A confession...

I've been thinking that it's probably time to come clean about this whole charade, some of you might have figured it out by now, but most of the comments around the site lead me to believe that alot of you are clueless. So anyway, here it is. If you don't believe it all you have to do is check the facts for yourself.

(slightly long, but worth a read)

About 2 years ago I was fakenicking in a private irc room, it's the kind of room that no one really talks about unless you're involved in the scene. In it were most of the prominent members of the community at the time, not the players, just the guys who run everything: clanbase, warleagues, etc. Don't ask me how I got the details to the room, I don't really want to give out that kind of information since it could get certain people removed from their positions, not a big deal but they're friends. Anyway, I noticed a few names that I didn't recognise idling around, they were talking about some pretty controversial ideas regarding the direction of ET, who should run it, what rules, competitions, etc, there were a few guys from quakecon in there too, but I'll get to the talk a bit later; the guys I didn't recognise, I felt kind of out of the loop, so I googled them. The first page was a link to the netcoders website, I can't remember the url, it might have been the same as it is now, but the usernames stood out as mods on the board. It's at this point that my mom got scared, she said "You're moving with your antie and your uncle in bel air", I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and it had a dice in the mirror, If anything I could say that this cab was rare but I thought now forget it, yo home to bel-air. I pulled up to a house about seven or eight, and I yelled to the cabby yo, holmes, smell you later, looked at my kingdom I was finally there, to settle my throne as the prince of bel-air.

Anyway, I hope this enlightened you as to the state of ET at the moment, that's all.
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Did I ruin your insider knowledge fapping?
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what do you study?
In about a week I'll be studying theoretical physics.
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1st semester sucks
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I figure it'll just be recapping the stuff I learned at school, which is a good thing since I forgot most of it to make room for random internet memes.
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no it will be much more as u learned in the school
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conspiracy
Luckily I had my tinfoil hat right next to me.
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I lost mine when I went spelunking for ufo's.
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so basicaly, you want to tell us you are black?
Only on the inside, on the outside I get all the benefits of not getting the shit beaten out of my by police.
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2lazy2read sori :<
LOL these make me laugh every time.
You know what's annoying, I was going to make it much longer and more elaborate, but I really didn't think anyone would bother reading it, and most of the people who would are the kind of people I don't want to wind up.
even at this length, it's already tl;dr for the average crossfire user

sage
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Haha, man, have you checked out wikichan? There's an invasion called "meez".

Oops, it's lurkmore, heres the link http://lurkmore.com/wiki/index.php?title=Meez
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Yes I knew. Imagine if I registered that domain when I originally wanted to. That godawful website would never have been made... or at least it wouldn't have been called Meez.com :(
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I think you should sue, or at least pretend to sue with a fancy legal document about cats.
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Most excellent idea. Time for some copypasta from thepiratebay legal page, carelessly edited and spammed off to [email protected]
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Personally I only send legal threats in bitmap format.
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hahahahahahahaaaahah
i want my 20 seconds back
I takes about 20 seconds to unzip and set up for a good fap, walk around naked all day and you'll get back those 20 seconds. Glad to help.
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no its lost to time and space itself never to be retrieved or found EVER!
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Kind of like what the world wishes would happen to Australia, I get you.
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to much to read :<
i laijk! bust?
No idea what you were trying to say, but thanks!
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He did the mash
He did the monster mash
The monster mash
It was a graveyard smash
He did the mash
It caught on in a flash
He did the mash
He did the monster mash
HE DID THE MASH
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HE DID THE MONSTER MASH
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HE DID THE MASH
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Its funny that a community so white ! still open is for jokes wich has something postive to do with black people
Fucking racist.
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Im black ....
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Oh, right, I forgot that black people can't be racist. Sorry.

The reasons I said that you're a fucking racist, isn't because I think you're actually a racist, I was just pointing out the fact that the joke has nothing to do with race at all, and bringing race into something is generally the hallmark of a racist. If you're not racist, race doesn't matter at all.
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u hate white people, admit ittttttttttttt
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well i dont, but most of the time ...the community makes black negative jokes ...wich realy doesnt hurt me in anyway orso ...but makes me less likely to read those journals...but when i red this journal it really made me laugh...and this joke had something to do with a very respected black person in the black community
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wait, wait, i dunno if i got this right, but did u just say that theres a black version of the crossfire community?
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dont even want to comment on that
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I really didn't factor race into it, but I'm glad it made you laugh.

