what if?!?!

by Qke • 30 Oct 2007, 19:31 • Journals
agressive ducks came into your house and attacked you

what would you do?
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rahula 30 Oct 2007, 19:31
I'd find this journal and say something
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koek 30 Oct 2007, 19:33
Grab my kitchenknifes and make a mad feast.
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edison 30 Oct 2007, 19:33
i would run outside with my keys go back inside and close the door and windows ? :P
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aQUTE 30 Oct 2007, 19:33
i would attack them back and have roasted duck for quite a while (depending how many ducks would attack me ofc)
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LethalChicken 30 Oct 2007, 19:33
i'll take out my k43 and shoot
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sHiZo 30 Oct 2007, 19:35
knife + grill them
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Novi 30 Oct 2007, 19:35
Grab my knife and run away... everyone runs faster with the knife blatent :O
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MYSTIFY 30 Oct 2007, 19:38
pf aka panzaAaabombaaaAaaAaa!!!

booooooooooom headshot xD
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Niki0o 30 Oct 2007, 19:40
if they are humanoid ducks :o I would sap first one, after that crit 666k with my ambush, kill one with sinister strike spam and eviscerate to the end, then couge one and then backstab it, then vanish and ambush again, then only one left, i got 5% hp left and hes the boss duck! suddenly healer from neighbour house (priest living there) healcrit me 100000000 (my maxhp) and i do riposte to that bossduck and then hes unarmed for 6 secs! it only misses or i parry/dodge hes attacks. and while unarmed i keep spamming sinister strike, Then vanish cooldown is over and i do vanish and do Cheap shot and then i got five combo points and after that i do Kidney Shot when hes not anymore under effect of Cheap Shot i do Kidney Shot and hes again stunned and i do backstab and he got only few hundred hp left normal attacks and it dies!

Liek my plan?
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sean 30 Oct 2007, 19:47
rogue addict :<
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Niki0o 30 Oct 2007, 19:48
rogues ownz!
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sean 30 Oct 2007, 19:49
True.

Nice choice of class. I respect that. Cookie for you.
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Niki0o 30 Oct 2007, 19:50
Thanks for cookie! Chocolate on it? :> Some extra to me ? ;>
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sean 30 Oct 2007, 19:51
Yea, it's got chocolate. Only white chocolate though.

DAMN YOU RACIST COOKIE. BAN. :<
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Niki0o 30 Oct 2007, 19:52
compromise! half white half normal ? : >
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Qke 31 Oct 2007, 07:36
just lol m8 xd
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Niki0o 31 Oct 2007, 14:13
Why ? :<
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Qke 31 Oct 2007, 16:57
your story xD about what you would do :P
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Niki0o 31 Oct 2007, 21:09
was it naijz?
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foo 30 Oct 2007, 19:40
i'd get the wok on
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azznr 30 Oct 2007, 19:40
i'd make a escape portal!
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Niki0o 30 Oct 2007, 19:50
To iron forge?
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riXzs 30 Oct 2007, 19:51
you sir, are thinking with portals.
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butchji 30 Oct 2007, 19:43
Make a journal on Crossfire.nu
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Quazz 30 Oct 2007, 19:44
My cat would eat them
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kaze 30 Oct 2007, 19:47
My frog would eat them otherwhise I'll put my hax on and dindinding
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sean 30 Oct 2007, 19:48
LOUD NOISES.
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vaGgi 30 Oct 2007, 19:51
i would fast-wank on them and they would drown in my sperms.
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Niki0o 30 Oct 2007, 19:52
BETTER PLAN THAN MINE!!! i luv you
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foo 30 Oct 2007, 19:55
when it dries they'd be crispy ducks ?
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mAuxPete 30 Oct 2007, 19:53
run ! its coward but healthy
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TheDuck 30 Oct 2007, 19:56
OMFG WHAT'S THE PROBLEM WITH DUCKS LATELY???
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Niki0o 30 Oct 2007, 19:59
btw. Its about how many ducks? My rogue can own 666 at the same time
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nunejro 30 Oct 2007, 20:00
Ban him, fucking spamer
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Niki0o 30 Oct 2007, 20:03
Whats wrong with spamming?
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metal 30 Oct 2007, 20:03
if even the ducks use hax...
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chronos_ 30 Oct 2007, 20:11
Like all french since worldcup: headbutt.
np.
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Deactivated5981 31 Oct 2007, 11:52
Pick them up and put them in a lake, telling them to look at themself in the water. They will go emo and cut their flappers, which obviously ends up in death. I am NOT responsible.
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