"Funny" game

Well i don't know if you guys find this funny but i was remembering some lines from a local newspaper where people make some jokes in to promote certain things.

Example :

Wanted: Right shoe , because left shoe feels bored

For sale : Annoying dad that doesn't let you eat cookies while watching TV.

Single : D. Ick looking for a pussy to keep him warm in cold days and when he's lonely.

Do you know any in those criteria or can you make up some yourself?

give it a go if your interested , if not , reply on the ET:QW news to flame.
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Normally im super awesome at this shit but for some reason now's not the time !
haha n1 :D
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my ass bleeds after I have had sex
In future stop shoving shovels up your ass
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i dont get it
i dont get it
about:blank
if if if... if my cat was a horse i would ride up the tree!
Wanted: polish, because I want a shiny care.
nice one
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