This eternal accusation against Christianity I shall write upon all walls, wherever walls are to be found - I have letters that even the blind will be able to see... I call Christianity the one great curse, the one great intrinsic depravity, the one great instinct of revenge, for which no means are venomous enough, or secret, subterranean and small enough, - I call it the one immortal blemish upon the human race...
God gave men a penis and a brain, but only enough blood to run one at a time.
A friend is someone who sees through you and still enjoys the view.
The most successful people are those who are good at plan B
A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort...
There are two kinds of scientific progress:
the methodical experimentation and categorization which gradually extend the boundaries of knowledge, and the revolutionary leap of genius which redefines and transcends those boundaries. Acknowledging our debt to the former, we yearn nonetheless for the latter.
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and read those ones http://www.bashfr.org/ can't stop laughing
F.W. Nietzsche
LOLed so hard! oh wait...I felt more like sorry for him.
A friend is someone who sees through you and still enjoys the view.
The most successful people are those who are good at plan B
A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort...
There are two kinds of scientific progress:
the methodical experimentation and categorization which gradually extend the boundaries of knowledge, and the revolutionary leap of genius which redefines and transcends those boundaries. Acknowledging our debt to the former, we yearn nonetheless for the latter.
that IS the funniest quote