Best CDC excuses

by ILikeTurtles • 19 Sep 2007, 17:03 • Journals
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Quote by Scorchiii on 19/09/07, 06:46:07

löl i was the whole weekend sick. My parents wont let me fly if i am still sick. Now I stayed@home and tried to manage my immunsystem gg


share your favorite excuses and win some nice pr0n account
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tALi 19 Sep 2007, 18:04
gute besserung!
[Ger]
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ILikeTurtles 19 Sep 2007, 18:05
Stirb an Husten !
[Ger]
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tALi 19 Sep 2007, 18:11
Also, ich finds gut was er macht stell dir mal vor er hat ne schlimme erkältung und würde kommen ?
dann würden sich alle anstecken und xfire wäre wie leergefegt wenn alle wieder zuhause sind :<
danach würde tosspot pleite gehen & sich nix mehr zu essen kaufen können etc :<
also da hängt richtig viel aufm spiel, vorbildlicher junger mann!
[ger]
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kazzema 19 Sep 2007, 18:04
My brother is sick so i can't come. (c) perfo
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slajdan 19 Sep 2007, 20:46
perfo was there and he was the only one that played better @ the lan that I know of.
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reAz 19 Sep 2007, 18:05
optimal is sick as well.
we should ban him.
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ILikeTurtles 19 Sep 2007, 18:07
I never said that they are hacking or smth like this.
& I think its a difference if a nice guy getting sick, then some hacker with a IQ under 90
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reAz 19 Sep 2007, 18:15
I know arc <3
but I said that opti is hacking.
bout the rest i dont care.
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kholic 19 Sep 2007, 18:07
this one is classic
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ILikeTurtles 19 Sep 2007, 18:08
He is allready 18 .. :D
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quebratolas 19 Sep 2007, 18:08
i am grounded
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KeysrFloyd 19 Sep 2007, 18:10
i lolled, my cat is ill can't go
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Kristoffersson 19 Sep 2007, 18:58
I certinly wouldnt go if my cute cat and friend was dieing :((
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KeysrFloyd 19 Sep 2007, 19:17
ill is not the same as dieing
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pupupup 19 Sep 2007, 18:10
Hahah keep them coming. :b
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Superboyy 19 Sep 2007, 18:12
hahahahaha
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Cru3lzor 19 Sep 2007, 18:12
unexpected!
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caej 19 Sep 2007, 18:16
lold :)
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ven0m 19 Sep 2007, 18:18
who focking cares if he doesnt came... he just will suck so care...
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mesq 19 Sep 2007, 18:20
nice english. btw, like rocky? :D
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ven0m 19 Sep 2007, 18:21
ja hij zoog ook omdat ik er niet bij was als mentall coach
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swas 19 Sep 2007, 18:53
lekker bezig met je engels ! :))
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ven0m 20 Sep 2007, 09:01
ofc die engelse moeten maar nederlands gaan leren
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dee3 19 Sep 2007, 18:21
i got lost in amsterdam

or

i accidentally flew to malawi
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Quinne 19 Sep 2007, 18:23
ok this is my "exuse": last week i broke my arm and my parents are not willing to let me drive 250+ km with my car :<
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vila 19 Sep 2007, 18:26
Danone : my father had a car accident and my mother can't stand anymore on her legs , so i have to stay home.
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huumeantti 19 Sep 2007, 18:30
: DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD








dont ban me pete
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slajdan 19 Sep 2007, 18:34
It's this unexpected week with lots of debts, and my 8 brothers and 9 sisters also needs money for rent and stuff. And my parents must go with me and I must travel with SAS with a last minute ticket that is 300€ more because that is what I do.
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mstk 19 Sep 2007, 18:46
not even funny, soz :-/
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bullvox 19 Sep 2007, 18:52
"they didnt allow me to take my rifle cam with me on the plane, so i went back home"

is this a good one?
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schNee 19 Sep 2007, 18:52
i got a gf and she wants sex. it will be first time for me. so me cant come, sry
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swine 19 Sep 2007, 18:57
you can fuck me
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ILikeTurtles 19 Sep 2007, 19:19
no good deal imo :XD
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Hope 19 Sep 2007, 19:44
That's just a sad attempt to get laid swine!
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swine 19 Sep 2007, 19:46
been there, done that.
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Keytaro 19 Sep 2007, 18:52
missed my fly because I was sick and my parents stopped me at the airpost! I still wanted to go there, but LOL, aliens arrived!!! Then, army came with their tank and I'm actually @ the hospital.
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Kristoffersson 19 Sep 2007, 18:59
Start journal @ Thursday "OMG PHAT PARTIE 2NIGHT GONNA DRINK SO MUCH THEN GO AND OWN @ CDC OMGOMG"

Stay home with curtains drawn.

Start journal @ Monday "LOOL BCK OFRM TEHE CLBU :DXOXXD WSO DIRNK"
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Baggiez 19 Sep 2007, 19:31
lol @ 'bck ofrm tehe clbu'
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Sal 19 Sep 2007, 19:45
ha haha ha hahaha :D!!
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ton1 20 Sep 2007, 18:28
We will attend anyway with jaN and Scorch !
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