What if god was a rocker?
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21 Sep 2007, 18:02
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Ciao from Italy on a gay laptop. I had a conversation witha friend how the bible looks like when god was a rocker.
Let me know some funny stuff what will hapend when god was a rocker.
- His son Jezus would turn water into beer
- Jezus would hang on his cross with his hands like \m/ \m/
- Moses would splitt the sea by headbanging
Any more?
Let me know some funny stuff what will hapend when god was a rocker.
- His son Jezus would turn water into beer
- Jezus would hang on his cross with his hands like \m/ \m/
- Moses would splitt the sea by headbanging
Any more?
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instad he create us as we today, and we decide for our self.
he gave us the tools we need.
we build weapons-so we use them for war.
we build cars-so we get our self killed.
we all have the tools, but every one decide what to do with them :O
np.
who comes before you?
your parents gave you life, and their parents gave them life...
so if we go way back :D
there must be some thing who is devine, God.
every one of us was create by some one before us.
if you go way way back, there must be some thing that no one can create, an higher power :P
this is god.
but there is must be one thing that cannot be born in order to bring every thing that you see today.
this thing is good.
and btw we came from sea animals who came to land and then evolve to land creature :P
who comes before you?
your parents gave you life, and their parents gave them life...
so if we go way back :D"
ever heard of evolution theory? pls su jew
you missed the whole point.
read again and realize
seems to you never heard about evolution theory! You will realize there aint a god lol
you evolved from some thing, if you go way back there must be some thing that cannot be born in order to create every thing you see today.
any way think what ever you want.
Why Adam and Eva got a belly button at the pictures? That is impossible if no one cuts off the umbilical cord and they are both shaped at the same time. So who did this? i suppose you say god LOL
god first create Adam, then he saw he was alone, so he took a bone from his ribs and creat Eva.
this explain alot.
But religion is sooooo eleventh century. People back then were even dumber than they are now. Give the people a story about a subject they do not understand, and they will believe you. No questions asked. Religion is a belief-system. Nothing more. Too bad the Scripture also contains some truth, or truth mixed up with fantasy. Sadly it kind of explains the great succes of christianity and judaism.
Overigens is mij het televisie-programma 'De Gouden Kooi' mij niet zo bekend. Maar aangezien de Nederlandse televisie zich sinds Big Brother in een diep dal bevindt, lijkt het mij buitengewoon aannemelijk dat een politiek spel tussen een voormalig bijzonder hoogleraar en voormalig VVD'er Geert Wilders voor meer vertier zal zorgen dan het hedendaagse amusentenaanbod. Roep je mij als het zo ver is? Dan zet ik alvast de frituurpan op, met de gebruikelijke bitterballen en een sausje.
belive what ever you belive, i can give you proofs that god does exist and i can talk about that the whole day.
You can FEEL his presents? You FEEL warmth?
You think the world is so complex that is has to be designed by a higher and divine power? Then once again: if you don't understand something, it doesn't mean there is something divine behind it all. Just an explanation we do not (yet) understand.
But I do feel sorry for you. It were probably your parents that started brainwashing you at the age of 5, just like your parents were brainwashed by your grandmother and father. My school tried the same thing. Luckily I thought that splitting oceans, fireballs from the sky and traveling 40 years to a place was a bit strange.
then again, I lie !
The man who healed the lame.
Well, I am Jesus' brother,
Craig is my name.
Jesus is the Prince of Peace.
Jesus is the Lamb.
Jesus is the Son of God,
But Craig don't give a damn.
Because when Craig's in sight,
We'll party all damn night.
I don't turn water into wine,
But into cold Coors Light.
I'm not my brother, I know,
Don't walk on H2O,
But I got hydroponic shit
That me and Judas grow.
I'm fuckin Craig.
I'm fuckin Craig.
I'm fuckin Craig.
Craig Christ.
I hang out with lepers,
Barabbas, and Salome.
Jesus' friends are called Apostles -
Those dudes are totally gay.
Jesus performs miracles,
From Galilee to Rome.
But it would be a miracle,
If he brought a fuckin lady home.
Because while Jesus is prayin,
Fuckin Craig is layin,
Every lady in the Testament,
You know what I'm sayin'?
I won't die for your sin,
Like my famous kin.
But if you've got a little sister,
Then there's room at this inn.
I'm fuckin Craig.
I'm fuckin Craig.
I'm fuckin Craig.
Craig Christ.
Jesus was our mothers fave,
All her love to him she gave.
But there's no sibling rivalry,
When he's nailed to that tree.
And now the question for you,
Is not "What Would Jesus Do?"
But where will you be
When the Craig Machine comes partyin' through?
And if the Lord will allow,
You got to ask yourself how,
And who and why and when and where
Is your messiah now?
It's fuckin Craig.
Fuckin Craig.
Fuckin Craig.
I'm fucking Craig.
Craig Christ.
Craig Christ.
Craig Christ.
I'm fuckin Craig.
he tries to tell me what i put inside of me
he's got the answers to ease my curiosity
he dreamed a god up and called it christianity
god is dead and no one cares
if there is a hell i'll see you there
he flexed his muscles to keep his flock of sheep in line
he made a virus that would kill off all the swine
his perfect kingdom of killing, suffering and pain
demands devotion atrocities done in his name
god is dead and no one cares
if there is a hell i'll see you there
your god is dead and no one cares
if there is a hell i'll see you there
god is dead and no one cares
if there is a hell i'll see you there your god is dead
god is dead and no one cares
and no one cares drowning in his own hypocrisy
and if there is a hell i will see you see you there
burning with your god in humility
will you die for this?
I say fuck you christians - religion in general