junk mail compotition :~>

post here your most wierd and funny junk mail, you have ever recive :D

Quote by junkHave they ever told you this, "God! Your penis is so small!"?
Didn't you feel stupid?
Don't let girls prefer vibrator to you! Megadik will bring you to your sexual dreams! You just have to trust this magic preparation!
"Oh! Your penis is so large!" Isn't that what you just love to hear?
Soon you'll be the only one ladies will dream about! Megadik is your real cure!

Here is the necessary link
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lol'd

FIRST
i laugh at "You just have to trust this magic" :D
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"Oh! Your penis is so large!" Isn't that what you just love to hear?


girls already say it =D
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i thought you are into boys :D
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fuck busted =/

well im going bisexual im going to be selfish and fuck girls and boys (theodor)

xD
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count me out plzzzz =D
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lol :d
WTF ! just saw this [ger]

QuoteLieber Freund,

Ich vermute das diese E-Mail eine Überraschung für Sie
sein wird, aber es ist wahr.

Ich bin bei einer routinen Überprüfung in meiner Bank
(Standard Bank von Süd Afrika) wo ich arbeite, auf einem Konto
gestoßen, was nicht in anspruch genommen worden ist, wo derzeit $12,500,000
(zwölfmillionenfünfhundert US Dollar) gutgeschrieben sind.

Dieses Konto gehörte Herrn Manfred Becker, der ein Kunde in unsere Bank
war, der leider verstorben ist. Herr Becker war ein gebürtiger Deutscher.

Damit es mir möglich ist dieses Geld $12,500,000 inanspruch zunehmen,
benötige ich die zusammenarbeit eines Ausländischen Partners wie Sie,
den ich als Verwandter und Erbe des verstorbenen Herrn
Becker vorstellen kann,damit wir das Geld inanspruch nehmen können.

Für diese Unterstützung erhalten Sie 30% der
Erbschaftsumme und die restlichen 70% teile ich mir
mit meinen zwei Arbeitskollegen, die mich bei dieser
Transaktion ebenfalls unterstützen.

Wenn Sie interessiert sind, können Sie mir bitte eine E-Mail schicken,
damit ich Ihnen mehr Details zukommen lassen kann.

Schicken Sie bitte Ihre Antwort auf diese E-Mail
Adresse:[email protected]

Mit freundlichen Grüßen

RICHARD ODOGWU.

lmao
plz ger isnt allowed :D


transltate it :(
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there is a guy who wants to give me 30% of $12,500,000
if i help him ... i shall send him an email for more informations....wtf
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say yes :>
any buy me a cookie
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lol if this is true im the stupidest person on earth xD

nahnah...i go to footballtraining bb all
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come on say yes !
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er sollte mal auf geeignete Morphologie, Interpunktion und sonstige grammatikalische Feinheiten achten ...
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then do it lol
well they have not told me this, so i dont need it :O
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funny mails u receive! :~>
i get 1 junk mail every 2-3 month :O
some how spammers doesnt like israel :(
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but i like it! <3
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you spciel :O) <3
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I dont get junk mails because I'm not publishing my email everyplace I go. Also I'm not opening, I dont need virus kthxbb.
if you surf in the inernet you are letting traces there (becuase of cookies and stuff) and starting from this the spam enterprises will send you these emails

For internet explorer (who visit pr0n sites) users only
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Firefox, np4me
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finally someone who is intelligent. Just wanted to mention that
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yea but i remmember i saw a video about who send those spam mail, and its much more comlicated then that :D
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