Im surely a good soldier

I rly must be a damn good soldier, if two countries want me to serve them in their armies.

First, on vacations I got the letter from Algerian Embassy saying they want me to faire un service national pour pay de mon pere!

And today i recieved a letter from Citizen Affairs Department of Poland. They wrote that I have to go to the city hall, so they can zarejestrowac przedpoborego.

looks like someone has finally noticed my fragging skills.
they shouldnt take me as im going to studies but what after the studies?
omg dont want to go to armyyyyyyyy =(

(and i wont =), I have asthma, alergia, this kind of stuff, so ill prolly get some D category or smth like that :P)

have a pleasant evening =)
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maybe there arent enough volunteers. :p
you should volunteer
Parent
no wai. i hate wars n stuff. i wouldnt go there and kill ppl.
Parent
who talk about fighting...

how is your coffee making skillz :~>?
Parent
-.-
yeah girls have to cook n stuff and guys have to work or what do u wanna tell me??
Parent
:((

i will explain, in the army if a girl isnt fighting, she is a clerk :S for some officer.

and one of their jobs is to make coffee :-)
Parent
well this doesnt sound like an exciting job, so no thx. :D
Parent
2bad4u

im sure i will get the best coffee maker out there :D
Parent
but when you're done, you can tell your friends "you know, I was in army!"
Parent
imo it isnt smth to be proud of...
Parent
but its something worth mentioning
Parent
every day, you kill many people though the Internet.
Parent
at et u mean? its fiction not real
Parent
dont be so serious, please =(
Parent
internethero
I got my letter too but I wasn't noticed by Algerians somehow :P

Btw it's spelled "przedpoborowego"
wiem, pisalem szybko :)
Parent
mmmm maybe if your father were born in algeira, then you would prolly get such announcement :)
Parent
is it a methaphor about how an army will catch me? :D
Parent
yea u got it :D
Parent
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