from your own experience? ;))
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Would love to see you coughing at cdc3!
ducktape your mouth for a few hours
solves any health problem
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Don't forget to cover yer nose too.
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kill it with fire!
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