New Maddox

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=fashion

Top quality as always.

"I'm sure a man invented this style, because it's damn near impossible to think of a combination of heads and vaginas that isn't rad, but this shirt is proof that even an idea as inherently cool as giant vaginas and heads coming out of them can be made lame."

"My friend and I were drawing new Mega Man characters, and I drew a giant vagina, except in the middle was a giant eye so it kind of looked like a cyclops with a meaty head, and I called him VagEYEna Man."
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this guy deserves a medal!
it is teh best!
was reading that some minutes ago xD

So I'm going to do what few people—few men—have ever done by criticizing you. Sure, you may be thinking "but Maddox, people criticize women's fashion all the time!" Yes, but not men, and definitely not badasses like me....

brilliance.
i am maddox.

dont tell no body :)
funny stuff ;)
He forgot one thing about red lipsticks tho: the red colorant used in these lipsticks is made out of scale insects. Yummy!
While I don't agree with everything he says he is a legend ;D
Crocs are a big pile of shit though. Some people where I work wear them. That's fair enough as the floor can get quite wet so if you have flimsy shoes on your feet can get wet (talking about women here).
But I've seen people wearing these as actual shoes. Fucking shitty ;D
Vaguely remember Something Awful pwning that nub.
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