lol, money

Dear xfire,

Why does the slc want me to prove I'm me? I mean, I am me, at least I'm pretty sure I'm me, maybe I'm not, but still, why won't they give me my fucking money?

Also, who do student accommodation want me to sign shit, stuff like "I will pay the monies!" and "I have the monies to be able to pay the monies!", why can't they just accept that I have no monies because apparently I'm actually a terrorist pretending to be me, trying to gain funds for my weapons of mass lulz?

Anyway, now I have to walk for 15 minutes to sit in a cum stained booth, frequented by emo fucktards and pedophile child snatchers, just so I can get the 5000 pictures that everyone seems to want of me. Then I have to mail a letter, not an e-mail, an actual IRL letter, the kind you stick stamps on with seminal fluid, then I have to post it, in an IRL post box, just so some grubby postman can open it and check it for monies before he forwards it to the university. Luckily I'm an overweight acne ridden nerd, so the chances of him keeping one of the photos for excessive fapping is unlikely, but I'd better send an extra few just in case.

So, anyone heading to university soon? How is your funds situation? Are you nervous about the lack of hookers and beer money, or you responsible and cunning enough to have gotten one of those job things?
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EKA :D:D:D xD
Is that like the KKK but for dyslexic Scandinavians?
Parent
i didnt get it
Parent
Your sister did.

ZING!
Parent
Maintenance Loan - 4500
Accomodation - 3900

so yeh, go figure :(

I leave on saturday
Do you not get free monies for the university? You usually get them for being exceptionally poor or exceptionally smart.

600 isn't too bad for excess, probably need a job though if you want to have enough for shoes and stuff.
Parent
Well I'm neither exceptionally poor/smart, shef website says I'm entitled to 400 quid bursary but its still not a great deal. I'll have to get a job and use my overdraft I suppose.
Parent
Sheffield had a 1000 grant if you got AAB or AAA, forget which.

The banks break your arms if you use your overdraft too much, I have a friend, "Broken arm bill", who will attest to that.
Parent
yeh but I got BBC lol;D
Parent
Like the broadcast station? If you get a decent job money isn't really a problem, only with that, drinking, drugs, and all the loose women you can shake a fleshy stick at, not much time to actually get a degree.

I remember the ITV and BBC clans, it was fun watching them shit talk each other on their servers.
Parent
=BBC= server was great, also used to find it funny how there was a BBC and an ITV
Parent
There were mortal enemies too, ITV were german though so didn't really get the joke.
Parent
How do we know it's you who wrote this journal and not someone pretending to be you? Maybe some undercover agent who's trying to lure us into a trap, in order to arrest and torture us?

Quick, where's my tinfoil hat?
Wanna come in my party van!?
Parent
I haven't done it yet lolkino, I need some fapping fodder.
haha i love you sockeh :D

what uni u going to ? / to do what?
Nottingham for theoretical physics, I chose it for the women.
Parent
well it sure isnt for the excitment that that course sounds like it entails.
Parent
I'm currently -1500 (full overdraft spent). I just sent back my first part of the student loan, and since I switched course I need another form to change details with the SLC not that it would affect what I would get anyway, but it will most likely delay me getting the money regardless.

Just sorted my housing out as well, which was relatively quick. But I'm most likely going to have to borrow money from somewhere just to move in close to the start of term xD
lucky shits! uni's finished for me so ive gotta do the 9-5 crap for the rest of my life like everybody else. Still i might go back in a few years and do the first year of some bullshit pointless course like media studies instead of taking holidays.
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