lol, money
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19 Sep 2007, 10:54
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Dear xfire,
Why does the slc want me to prove I'm me? I mean, I am me, at least I'm pretty sure I'm me, maybe I'm not, but still, why won't they give me my fucking money?
Also, who do student accommodation want me to sign shit, stuff like "I will pay the monies!" and "I have the monies to be able to pay the monies!", why can't they just accept that I have no monies because apparently I'm actually a terrorist pretending to be me, trying to gain funds for my weapons of mass lulz?
Anyway, now I have to walk for 15 minutes to sit in a cum stained booth, frequented by emo fucktards and pedophile child snatchers, just so I can get the 5000 pictures that everyone seems to want of me. Then I have to mail a letter, not an e-mail, an actual IRL letter, the kind you stick stamps on with seminal fluid, then I have to post it, in an IRL post box, just so some grubby postman can open it and check it for monies before he forwards it to the university. Luckily I'm an overweight acne ridden nerd, so the chances of him keeping one of the photos for excessive fapping is unlikely, but I'd better send an extra few just in case.
So, anyone heading to university soon? How is your funds situation? Are you nervous about the lack of hookers and beer money, or you responsible and cunning enough to have gotten one of those job things?
Why does the slc want me to prove I'm me? I mean, I am me, at least I'm pretty sure I'm me, maybe I'm not, but still, why won't they give me my fucking money?
Also, who do student accommodation want me to sign shit, stuff like "I will pay the monies!" and "I have the monies to be able to pay the monies!", why can't they just accept that I have no monies because apparently I'm actually a terrorist pretending to be me, trying to gain funds for my weapons of mass lulz?
Anyway, now I have to walk for 15 minutes to sit in a cum stained booth, frequented by emo fucktards and pedophile child snatchers, just so I can get the 5000 pictures that everyone seems to want of me. Then I have to mail a letter, not an e-mail, an actual IRL letter, the kind you stick stamps on with seminal fluid, then I have to post it, in an IRL post box, just so some grubby postman can open it and check it for monies before he forwards it to the university. Luckily I'm an overweight acne ridden nerd, so the chances of him keeping one of the photos for excessive fapping is unlikely, but I'd better send an extra few just in case.
So, anyone heading to university soon? How is your funds situation? Are you nervous about the lack of hookers and beer money, or you responsible and cunning enough to have gotten one of those job things?
ZING!
Accomodation - 3900
so yeh, go figure :(
I leave on saturday
600 isn't too bad for excess, probably need a job though if you want to have enough for shoes and stuff.
The banks break your arms if you use your overdraft too much, I have a friend, "Broken arm bill", who will attest to that.
I remember the ITV and BBC clans, it was fun watching them shit talk each other on their servers.
Quick, where's my tinfoil hat?
what uni u going to ? / to do what?
Just sorted my housing out as well, which was relatively quick. But I'm most likely going to have to borrow money from somewhere just to move in close to the start of term xD