Racism is pretty rife throughout this site, but then it is the internet. There's plenty of white jokes too, but you're right, the majority of race jokes are placed upon the black community. I think, though, that's more indicative of the fact that the majority of this community is white: if you were to visit a black gaming forum, or something, white people would probably be the butt of most of the race jokes, and they would feel just as alienated.
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Good point !
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names or it didnt happen
Tits or GTFO.
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dont get it, tbh
Your sister did though.

ZING
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ok, so you wrote some shit that sounds like you want to reveal a big conspiracy in ET and then finished it with some Prince of Bel Air rap that only english people will understand/recognize.
great, I will laugh later.
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It's an internet thing, you post something that everyone is really interested in, something so intriguing that the have to keep reading, and then just when it starts to get interesting, you start the rap. It's kind of like the rick rolled phenomenon, except much more effective.

Oh, and you're German, so unless your user name is flyingDJ I don't really expect you to laugh, ever.
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So.. your point beeing?

The top et scene consists out of cheaters?
Wow. Fucking wow.
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Well, that was pretty old wasnt it?
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Did you even read the whole thing? Are you trying to be intentionally dense in a comedic way, misleading me and then finally screaming "Aha! I got you" because I didn't relaise that you're not actually an idiot? If so, then you should probably change your flag. If not then... wow, fucking wow.
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As a matter a fact I did read the whole journal. But why dont you just write the essentials in stead of blabbering about private irc channels. And insulting people over the internet is indeed really _wow_.
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So you read the whole fresh prince of bel-air thing, and didn't realise it was a joke? You know, the type of thing you lol at every now and then?

Epic fail.
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Well, i stopped reading as soon as i read the first "prince of bel air sentence". Still, some of the players in the current ET scene are cheaters.
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You do realise that I made up that entire story to lead people into the fresh prince of bel air line, that was the whole point, I wasn't actually saying anything, it was all just build up, wetting the appetite so the let down was so much more agonising?

Like I said, wow.
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ENOUGH

lets just play wow
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You can, but I feel it's my duty to remind you that it's actually a game, you aren't controlling real people. You seem to miss the point of things quite easily.
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And why are you replying so freeking serious?

you're still a:

image: sok
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Because it's serious business.
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Already did, then he touched me in my naughty place.
You need to come see me @ cdc
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I would but I need to practice my fresh prince rapping skills.
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You are smart... :D
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i dont understand
Don't worry, the government will provide for you.
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i got it now, when i watched that youtube! =)
who would remmeber the name of the show that was in TV 10 years ago in Poland? ^^
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I thought you were Irish.
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My government wont provide for me.
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Not if you're polish they won't. Come to britain and take our jobs, we're too lazy anyway.
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Well, I only heard good things about Ireland (many Poles are there :P) but still I prefer to go to France than to UK/Ireland.
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ah, and I only live in Poland, im Algerian
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An Algerian, living in Poland, pretending to be Irish? Sounds like the beginning of a really shitty joke.
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I dont pretend to be Irish, I just like Irish flag, the colours.
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this journal made me realise just how many stupid people there are on crossfire, and i'm not talking about the author. ><
how somebody who has never watched that show (cause that body is younger than that show :D) can have any clue whats going here.
e.g. me, when I only read the first few words in the sentence "It's at this point that my mom...", I found out that it isnt serious, but still I didnt understand what is the point of that, because I barely watched that show, only when I came for a moment to the room with TV. And Im not sure if I saw the beggining song more than twice then...
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It's a pretty famous show, so it gets repeated alot on shitty cable channels along with the softcore porn, most people have seen it at some point.
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I bet most of cF 13yo boyos prefer watching manga or even that softcore porn than prince of bel-air =)
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i grew up with that show (emo)
I tipe an' spelll co-rectly n i use all teh correct grammaz on da i/net so i luks smart but actualie i ar a NERD.
Actually, I touch type so, it's faster for me to use ma fingar memories to type da real words.
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Oh noes, the horror, my world collapses :'<
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